FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[57Johnnie]

I just spoke to a friend of mine in Chippewa Falls.  He informed me there was a big ruckus at the Fill-In Station on Columbia Street over the lunch hour.  A couple of punk kids with a big purple number 1 mouthing off to all the people dressed in green and yellow.  One was heard mumbling something about being an a$$ hole and a the president prior to loosing consciousness.  The other was reported to have an extreme case of Playstation Wrist Syndrome.

Developing...

The Chippewa bartenders used to be smart enough not to serve Leinies to anyone wearing purple. 

[BDB]

Update from BlueDevil Bob, MIACPP ACTION NEWS.

It seems our boyz, who should now be tailgating in the rain storm near Lambeau Field, cannot be reached.

Calculating the odds as to the reason for their absence, I offer the following possibilities:

  6% - TDT forgot to charge his cellphone.

13% - Hit a deer and while awaiting a tow truck, county sheriff also shows up. Currently in the slammer being violated with the purple foam #1 hand.

31% - Got lost and are tailgating in front of Miller Park in Milwaukee.

50% - Stopped at a roadside honkeytonk to pee and have a beer. Met a good looking Wiscy small town girl working behind the bar (which is part of the house, just off the living room) and decided they were close enough to Lambeau Field to call it good.

Unless further developments develop,  , this is Blue Devil Bob-ace reporter for the  MIACPP ACTION NEWS signing off.

[sumander]

Tmert,

+k on the weeweechu!

In fact, in case I forget how about a round of +kandy canes for all the good little boys and girls on MIACPP!

[sumander]

BDB aka Les N.

I am going to have to go with the 50% option and lay big money on it! Thanks for persevering with the reports in the face of brutal weather conditions. I vote for you to replace Jim Cantore on the Weather Channel!

[Johnnie Red]

My daughter is actually planning on driving back with two other Boulder students who are from Chaska. Sounds like there is even more snow north of Boulder. One more reason why she should have followed her dad's advice and enrolled at St. Ben's. She was accepted there.

[sju56321]

Subject: A Holiday Greeting, as approved by my lawyer

Dear Friends,

I wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting to you, but it is so
difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending
someone.

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following:

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for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
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practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion
or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
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choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

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medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily
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[tmerton]

Update from BlueDevil Bob, MIACPP ACTION NEWS.

It seems our boyz, who should now be tailgating in the rain storm near Lambeau Field, cannot be reached.

Calculating the odds as to the reason for their absence, I offer the following possibilities:

  6% - TDT forgot to charge his cellphone.

13% - Hit a deer and while awaiting a tow truck, county sheriff also shows up. Currently in the slammer being violated with the purple foam #1 hand.

31% - Got lost and are tailgating in front of Miller Park in Milwaukee.

50% - Stopped at a roadside honkeytonk to pee and have a beer. Met a good looking Wiscy small town girl working behind the bar (which is part of the house, just off the living room) and decided they were close enough to Lambeau Field to call it good.

Unless further developments develop,  , this is Blue Devil Bob-ace reporter for the  MIACPP ACTION NEWS signing off.

Good stuff, BDB, esp. on a crappy rainy day out here.  Was finally able to k you up.

Let us know of any developments.  I'll check the MN sidelines during commercials in the BYU-Oregon game. 

[tmerton]

Pinguin batting (the antedote to Happy Feet)


1. Click on the link below.

2. Click once on the snowman.

3. Click once on the snowman to hit the penguin as he descends from the cliff.

4. Try to beat 321! 

    http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf

[finsleft]

My daughter is actually planning on driving back with two other Boulder students who are from Chaska. Sounds like there is even more snow north of Boulder. One more reason why she should have followed her dad's advice and enrolled at St. Ben's. She was accepted there.

You should have advised her to go to Boulder, she'd probably be on her way home from St. Joe by now.
A prophet's never heard in his own land.  8)

[piperinsider]

Find of the day. Let the karma ride begin. An early Anna Friday present from Santa PI.

http://gorillamask.net/lisa-gleave.shtml

Not safe for work. Not safe for wife. Not say for MR. Wow.

[DuffMan]

WOW!  + Karma, PI.  Those outfits don't leave much to the ole imagination.

[Kilted Rat]

Speaking of Denver, sounds like my CU-Boulder "little girl" student may have difficulty leaving the area anytime soon.

If CU is anything like SJU, I'm sure there are plenty of nice guys willing to give her a place to stay in the meantime

I just spoke to a friend of mine in Chippewa Falls.  He informed me there was a big ruckus at the Fill-In Station on Columbia Street over the lunch hour.  A couple of punk kids with a big purple number 1 mouthing off to all the people dressed in green and yellow.  One was heard mumbling something about being an a$$ hole and a the president prior to loosing consciousness.  The other was reported to have an extreme case of Playstation Wrist Syndrome.

Developing...

Yeah, playstation wrist... that's what he call's it. In the medical profession we call it "Single Guy Strain."

WOW!  + Karma, PI.  Those outfits don't leave much to the ole imagination.

Or the Johnnie imagination for that matter!

[DuffMan]

Okay, so maybe it's just because I haven't watched any pro football this year, but what's up with the "track suits" that the refs are wearing in the MN/GB game?

[janesvilleflash]

I noticed that too. I'm thinking it must be some type of rain suit.

[piperinsider]

Pre Lisa posting: 105
Post Lisa posting: 105

Huh?