FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[kubiack78]

Don't think I can really support Bethel, after they spray-painted "B U" at the 50 yard line at Northwestern, and were seen tossing many water balloons onto the field during Northwestern's homecoming game, which stopped the game and nearly caused a forfeit.

Kubiak- get stateside A.S.A.P.- I have an uneasy feeling this may be Al-Qaida. They have infiltrated Northwestern Bible College in Roseville. It's classic Al-Qaida tactics, first the spray painting on the football field, then the water balloons. I know I'm not going to get a full night sleep until these terrorists are apprehended and brought to justice! You may want to bring in air support before you do a dorm to dorm search

I figure the Johnnie Templar Knights should be able to squash that small cell with a monkey stomp this weekend

[Kilted Rat]

Here's a comeback for you MR - Your mother wears combat boots!

Which brings me to Kubiak. Better make your money now. After today, the skies will clear, there will be peace on earth and we all will be singing Kumbaya, and you'll have to leave the desert. Seriously, stay safe so you can make it back to SD.

Never happen,  too many dirtbags out there.  There is always a sewer somewhere in the world with political strife.  I just wish we would invade somewhere nice for once... maybe Jamaica?

I'm still hoping that sometime between now and when I go active that the US decides to invade a Carribean island or maybe evern Hawaii.

Heck, I'd be happy with invading South Dakota during pheasant season.

[farley101]

Hey BDB and all you Lisa fans,  just found a goldmine of pics not fit to put on this board (mostly), I'll have to look and see whats in the files that is appropriate to post.  Here's a start...



Later

[Touchdown Tommy]

Mongo: I understand you have a new lady friend.  It appears you are choosing Hoes over Bros, Hamms, and Stiffyburgers...

[Senor RedTackle]

KR....fyi, you have been listed as a suspect in the LL board 'smite frenzy'.  Please proceed to said board and provide your alibi to prove you are not the mystery smiter

TDT...you may as well show your mug over there to and provide some explanations....

[Veek]

Zip - I'll be bringing a grill, too, so with ROR's as well we should be in fine shape.  I haven't spoken to my Dad yet but I'll bet he has an extra ticket for a Johnnie travelling all the way from Chicago.  He sometimes can be almost as loud as you.

Seats are just 3 rows down on the 50 but beware if you plan to stand very long during the game as there will be senior citizens behind you telling you to sit down.  Just ask TDT, he can tell you.

See you on Saturday.

KR - don't by shy.  You can have at least four states!!    

[piperinsider]

Hey BDB and all you Lisa fans,  just found a goldmine of pics not fit to put on this board (mostly), I'll have to look and see whats in the files that is appropriate to post.  Here's a start...



Later

What's the link? I can't sleep.

[piperinsider]

Pre-Fed


Post-Fed


Good call on that marriage.

[Willy Wonka]

TDT - I've been informed by my sources that JR is eagerly awaiting your arrival at Friday night's festivities.

Crazy Hatch - 45
Normal Pawlenty - 45

Gonna be a barn burner! I can't wait to work until 4am to see how it turns out! Developing!

[Willy Wonka]

UPDATE
81% reported
Pawlenty — 47
Hatch — 46

Wonka has invited his Cobber coworker (TDT high school crony) to Saturday's fun and he says he's going to skip sitting in a stand for 5 hours without firing a shot to attend.

[finsleft]

Election results... 

PRECINCT: NORWOOD YOUNG AMERICA

Nonpartisan  MIKE FAHEY  1055 99.06 % 
Write-In  WRITE-IN**            10   0.94 %

JR-You better hunt down these 10 uninformed voters and give them the what-for. Probably some slow runners who've never forgiven you for passing them in the home stretch.

[finsleft]

Well it's now official...what a squeaker!

Precincts Reporting: 100.00% (34 of 34)  Last update was: 11/8/2006 12:34:10 AM  # Registered Voters
as of 7AM 11-07-06: 50531

Selected Races for CARVER County 

• COUNTY ATTORNEY        Totals   Pct   
Nonpartisan  MIKE FAHEY  27413 99.23 
Write-In  WRITE-IN**            212   0.77 

[ritz72]

In real election news, I have just become the "1st Son" of Randall, MN   

Mayor of Randall

Nonpartisan    BOB RIITTERS    155   56.78
Nonpartisan    PAT BOONE    117   42.86
Write-In    WRITE-IN**    1   0.37

Also Duff,

you are not even close on the drink   

[Willy Wonka]

Wonka hates his life more than he hates TDT for the first time in his life right now.

Where in a sports editor's job description does it say he has to stay up to cover elections? F Wonka.

[Johnnie Red]

Finsleft, thanks for posting the results of the election. Always strange to see those write in votes. Then again, I wouldn't being doing my job if I didn't have a few people who don't like me.

I actually got a phone call at home last night from a guy who said he was calling from Kentucky and that he was going to shoot me. I initially had no idea who I was talking to and was starting to freak out. Then I realized who I was talking to: a former judge who is a friend of mine. Ha Ha. He was just trying to jack me up and boy, did he do that.

Hopefully Governor Pawlenty will appreciate the fact that he could have won by a landslide if he had shown up for a few Johnnie games in Collegeville during his first term and distanced himself from the Bethel connections.

How about that Chaska Hawks volleyball team??!! Defending state champions sure to win another state title this week at the Xcel Center.

This weekend is going to rock. Re-election party, Stiftungsfestivities, Johnnie Monkey Stomp on the Royals, Red Mass at St. Ben's.