FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[BDB]

Courtesy of our brethren on the Liberty League site, here is a TV shot of a USC Song Girl from the Rose Bowl!

Hope I don't get sent downtown for this!

sumander, downtown? 

You should be elected Mayor for the Day!  +k

[Johnnie Red]

Believe it or not, I think this shot was on tv more than once. I saw it and it was different from what Sumander posted.

[ritz72]

I think that the gophs should get a coach for FB that had a ton of success at the mid-major conference level, someone who will demand academic excellence, keep all the instate talent in state......

That seems to be the formula for success at the U

2 of the 3 M's are gone, not it's time for the prez to remove the final one.....seems as though the only successful programs at the U involve people wearing tights (volleyball and wrestling)

[finsleft]

Courtesy of our brethren on the Liberty League site, here is a TV shot of a USC Song Girl from the Rose Bowl!

Hope I don't get sent downtown for this!

You should be sent uptown for that. 

[finsleft]

I think that the gophs should get a coach for FB that had a ton of success at the mid-major conference level, someone who will demand academic excellence, keep all the instate talent in state......

That seems to be the formula for success at the U

2 of the 3 M's are gone, not it's time for the prez to remove the final one.....seems as though the only successful programs at the U involve people wearing tights (volleyball and wrestling)

You are dead right, Ritzie. How Maturi can still fiddle while Rome has burnt to a crisp is beyond me.

[sumander]

I think that the gophs should get a coach for FB that had a ton of success at the mid-major conference level, someone who will demand academic excellence, keep all the instate talent in state......

That seems to be the formula for success at the U

2 of the 3 M's are gone, not it's time for the prez to remove the final one.....seems as though the only successful programs at the U involve people wearing tights (volleyball and wrestling)

Or Breezers! (Hockey)

[bennie]

I think that the gophs should get a coach for FB that had a ton of success at the mid-major conference level, someone who will demand academic excellence, keep all the instate talent in state......

That seems to be the formula for success at the U

2 of the 3 M's are gone, not it's time for the prez to remove the final one.....seems as though the only successful programs at the U involve people wearing tights (volleyball and wrestling)

Or Breezers! (Hockey)

If only they wore tights....

[repete]

CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER
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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!
~ "Unknown"
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Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

[sumander]

Repete +k, Outstanding stuff!!

[DuffMan]

Back to the fishing talk   I kicked some A yesterday.  I've got lots of catfish in my freezer now, with some walleyes thrown in the mix.

[Kilted Rat]

Courtesy of our brethren on the Liberty League site, here is a TV shot of a USC Song Girl from the Rose Bowl!

Hope I don't get sent downtown for this!

No wonder Henne couldn't get concentrate!

[DutchFan2004]

For the Fishing fans there.  I got Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck dictionary for Christmas


Su-shi  n. and pron.  Concerning the actions or response of a female in regard to one named Susan


"We were gonna get married, but after i told her about sushi changed her mind."


One for our resident DR here goes one for you KR

su-ture v. and n.  to invite another to do as he or she pleases.  " he said he didn't what  no anesthetic, and I said suture self". 

[Willy Wonka]

You can't spell Monkey Stomp without L-S-U, right TMerts? 

As I've said hundreds of times before, ND is a middle-of-the-pack squad in any major conference this year. You can only begin to imagine how big my smile was when Robert Smith said the Irish have been badly overrated thus contributing to their bowl ineptitude following the 41-14 debacle on national TV tonight.

[Kilted Rat]

From ESPN.com

The Fighting Irish will end the postseason losing streak that dates back to 1994 because next season they'll be playing in some second-tier bowl game in a non-descript place like Shreveport, La., which is where they should have been playing during much of the last two decades.

[BDB]

Back to the fishing talk   I kicked some A yesterday.  I've got lots of catfish in my freezer now, with some walleyes thrown in the mix.

Duff, where did you find the frozen water? 

Everything is wide open around here, or at least thin enough to stay off of.