FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[BDB]

K-Fed gets his a$$ kicked on WWF Monday Night Raw.

http://movies.msn.com/movies/weekinphotos?GT1=7701&photoidx=8



Too bad it's not real. 

[tmerton]

Stuff like this always needs to go through the Snopes test.

FW: MasterCard Wedding

You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.  After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to  talk to the crowd.  He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.  He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.  

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said "F--- you".  Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you ". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm Outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.  

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.  His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the  bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a Master Card "priceless" Commercial out of this:

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and  friends...$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion ... $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui ... $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8 x 10 glossy of the bride humping the best man..........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MasterCard

[Rico 21]

TDT -

Glad to hear you're still alive!  Unfortunately, rumor has it the dog that performed the toxic waste clean-up has joined all his little puppy friends in doggy heaven...

[bennie]

Last night I watched the replay of the Boise State/Oklahoma game (missed it the first time around) and boy was that a great game!! Nothing like the Statue of Liberty play for the win!

For those of you that are hockey fans, I am reading a very interesting book called "The Code: the unwritten rules of fighting and retaliation in the NHL" by Ross Bernstein. I had to call my dad twice yesterday to read him some of the stories in it! It is funny, informative and sad all at the same time. 8)

[Kilted Rat]

Ok Touchdown Tommy here, much apologies to my dedicated fan club for the prolonged absence (sun is shining, sipping an iced tea, working diligently).  Any word on if the toxic cleanup has been completed along Hwy 29 near Wausau?  So what else is new (besides the usual KR and Godfather rips on TDT)?  Any big time recruits DSJU?  Go Big Red.

Take the Gators tonite.  You won't be sorry.  That is how TDT rolls...

Gators will get whooped, maybe even Monkey Stomped. That's how Tressel, Ginn Jr, Pittman, Lauranitis, and most importantly, Mr Smith roll.

FW: MasterCard Wedding

I don't care true or not, that's hilarious! I can guarantee there have been similar opportunities for such a stunt, and perhaps someday this will be played out.

[piperinsider]

Take the Gators tonite.  You won't be sorry.  That is how TDT rolls...

How long does it take for OSU to take a lead? Answer: 16 seconds

[Kilted Rat]

Lesson #1 in life:
Fast Big Ten speed beats Fast SEC speed.

Lesson #2:
Don't bet against the Buckeyes.

Lesson #3:
TDT is still my b*tch.



edit:

Lesson #4:
Stupid fricking personal foul penalties will kill you everytime.


Lesson #5:
Why have instant replay if you're going to deny the obvious need to correct an errant call? How much is Urban Meyer paying the replay official?

[Pat Coleman]

I'm not sure the possible foot and a half they might have gained would've prevented a touchdown.

[Kilted Rat]

I'm not sure the possible foot and a half they might have gained would've prevented a touchdown.

Yeah, but I'm not sure it wouldn't have. It's a mute point whether or not it would have prevented a TD, it's BS blown call. It prevented OSU from having a chance at a goalline stand. Great to see UF supplied the refs and commentators tonight.


So far Florida has gained 99 yards passing, 34 yards on the ground and 3 yards on  3rd down spots.

[piperinsider]

Take the Gators tonite.  You won't be sorry.  That is how TDT rolls...

How long does it take for OSU to take a lead? Answer: 16 seconds

How didn't the Gophs score 40 on this Ohio State defense?

[Pat Coleman]

I haven't watched a whole lot of Gopher football in recent years but I don't recall them spreading the field the way Florida has tonight.

[janesvilleflash]

41-14. Think a 51 day layoff was too much, or are the Gators that good?

[Kilted Rat]

41-14. Think a 51 day layoff was too much, or are the Gators that good?

Yes.

Add that to no Ted Ginn Jr and an overly cocky/under-prepared OSU team plus a p*ssed off Florida team and you get the monkey stomping we witnessed tonight.

I'll be the first to admit I wayyyyy under-estimated Florida and wayyyy over-estimated OSU.


Does a result like this give more or less support to a playoff system?

[johnniepress]

What kind of defense was OSU attempting to implement on the field? I've never seen a defense run backwards like that before. And Laurinaitis? He got his butt kicked. I don't know how many times he was blocked 10-15 yards downfield.

[BDB]

I believe, if I am not mistaken, that what Florida did to THE Ohio State University is a TRIPLE MONKEY STOMP.