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Kilted Rat

Quote from: finsleft on November 14, 2006, 03:30:21 PM
Wish I could go back and change my major. Watchmen, there's still time for you...

http://www.csbsju.edu/news/2006/11/gwst_major.htm


Biggest problem is that the "women" in "women's study" classes in my experience are fat, hairy, have moustaches, and have no interest in penises, so basically they are actually men... ironic, ain't it?


Quote from: chris56317 on November 14, 2006, 04:55:58 PM
Mr. President, I was wondering if there is a meeting of the CAC planned for Friday night in Pella?  Now I know I am not a member, but I would enjoy sitting at a nearby table, and maybe have a few bevy's with you and the members.

Oh contraire (sp?) my friend. You are in fact a member by nature of posting on this board, enjoying cold adult bevy's, and being an SJU alum.



Quote from: Redtooth on November 14, 2006, 05:24:35 PM
Fins,

If you only knew how close your amended quote was to how she actually felt about the new major...you would be scared.

Having a couple of classes with her in the late 80's, I am amazed it took her this long to establish her empire.

I had her in spring 2004 with JohnniePress and WOW!!!!

She is such a flaming feminist liberal, she makes Hillary look like Pat Buchannan.


The only good part about that class besides hanging out with JohnniePress was that it counted for my Gender (*cough*bullsh!t*cough*) flag and my upper division theology course.

Amazing thing about the "Gender" flag. My senior year there were 20 classes with Gender flags, 14 had the words "female" or "women" in the title, none had "male" or "men." Why don't they just cut the BS and call it a "Women's" flag?

Also, a buddy and I had a discussion over several beers and decided that any guy who dated the same girl for more than 4 consecutive months and/or slept with >5 different girls should be allowed to skip the gender flag due to previous qualifying experience.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

tmerton

Well, in the event we beat Central and play Oxy, I got a fully refundable ticket on Southwest from LA on the 26th (going down is no problem), but the &*#@$^* Gonzaga students have bought up all the tickets out of Spokane that day - and the day before, and most of the day after so it doesn't look like that trip will work.  Damn Jesuits.   >:( 

Go Johnnies, Go Oxy!

CobberHogg

MVP - Porta --> best running back in the league behind an enormous and excellent offensive line
Stam - Ledyard --> representing d3 in the aztec bowl and sack leader in the MIAC
Coach - Johnson --> what he has done there with that team, definitely deserves coach of the year

congrats to Ledyard for being selected to play in the Aztec bowl down in Mexico.  he's a great d-lineman and the way he plays and his stats definitely show! 

fins - tough year up here in cobberville.  we found out what it was like not to have schumacher behind center.  he was definitely the ONE guy that made us go every game.  the offense could never get going and it didn't help that we were switching quarterbacks every week, but the coaches were trying to spark something.  the defense was young in the secondary and it seemed to show every once and a while.  put it this way, they will be tough in the upcoming years becuase there will be alot of experience at most positions.  cory johnson is still an exciting player to watch and he will have a great junior and senior year.  look for the cobbers to reclaim their position in the conference and be right up there with bethel and SJU.  go johnnies and royals!   ;D

Buckman

Quote from: Kilted Rat on November 14, 2006, 06:46:55 PM

Oh contraire (sp?) my friend. You are in fact a member by nature of posting on this board, enjoying cold adult bevy's, and being an SJU alum.


That is what is probably keeping me out of the club.  I am not an alum, just been a lifelong follower of St. Johns.

Kilted Rat

Quote from: chris56317 on November 14, 2006, 07:07:02 PM
Quote from: Kilted Rat on November 14, 2006, 06:46:55 PM

Oh contraire (sp?) my friend. You are in fact a member by nature of posting on this board, enjoying cold adult bevy's, and being an SJU alum.


That is what is probably keeping me out of the club.  I am not an alum, just been a lifelong follower of St. Johns.

Well then you're an honorary member!
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

bennie

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Quote from: Kilted Rat on November 14, 2006, 06:46:55 PM
Oh contraire (sp?) my friend. You are in fact a member by nature of posting on this board, enjoying cold adult bevy's, and being an SJU alum.

Posting on the board...check, enjoying a cold adult beverage...check, though I do prefer my scotch be room temp, and being an SJU alum...damn it!! I guess I don't get to be a member or is CSB close enough? ;D

I probably shouldn't admit this, but when I was in grad school I signed up for a Women's Studies class. Went to the first day, looked at the BS curriculum, looked at the other students and promptly dropped it. I did learn some fascinating things about dreadlocks from a girl in the class that day... ;)
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating.  ~Author Unknown

Collegeville Magic

Thanks Duff, but I've never been an employee of SJU, and I have no fear of losing my job.  You must have me confused with a friend of mine (who works at CSB, not SJU) whose unused moniker I happily adopted (with his blessing) for D3 posting use, since he's not using it any longer.

If this isn't the place to air greviences about my favorite team, then I'll be in search of a new Festivus celebration that might be more appropriate.  However, if this is indeed the place to talk MIAC football, spout off "jock sniffing" opinions, and have a little fun, then we can go back to our regularly scheduled broadcast.

Go Johnnies!


DuffMan

Quote from: Collegeville Magic on November 14, 2006, 07:26:50 PM
Thanks Duff, but I've never been an employee of SJU, and I have no fear of losing my job.  You must have me confused with a friend of mine (who works at CSB, not SJU) whose unused moniker I happily adopted (with his blessing) for D3 posting use, since he's not using it any longer.

Yeah, and I believe that as much as I believe in Santa Claus.

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

sju56321

Hey Duff, you going to be by your computer on Saturday so you can increase your post numbers? 8) Looked like TDT was calling you a a fair weather fan earlier.

Collegeville Magic

Believe what you will, but the last pay check I received from St. John's University was from my work as a student assistant in the Spanish Department almost 7 years ago.  Ask J_Esq, he'll vouch.


sjusection105

Quote from: Kilted Rat on November 14, 2006, 06:46:55 PM

She is such a flaming feminist liberal, she makes Hillary look like Pat Buchannan.

If you could make Hillary look like Pat Buchannan, I don't know if there would be an improvement made ;D....Oh, you mean political views ;)
As of now they're on DOUBLE SECRET Probation!

DutchHawk

Wow...you guys post at an astonishing rate!!
30 IIAC Championships
20 Division III Playoff Appearances

Kilted Rat

Quote from: DutchHawk on November 14, 2006, 08:38:37 PM
Wow...you guys post at an astonishing rate!!

You have no idea!

You should see this page on a Friday!
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Kilted Rat

Fins,
Please pass this on to Fins Jr and all his buddies.
Ditto to Tmert Jr, Sumander JR and all other current college students.


Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

sjusection105

Quote from: DutchHawk on November 14, 2006, 08:38:37 PM
Wow...you guys post at an astonishing rate!!

You should have been around in the week leading up to the RPI game a couple years ago. Those guys can talk big time smack. We may be Cla$$le$$  A$$hole$ lead by our President, TDT, but we are still "Minnesota Nice"

KR, can you post the X-ray of TDT, when they found the "obstruction" earlier this year after a hard night of drinking with the likes of Frank Rickard & Willy Wonks? This may give the Dutch fans a little idea that we are not all about breaking down film (mostly not about breaking down film)

DutchHawk- Be sure to stop by here on Friday, when our buddy Blue Devil Bob talks shop
As of now they're on DOUBLE SECRET Probation!