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sjusection105

Quote from: Kilted Rat on November 29, 2006, 06:43:25 PM
You did notice she's the back-up guard at 310. Imagine what would be said about a 310lb male O-lineman who couldn't start for his high school.

We had one- he couldn't make varsity HWT. in wrestling either. The 180lb farm boys in the Wright County Conference would run circles around him, then shoot for the leg- it was all over but the crying!

What was it Jesse Ventura used to say- "You can't legislate stupidity" well, you can't coach fat either :o

Or as my pops would say "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear"
As of now they're on DOUBLE SECRET Probation!

Veek

JR - I'll be bringing my grill, too.  If I didn't there is no way 100 Chicago polish sausages could get grilled on time.  We can use ROR's grill for overflow control.
Go Johnnies!!!

cobbernation

Quote from: DuffMan on November 29, 2006, 08:29:35 PM
Quote from: Kilted Rat on November 29, 2006, 06:43:25 PM
Squat stats are a commodity I don't trust much. I knew a guy in high school who could "squat" 600lbs while weighing 160. Only thing is he went down about 6 inches.

Amen!  It ain't a squat if your thighs aren't parallel to the ground.

This chick does sound like TDT's type, though if he were into chicks

Historically, aren't girls supposed to have stronger legs than men?

Kilted Rat

Quote from: sfury on November 29, 2006, 08:13:00 PM
The real question is, how much can that girl leg press. Remember the story about Pat Robertson from a few months ago? Wasn't his claim that he could leg press 2,000 pounds ??? He'd probably be a hell of a lineman too.


Apparently the one feat of strength she can't complete is pushing herself away from the table!


Quote from: cobbernation on November 29, 2006, 10:07:22 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on November 29, 2006, 08:29:35 PM
Quote from: Kilted Rat on November 29, 2006, 06:43:25 PM
Squat stats are a commodity I don't trust much. I knew a guy in high school who could "squat" 600lbs while weighing 160. Only thing is he went down about 6 inches.

Amen!  It ain't a squat if your thighs aren't parallel to the ground.

This chick does sound like TDT's type, though if he were into chicks

Historically, aren't girls supposed to have stronger legs than men?

Maybe in Montana and Moorhead ;D
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

OzJohnnie

Quote from: Kilted Rat on November 29, 2006, 10:20:18 PM
Maybe in Montana and Moorhead ;D

I've spent time in Montana.  The girls there didn't seem particularly thick legged.

I've also spent time in Moorhead.
  

DuffMan


A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

OzJohnnie

Quote from: DuffMan on November 29, 2006, 10:27:11 PM
The cover of UWW's program:


Now the office is looking at me wondering what is going on.   I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt.
  

tafkaw

Quote from: DuffMan on November 29, 2006, 10:27:11 PM
The cover of UWW's program:


At least they all have shirts on eh Duff?  Unlike another Wisconsin school's program we saw in 2000.   :o

DuffMan

Quote from: wooderson on November 29, 2006, 10:30:15 PM
At least they all have shirts on eh Duff?  Unlike another Wisconsin school's program we saw in 2000.   :o

LOL, I was just thinking about that today!!!  BDB, have you got any of the 2000 Bluedevil posters with the shirtless players on it?  They were grrrrrrreeeeeaaaattttt!

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

Kilted Rat

Holley Mangold wrestling against TDT as a young huge biiiatch:

Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

piperinsider


OzJohnnie

Just managed to sneak this intelligence back from Whitewater.  Things look desperate.  I believe this is anchor of that Warhawk big O line.

http://www.break.com/index/eating_the_thanksgiving_turkey.html
  

Kilted Rat

Quote from: OzJohnny93 on November 29, 2006, 10:21:54 PM
Quote from: Kilted Rat on November 29, 2006, 10:20:18 PM
Maybe in Montana and Moorhead ;D

I've spent time in Montana.  The girls there didn't seem particularly thick legged.

I've also spent time in Moorhead.

Hilarious Oz! +k
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

OzJohnnie

I see you're just getting up and I'm heading to bed.  Give 'em Hell today, KR.  There's a few of the UWW wagon riders that can't resist the bait.  24 hour full court press.  Just shouldn't be legal.
  

Johnnie Red

Well, the jury is still out here in Chaska. In the hope of trying to anticipate everything, is there anyone out there who could get the Stiftungsfest burger to Whitewater along with my grills for the Stiftungsfestivities Saturday morning in the event I am sitting here waiting for the jury to come back with a verdict? Let me know.

My Johnnie bro is picking up the burger this afternoon and I should have the patties done by this evening.

And how could I forget?! I would also need the beloved Paris Hilton cd transported to Whitewater to make the event perfect. I am actually listening to the cd as I write this post. Life is so good here in Chaska. ;)