FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[sjusection105]

[  Gonna be cold as a witch's....you know.

Duff- we always used to say "cold enough to freeze the nuts off a John Deere plow"

[cobbernation]

Has anyone heard of any big recruits that have committed to MIAC schools?

Not sure what Horan has found, but it will most likely be good.

[finsleft]

I love it when everybody thinks the ice is unsafe. Having the best fishin that I can recall lately. Can't wait 'til tomorrow.

Ain't that the truth.  I'm hitting Upper Red this weekend.  Gonna be cold as a witch's....you know.

Good luck on URL, Duff. Been hearing mixed reports. Mostly good, not great. Be sure you know where the line is, Hate to see the tribe confiscate your jiggle stick.

[DuffMan]

I've been hearing tons of walleyes, and it sounds like some people are starting to get into the crappies.  As long as I'm catching fish and the keg still has beer in it, it'll be fun.

My new GPS will keep me safe from the res police .

Now, did someone say something about a snatch contest???

[Touchdown Tommy]

Well well well, just call me Maxtradamus...KR I am too humble and grounded to let you have it like I should.  I could quote your posts and declare the ridiculousness, but just remember that I OWN you.  Florida was good.  The SEC is the best football conference in America and IMO it really isn't even close.

Willy: Tell Dinny to purchase one of those gadgets that Fins posted for our next road trip.

Godfather: Odds are slim to none that TDT will be in Minnesota for the winter festivals.  Sounds like I might enjoy some of the antics however...

BTW: How is it that I go away for a while and am still mentioned in nearly every post?  The fascination with Touchdown Tommy will never cease to amaze me.

[finsleft]

Now, did someone say something about a snatch contest???

Don't forget the "jerk" part.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Buckman: Great story about the trip to China....

BlueDevil Bob: Going to see Sid the Kid (next Gretzky) tonite in Miami, maybe an opportunity to sit down with young BDB, flip on the dish, have some father/son bonding time, and show him how great hockey is played.

cnation: I am sure Bethel has the #1 recruiting class in the MIAC for 2k7.  Just wait they'll be here in August to tell you.  BTW: Strangely I do NOT miss Mighty Royal and his never ending ridiculous Chuck Norris fascination.

RE: Johnnie Hoops

7-0 start to the MIAC season.  When is the showdown with the Purple Pansies on Summit and Cretin?  Sumander are we for real?

[finsleft]

One week from tonight TDT, the Tommies will start their losing streak in C'ville.

Redneck sure-fire pick up lines:

1) Your body reminds me of a wrench- every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

2) Are your parents retarded? 'Cuz you sure are special!

3) My love for you is like diarrhea- I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? 'Cuz I'd like to check you out.

5) Is there a mirror in your pants? 'Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you wuz a tree, and I wuz a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away!

8 ) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I ain't no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner!

12) If you're gonna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep til afternoon.

13) Did you fart? 'Cuz you blew me away!

[DuffMan]

Godfather: Odds are slim to none that TDT will be in Minnesota for the winter festivals.  Sounds like I might enjoy some of the antics however...

Better off that way.  They don't serve Zima at Bock Fest.

[finsleft]

The Irish do not lend themselves to psychoanalysis
-- S. Freud



Bono is at a U2 concert in Ireland when he asks the audience for quiet.

Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.

Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone...
"Every time I clap me hands, a child in Africa dies."

In the silence that follows, a loud voice from near the front of the audience pierces the quiet...

"So stop clappin your fookin hands then!"

[tmerton]

The OSU band has a new script Ohio ...

[BDB]

The OSU band has a new script Ohio ...

Hilarious tmerton!  +k

Now that's the formation I would like the honor of dotting the i in. 

[bennie]

BlueDevil Bob: Going to see Sid the Kid (next Gretzky) tonite in Miami, maybe an opportunity to sit down with young BDB, flip on the dish, have some father/son bonding time, and show him how great hockey is played.

Malkin ain't bad either...or Staal for that matter!

Hockey in Florida!*shakes head*

[sumander]

Buckman: Great story about the trip to China....

BlueDevil Bob: Going to see Sid the Kid (next Gretzky) tonite in Miami, maybe an opportunity to sit down with young BDB, flip on the dish, have some father/son bonding time, and show him how great hockey is played.

cnation: I am sure Bethel has the #1 recruiting class in the MIAC for 2k7.  Just wait they'll be here in August to tell you.  BTW: Strangely I do NOT miss Mighty Royal and his never ending ridiculous Chuck Norris fascination.

RE: Johnnie Hoops

7-0 start to the MIAC season.  When is the showdown with the Purple Pansies on Summit and Cretin?  Sumander are we for real?

TDT the first showdown with the Tomcats is Wednesday the 17th. I haven't seen the T's play. From what I understand we may be deeper than they are. That being said our starting 5 has been real inconsistent. They looked like sh*t for 2 games down in your neck of the woods. They came back and played a nice games against BET and MAC. The starters sucked against STOLAF but our 6-10 players stepped in and played real well.

The J's and the T's at this point are head and shoulders above the rest of the league. 

[Buckman]

Sumander, how has attendance been for the basketball games?  More importantly, what's anticipated for attendance next week against the Toms?  I know I went to an SJU-UST tilt several years ago and was disappointed in the attendance, but the students may have been on break.  I remember going to Johnnie-Tommie games when I was in high school, and if you weren't there 45 minutes prior to game time, you risked not getting a seat.