FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[TC]

SJU transfers (as far as I know):

LB - Steffensmeier - NDSU
WR - Gearman - SCSU
WR - Brian Weber - SCSU
RB - Patnode - Truman State
DE - Schumacher - Truman State
K - McKenna - St. Thomas

Wow, 5 players moving down a division and 1 moving up!

[Kilted Rat]

SJU transfers (as far as I know):

LB - Steffensmeier - NDSU
WR - Gearman - SCSU
WR - Brian Weber - SCSU
RB - Patnode - Truman State
DE - Schumacher - Truman State
K - McKenna - St. Thomas

Wow, 5 players moving down a division and 1 moving up!

Even though it's only Tuesday, I would like to officially nominate TC for the post of the week.

[Johnnie Red]

DutchFan1, thanks for the suggestion about my taking over for John if and when he retires. While I did play high school football through my junior year, I finally realized when I was a senior that cross-country was the sport for me. The Johnnie cc and track coach, Tim Miles, was a teammate of mine at SJU. I would respectfully defer to Johnnie football alums for the position when it does become vacant.

Well, we are going to the jury tomorrow on the Everson homicide case. Hopefully the verdict will be in sometime before Friday afternoon so I can make the trip to Whitewater for the Stiftungsfestivities. Keep your fingers crossed!

[bennie]

SJU transfers (as far as I know):

LB - Steffensmeier - NDSU
WR - Gearman - SCSU
WR - Brian Weber - SCSU
RB - Patnode - Truman State
DE - Schumacher - Truman State
K - McKenna - St. Thomas

Wow, 5 players moving down a division and 1 moving up!

Even though it's only Tuesday, I would like to officially nominate TC for the post of the week.

I agree! Very funny! I threw some karma his way in appreciation...no chocolates though!

[DuffMan]

DutchFan1, thanks for the suggestion about my taking over for John if and when he retires. While I did play high school football through my junior year, I finally realized when I was a senior that cross-country was the sport for me. The Johnnie cc and track coach, Tim Miles, was a teammate of mine at SJU. I would respectfully defer to Johnnie football alums for the position when it does become vacant.

Well, we are going to the jury tomorrow on the Everson homicide case. Hopefully the verdict will be in sometime before Friday afternoon so I can make the trip to Whitewater for the Stiftungsfestivities. Keep your fingers crossed!

JR, good luck with the delilberation!

[cobbernation]

I thought this was kinda funny and maybe the person who takes over for Gags might have to fill out one of these forms!

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/061128&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab3pos2

[sumander]

I thought this was kinda funny and maybe the person who takes over for Gags might have to fill out one of these forms!

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/061128&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab3pos2

Props, cobbernation, LMAO!

[ruggerrat]

 Finsleft will you be FINALLY joining the traveling party this week. Tmerton? Ritzy?  
Thanks your President

As much as it hurt to miss the Spokane mall/airport experience, it pains me to respond with my regrets to the Janesville/Whitewiffer party. I just feel it would be irresponsible of me to shirk my responsibilities as a provider to miss the spearing opener on Lake Kabetogama and have the little fins going hungry.
Saw announcer Mark Lebowski at the hardware store today and he said he'll talk REAL LOUD so I can hear him way up there. Asked him what the final score was as I passed out in the garage after Carbo "swaggered" me into a stupor. Looks like Wooderson gets the free trip to Wishywashy.
Congrats BDB!
Nice buck, Cob-nat.
Mark L says he loves the treats.
Frank the Plank spells kharma like this.

A friend told me an interesting story this weekend. He said that when he lived in Eastern Oregon he heard that a lot of guys would come to that part of the state to go "hunting". What they would really do is drink heavily and be "entertained" by prostitutes from Portland that would show up in RV's just for hunting season.   It does make one wonder about the amount of time you spend in the woods...

Good one Bennie...here's one a friend sent me...


Subject: Muscular Contractions

A professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to
his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the prof. decided to
lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what
your  butt hole  is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."


Neglected to ask him if this "hit " too close to home...

[BUdefense]

I thought this was kinda funny and maybe the person who takes over for Gags might have to fill out one of these forms!

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/061128&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab3pos2

cobber, the author of that "application" has his own site, and it is f-in HILARIOUS.

www.sportspickle.com

[Retired Old Rat]

As long as we're on the subject, who are the Johnnies current DII transfers?  I'm pretty certain Steffensmeier is from NDSU, Gearman is from SCSU, and that Schumacher and Patnode just transferred this year from Truman State.  Who am I missing?

Also, as long as I'm asking football questions, what happened to Anthony Schmidt, the kicker from Totino?  I thought he did decent enough last year as a 1st year--is he injured this year or did he go to the Bethel Kicking Camp over the summer?

TC,

Anthony has had a leg injury all season.  Not sure how serious, but serious enough to negatively impact his kicking.

[finsleft]

I would respectfully defer to Johnnie football alums for the position when it does become vacant.

Thank you JR. I deeply appreciate your wholehearted endorsement. Believe me, I won't let you down. 

Good luck with the trial. From the cheap seats, I'd say the jury will be out less than 3 hours and you'll be headed east and on your way to the coveted Extreme Tailgate championship.

[tmerton]

Obviously my campaign to be the next SJU coach is not getting the momentum that I had hoped for.
If it makes any difference, I will wear a headset. Does it matter if it's plugged into my Ipod?

I suggest plugging it into one of those fish you'll be trying to spear this weekend.  Lord knows what you'll hear then.

[tmerton]

Ok, my turn to ask for clarification - feel free to quote yourself, if you so choose.

My understanding of your rules is...when Notre Dame wins, it's ok for you to crow on this D3 board, ...

Wonka - Find a post on this board in which I've crowed over a ND win and I'll happily apologize.  Unless you think a vain hope for a victory over SC to follow the Johnnie victory over Woolworth qualifies, ...  But I'm waiting.  Take your time.

[OzJohnnie]

The Aussies just smashed England in the first test of The Ashes.  Crow! Crow!

[BUdefense]

I'm sure all the Johnnie fans will be happy to know that in the next Sports Illustrated, Austin Murphy (author of the Johnnies book) writes an article about how great football is and how it has become America's game. The last two paragraphs are about the Johnnies. Nothing too crazy, but still thought it was worth mentioning.