FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[finsleft]

Nominations are now in for 2006 Man of the Year. The 3 finalists are...

1.

2.

3.

[janesvilleflash]

All worthy, but #1 gets my vote.

[sumander]

I agree with J-Flash, #1 takes the cake.

Fin's ironically enough Sum Jr. was born 20 yrs ago next week in St. Cloud!

+k to all for Birthday celebrations.

[ritz72]

Had a buddy eat 9 pieces of KFC chicken tonight.  And yes, he used to play football.
So...let's hear some football player eating stories.  I once ate 2 hot dogs and drank a half a gallon of water...then was challenged to eat a 10 scoops of ice cream...got my name on a wall at Ruttles for it, but then puked a bit.  My greatest moment ever.

I once saw one of our o-linemen put down 3 Chipotle burritos in a sitting.  Also, I'm not sure if this place is around anymore, but Mike Morris used to have a restaurant/bar called All-Stars (I think) and they served a 2lb burger.  Several members of our o-line stepped up to the challenge.

Rumor has it that Duff once ate 3 whole chef salads, washed it down with 2 Diet Green Teas, and polished off an entire bunch of grapes all in one sitting.  All this while "Maniac" was playing in the background.

[DuffMan]

Had a buddy eat 9 pieces of KFC chicken tonight.  And yes, he used to play football.
So...let's hear some football player eating stories.  I once ate 2 hot dogs and drank a half a gallon of water...then was challenged to eat a 10 scoops of ice cream...got my name on a wall at Ruttles for it, but then puked a bit.  My greatest moment ever.

I once saw one of our o-linemen put down 3 Chipotle burritos in a sitting.  Also, I'm not sure if this place is around anymore, but Mike Morris used to have a restaurant/bar called All-Stars (I think) and they served a 2lb burger.  Several members of our o-line stepped up to the challenge.

Rumor has it that Duff once ate 3 whole chef salads, washed it down with 2 Diet Green Teas, and polished off an entire bunch of grapes all in one sitting.  All this while "Maniac" was playing in the background.

All organic, too.  Eating contests are tougher when you're vegan.

[cobbernation]

#1 is my vote for man of the year

[ritz72]

Had a buddy eat 9 pieces of KFC chicken tonight.  And yes, he used to play football.
So...let's hear some football player eating stories.  I once ate 2 hot dogs and drank a half a gallon of water...then was challenged to eat a 10 scoops of ice cream...got my name on a wall at Ruttles for it, but then puked a bit.  My greatest moment ever.

I once saw one of our o-linemen put down 3 Chipotle burritos in a sitting.  Also, I'm not sure if this place is around anymore, but Mike Morris used to have a restaurant/bar called All-Stars (I think) and they served a 2lb burger.  Several members of our o-line stepped up to the challenge.

Rumor has it that Duff once ate 3 whole chef salads, washed it down with 2 Diet Green Teas, and polished off an entire bunch of grapes all in one sitting.  All this while "Maniac" was playing in the background.

All organic, too.  Eating contests are tougher when you're vegan.

+k my friend who like the tossed salad@!!
All they feed trained monkeys is vegetables and supplements!

[finsleft]

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?






A salad shooter.

[tmerton]

Wait - how could you have left this one out, Fins?

[TC]

So...let's hear some football player eating stories. 

I didn't play football, but...

I was hanging out with some high school buddies the summer after, roughly, sophomore (college) year.  We were each working on our own (warm) box of Franzia.  I mentioned I could really go for some White Castles.  Another guy challenged me, saying he could put away more sliders than I could.  A buddy returned with a 20-pack and we each grabbed 10.  After those were gone, and another 20-pack was retreived, the real contest began.

11... 12... 13...  Doing OK, think I can make it...  14... 15... 16...  Realllllllly wish I hadn't drank a warm box of wine...  17... 18... 19...  God, I hate hate myself so much right now, but I can't let that jackasshole win....  and...  swallow back the puke... 20!

It ended in a tie as neither of us wanted to either admit defeat or eat one more goddamn slider.  

Remember George Brett flipping out in the Pine Tar game?  Yeah, that was pretty much my asshole the next day.  Not good times.  It took me over 5 years, but I'm proud to say I'm back on the White Castle bandwagon.

[tmerton]

This guy got a twofer!

[DuffMan]

I'm not exactly sure what a Krystal hamburgber is, but I imagine it's similar to White Castle.  Either way, this is a ridiculous feat.

[cobbernation]

I'm not exactly sure what a Krystal hamburgber is, but I imagine it's similar to White Castle.  Either way, this is a ridiculous feat.

A picture of the burger can be found at this site.

http://www.krystalsquareoff.com/competitor-profiles.php?profile_id=12

[royalachilles]

Gotta love the guy on Good Morning America that has been missing for 2 or 3 months, finally ended up on a newscast asking if anyone knew who he was.  His fiance recognized him and he was brought home.  He has no recollection of who he is still to this day, but was shown with his fiance on TV. She goes about 3 bells.  When asked if he is the same sort of guy he was before coming up missing, he said now he likes Red Peppers when he used to hate them, Loves brocolli now but hated it 3 months ago, and really likes skinny big boobed women and has no idea who the pig seated to his right is........ Hysterical.....

[royalachilles]

I believe she was wearing a Tommie sweatshirt......