FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[ruggerrat]

Bill Clinton started jogging near his
new home in Chappaqua.

But on each run he happened to jog
past a hooker standing on the same
street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension he would brace
himself as he approached her for what
was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry
out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!"
fired back Clinton .

This ritual between Bill and the
hooker continued for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell,
"Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back,
"Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she
wanted to accompany her husband on his jog!

As the jogging couple neared the problematic
street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really  been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a  darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would
take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive thatn usual. 
Sure enough, there was the hooker!!
As they approached, Bill tried hard to avoid the prostitutes eyes as she watched the two of them jog past. 

Then, when they were almost clear, the hooker yelled at the pair from the curb,
See what you get for five bucks??? 

[sumander]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington , Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" "What's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer and John Kerry. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."

[Retired Old Rat]

Nice Johnny G article out of Spokane
http://www.spokesmanreview.com/sports/

DOC, appears I can only view that article if I want to pay $7.   

[sfury]

Sumander, that joke was funny when I read it a few days ago. Of course the names on that one were "George Bush and Dick Cheney."

[ruggerrat]

Nice Johnny G article out of Spokane
http://www.spokesmanreview.com/sports/

DOC, appears I can only view that article if I want to pay $7.   

I thought the same thing ROR.  somehow when i went back (after regist., but not paying) it let me in....?  Give that (?) a try.  Good luck

[tmerton]

One variation on the traditional turkey preparation that has been possible due to the lovely Aussie weather this time of year:  turkey on the Webber.  If have not tried it, I suggest you give it a go this summer.  Pop the whole bird on (roasting configuration with the charcoal, of course) and let it cook for about an hour and forty five minutes.  The juiciest, tastiest bird I have ever had. 

Agree - we've been doing it that way for 20+ years.  No basting required - the turkey browns naturally and is, as you say, absolutely moist.  Don't forget to put a dripping pan under the turkey to catch the juices (you put the coals around the edge of the pan).  Enjoy your turkey.

[tmerton]

Nice Johnny G article out of Spokane
http://www.spokesmanreview.com/sports/

DOC, appears I can only view that article if I want to pay $7.   

I thought the same thing ROR.  somehow when i went back (after regist., but not paying) it let me in....?  Give that (?) a try.  Good luck

Same thing happened for me - went through registration, declined to pay the $7, then went to the front page of the paper and went straight to the article.

[Retired Old Rat]

Nice Johnny G article out of Spokane
http://www.spokesmanreview.com/sports/

DOC, appears I can only view that article if I want to pay $7.   

I thought the same thing ROR.  somehow when i went back (after regist., but not paying) it let me in....?  Give that (?) a try.  Good luck

Thanks for the tip.  Worked like a charm.

[sumander]

Sumander, that joke was funny when I read it a few days ago. Of course the names on that one were "George Bush and Dick Cheney."

Sfury, Different strokes for different folks, That's what makes the world go around!

[sfury]

Exactly. it's like Bennie just being able to slide in "Tommie" for those Oregon jokes she had. Speaking of which, Don Roney and Steve Johnson's names would fit that gasoline joke pretty well...

[OzJohnnie]

Same thing happened for me - went through registration, declined to pay the $7, then went to the front page of the paper and went straight to the article.

Is it worth the effort?

[tmerton]

Same thing happened for me - went through registration, declined to pay the $7, then went to the front page of the paper and went straight to the article.

Is it worth the effort?

It's a nice article - but maybe johnniepress will post it on gojohnnies.com.

[Retired Old Rat]

Same thing happened for me - went through registration, declined to pay the $7, then went to the front page of the paper and went straight to the article.

Is it worth the effort?

OJ93, check your email.

[tmerton]

Same thing happened for me - went through registration, declined to pay the $7, then went to the front page of the paper and went straight to the article.

Is it worth the effort?

OJ93, check your email.

ROR - Please don't call anyone "OJ"   (unless it's the twerp from Woolworth  )

[wildcat11]

Wow!!!

Nobody told me that TDT was the Bell Ringer for Texas Tech:

TDT Rings his bell during Texas Tech Game