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Kilted Rat

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Just think what would have happened if you hadn't voted for him, KR!!!





I'd be there standing waiting for some other politician's motorcade to go by, then heading home to pay $4 a gallon for gas, and $8 for a cheeseburger so that Burger King could pay Jimmy the $13 minimum wage so he could afford to live in his $1000 a month low income housing.

But at least then France would like us ;D
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Quote from: Kilted Rat on October 26, 2006, 03:06:51 PM
Things you don't expect to have happen to you at noon on a Thursday afternoon:



I then looked at the black suburban following the limo's and saw the rear window was down about 6 inches and there was the barrel of a gun pointing out right at me. The dude holding the gun definitely knew I was looking right at him and made no effort to hide the fact that if I farted wrong, I was done.

Kind of a freaky feeling, not gonna lie to ya!

KR;  Only you would pull off onto the shoulder to get a closer look!

Call it a week and head north to Cretin Ave. :-*

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bennie

Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on October 26, 2006, 03:48:45 PM
Quote from: bennie on October 26, 2006, 03:46:31 PM
Years ago I went to see a speech by the then president. It was an outdoor rally in a small town and it was strange seeing snipers up on the water tower. Of course there was also the metal detectors and pat down that everyone had to go through as well.  ;D

Bill pat you down bennie?  :D  ;D

He is much better looking in person.... ;) :D
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating.  ~Author Unknown

TC

Quote from: DuffMan on October 26, 2006, 10:30:35 AM
Quote from: ritz72 on October 26, 2006, 10:28:28 AM
Two available for the Gophs......  BUTCH DAVIS and TYRONE WILLINGHAM

What about Larry Coker???  :o

That would put some fight in 'em, at least!
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ritz72

Quote from: bennie on October 26, 2006, 04:24:58 PM
Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on October 26, 2006, 03:48:45 PM
Quote from: bennie on October 26, 2006, 03:46:31 PM
Years ago I went to see a speech by the then president. It was an outdoor rally in a small town and it was strange seeing snipers up on the water tower. Of course there was also the metal detectors and pat down that everyone had to go through as well.  ;D

Bill pat you down bennie?  :D  ;D

He is much better looking in person.... ;) :D

Just dont show us pictures of YOUR blue dress
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BDB

Hey ritz, what ever happened with the guy across the street pouring water down his chimney?

ritz72

AP-The United States committed a "huge error" in choosing to build a wall between itself and its southern neighbor, Mexico's president-elect Felipe Calderon said during a state visit to Canada, comparing it with the Berlin Wall.[/i] "The wall will not solve any problem. Humanity made a huge mistake by building the Berlin Wall, and I believe that today the United States is committing a grave error in building the wall on our border," he said.


This of the AP--Yeah, the GLARING similarities between protecting our boarders and strict communism....
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Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on October 26, 2006, 04:46:11 PM
Hey ritz, what ever happened with the guy across the street pouring water down his chimney?

Must have been a "professional"...no EMS, my scanner here at school did not go bonkers!

However, it must be "Stir Your Manure Pit Day" here in central Minnesota because it has smelled like MR's boxers after watching the Walker Texas Ranger Marathon on Spike TV

;D ;D ;D
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Quote from: ritz72 on October 26, 2006, 04:53:27 PM
Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on October 26, 2006, 04:46:11 PM
Hey ritz, what ever happened with the guy across the street pouring water down his chimney?

Must have been a "professional"...no EMS, my scanner here at school did not go bonkers!

However, it must be "Stir Your Manure Pit Day" here in central Minnesota because it has smelled like MR's boxers after watching the Walker Texas Ranger Marathon on Spike TV

;D ;D ;D

Walker Texas Ranger marathon? :D  The idea gives me the creeps.  :P

Back to the guy pouring water down his chimney. He must be a Harvard grad who had a chimney fire going. I can't see why the hell else anyone would do that.

No EMS because he didn't fall off the roof, but you'll probably see some carpet cleaners show up there soon!  :D

bennie

Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on October 26, 2006, 04:59:03 PM

Walker Texas Ranger marathon? :D  The idea gives me the creeps.  :P


Not as much as thinking about what he might be doing while watching the Walker Texas Ranger marathon! ;) ;D
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating.  ~Author Unknown

tmerton

Quote from: bennie on October 26, 2006, 04:24:58 PM
Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on October 26, 2006, 03:48:45 PM
Quote from: bennie on October 26, 2006, 03:46:31 PM
Years ago I went to see a speech by the then president. It was an outdoor rally in a small town and it was strange seeing snipers up on the water tower. Of course there was also the metal detectors and pat down that everyone had to go through as well.  ;D

Bill pat you down bennie?  :D  ;D

He is much better looking in person.... ;) :D

And Hillary?

sumander

Quote from: tmerton on October 26, 2006, 05:03:14 PM
Quote from: bennie on October 26, 2006, 04:24:58 PM
Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on October 26, 2006, 03:48:45 PM
Quote from: bennie on October 26, 2006, 03:46:31 PM
Years ago I went to see a speech by the then president. It was an outdoor rally in a small town and it was strange seeing snipers up on the water tower. Of course there was also the metal detectors and pat down that everyone had to go through as well.  ;D

Bill pat you down bennie?  :D  ;D

He is much better looking in person.... ;) :D

And Hillary?

I don't believe there is anything you could do to make Hillary better looking! There is not enough Hamm's in the world
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The bush league pilots, they just can't get the job done
You've got to fly down the canyon, don't never see the sun
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bennie

Quote from: sumander on October 26, 2006, 05:06:25 PM
Quote from: tmerton on October 26, 2006, 05:03:14 PM
Quote from: bennie on October 26, 2006, 04:24:58 PM
Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on October 26, 2006, 03:48:45 PM
Quote from: bennie on October 26, 2006, 03:46:31 PM
Years ago I went to see a speech by the then president. It was an outdoor rally in a small town and it was strange seeing snipers up on the water tower. Of course there was also the metal detectors and pat down that everyone had to go through as well.  ;D

Bill pat you down bennie?  :D  ;D

He is much better looking in person.... ;) :D

And Hillary?

I don't believe there is anything you could do to make Hillary better looking! There is not enough Hamm's in the world

So unkind!! ;D She wasn't that bad and she was very gracious!
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating.  ~Author Unknown

DuffMan

Sumander, when will you be gracing us with your presence again?

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Kilted Rat

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Quote from: sumander on October 26, 2006, 05:06:25 PM
Quote from: tmerton on October 26, 2006, 05:03:14 PM
Quote from: bennie on October 26, 2006, 04:24:58 PM
Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on October 26, 2006, 03:48:45 PM
Quote from: bennie on October 26, 2006, 03:46:31 PM
Years ago I went to see a speech by the then president. It was an outdoor rally in a small town and it was strange seeing snipers up on the water tower. Of course there was also the metal detectors and pat down that everyone had to go through as well.  ;D

Bill pat you down bennie?  :D  ;D

He is much better looking in person.... ;) :D

And Hillary?

I don't believe there is anything you could do to make Hillary better looking! There is not enough Hamm's in the world

Not enough Hamm's, Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Jose Cuervo and Zima combined to make her even remotely attractive. No wonder Bill was always wanderin' around. Even if the home field was open for play, the field wasn't worth playin.



I submit the following evidence to the court:

People's Exhibit A:

Part Bulldog?

People's Exhibit B:
part Bullfrog

People's Exhibit C:
part hippo

People's Exhibit D:
Part Janet Reno

People's Exhibit E:
Part Rosie O'Donnell

People's Exhibit F:
part fish


People's Exhibit G:
All Bitch.
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