FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[tmerton]

Years ago I went to see a speech by the then president. It was an outdoor rally in a small town and it was strange seeing snipers up on the water tower. Of course there was also the metal detectors and pat down that everyone had to go through as well. 

Bill pat you down bennie?   

He is much better looking in person....

And Hillary?

I don't believe there is anything you could do to make Hillary better looking! There is not enough Hamm's in the world

That reminds me of one ...

    One guy's explanation on why he is divorced:

    She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking.

    Then I caught her spending:
    $65.00 on make-up,
    $150 for a cut & color,
    $30 for a manicure,
    $40 for a pedicure,
    $50 on vitamins,
    $300 on clothes, and
    $600 for a gym membership.

    I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

    She said she needed it to look pretty for me.

    I told her that was what the beer was for.

    I don't think she's coming back.

[tmerton]

People's Exhibit G:
All Bitch.

In the words of Jon Stewart - "The place where woodies go to die." 

[tmerton]

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets. BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole. BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night"

The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NO WHERE NEAR THE FIRE."

[bennie]

And now I will be the total buzzkill! Not to go on a feminist or political rant, but I do think that it is unfortunate and unfair that women in politics, regardless of party, seem to be held to a higher standard of appearance. There are plenty (and I do mean plenty) of fugly male politicians and rarely are they held up for ridicule about their looks the way that females are. If you are going to require a level of attractiveness for the women, expect it for the men too. I will now get of my soapbox!

[VOJ]

I gotta side with Bennie on this one...Tip O'Neal was not the most handsome guy in the world and i am sure there are others...hey Bennie when are you going to fly back for a game?

[bennie]

I may come back next season. It is always tough because school here starts so late (Sept. 25th this year). I will have to wait and see. 

[Kilted Rat]

Now getting back to our regularly scheduled sexism, I found Fins 2nd wife (to be).

[Willy Wonka]

That reminds me of one ...

    One guy's explanation on why he is divorced:

    She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking.

    Then I caught her spending:
    $65.00 on make-up,
    $150 for a cut & color,
    $30 for a manicure,
    $40 for a pedicure,
    $50 on vitamins,
    $300 on clothes, and
    $600 for a gym membership.

    I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

    She said she needed it to look pretty for me.

    I told her that was what the beer was for.

    I don't think she's coming back.

Isn't this about the 5th time you've posted this one? Keep the forwards coming...

And people wonder why OAS quit posting...

Speaking of which, OAS WILL be in attendance for the stiffyfest this week. Apparently he got excited when he saw the BYE on Mac's schedule, assuming it would be an easy win.

On a more somber note, Wonka and Mongo will be commemorating GAC's final game at Hollingsworth Field together. In our costumes.

[TC]

Now getting back to our regularly scheduled sexism, I found Fins 2nd wife (to be).

Can anyone tell what kind of fish this is?  Eel Pout?  Dogfish?  Dolphin?  Snapping Turtle?


<Cue obvious "There was a fish in the picture?" posts...>

[DutchFan2004]

I have to say you guys are great.  I just love to come here and see that I am not the only guy that thinks this way.  The comments on Hilary are right on.  There is not enough beer in the midwest to cure that face.  Even at 2 (bar closing time in Iowa) in the morning I don't think guys are drunk enough to take that home. 


I really love the jokes, storys, photos that you guys come up with.  I know that my roots (having been born in Minnesota)  come out when I come here and read this.  Thanks for the giggles guys.

[sumander]

Sumander, when will you be gracing us with your presence again?

What happened to the MIAC Watchman?

Duff, I was set to join you guys for the Annual Tommie beat down this weekend until my daughter decided to come home from school for the first time this weekend!

Deer Hunting next weekend and I am out of town on the 11th. Count me in for the first round of the playoffs at C-ville on the 18th!

Too many things to hunt this time of year!

[finsleft]

Now getting back to our regularly scheduled sexism, I found Fins 2nd wife (to be).

Nice!
The woman's not bad to look at either.  8)

[Kilted Rat]

Too many things to hunt this time of year!

Agreed!
And they all taste soooo good!

[sumander]

Now getting back to our regularly scheduled sexism, I found Fins 2nd wife (to be).

So this is why Duff spends all his spare time fishing.

[Willy Wonka]

MR — Is Klinsmann the answer?