FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[janesvilleflash]

Good to see you're still kicking Kubiack!
beer fueled, water cooled.

[57Johnnie]

...can anyone confirm that SJU may be getting a new recruit out of Boston Scientific Prep named...Nerdlando Fartooba? Supposedly he is a Division 1A All State back-up center on the JV Team. He has made a name for himself by being able to interpret different types of dolphins and  rodents nasal fluctuations. Most notably recently he won an award at the State Fair (A Green Ribbon, Honorable Mention in the Field of String Theory Memory Astral Psychology) that places him as a top contender for the local scone eating contest. Any info will be helpful....

All this from a guy that plays 3rd piccolo for the Yamhill, Oregon Symphony Orchestra....

[janesvilleflash]

Duff, you are being a trouble maker (I love it) on the WIAC board. You know damn well SJU will have a "pro day"  next year, to show case Nerdlando Fartooba.

[bluenote]

...yes janesvilleflash and there was one other tidbit being circulated on YouTube. Apparently SJU may be hiring an adjunct professor by the name of Hembrionic Peewad from Chicago Forest Hills Sanitarium to do research on brain waves as related to football. His new paper being published in the Journal of Science titled "Microcosms of Brain Juice Drippings and Stale Bread Organisms" seems to be hitting the mark with other peers and caught the attention of the players and coaches. It seems that the current coaches have in place some top secret trick plays dealing with lunar physics that create moon beams directed towards the opposing teams hair to make them think it's the fourth quarter when actually the game has just started. So he should be a good fit at assistant offensive coordinator or or team metaphysical oracle. It should be interesting to see how this design fits into the game plan for SJU as they are trying different types of revolutionary cyclic cluster nodule focus study groups inside a small football shaped dome located underground on campus.

[OzJohnnie]

It seems that the current coaches have in place some top secret trick plays dealing with lunar physics that create moon beams directed towards the opposing teams hair to make them think it's the fourth quarter when actually the game has just started.

Then make sure your fellas use plenty of tinfoil.  Gotta keep those nasty moonbeams away from the brain pan.  God knows what could happen if some unsuspecting players actually got something into their gourds;  The skill positions would fall apart.

[Johnnie Red]

Bluenote, how is the "hot babe" doing at the Elks Club in downtown McMinnville these days?

Culinary delight report from the Waconia Lion's Wild Game Feed last night. As usual, there was plenty of roadkill raccoon, rabbit, buffalo, catfish, pheasant and smoked sunfish. There was something new this year-crickets that were covered with chocolate and roasted larva. That was a little different. Today it is out to Hamburg for the fish fry.

[bluenote]

Johnnie Red...do you mean that blond one with the pierced belly ring and big huge honkin' .....footballs? I have no idea....I kind of got scared when she showed you those creepy tatoos and those 5 inch toe nails that were kind of getting curled up had some ear wax in them. (BTW...did you see when she took off her wig...she was bald as a bowling ball...even had the 3 holes on top of her head)

OzJohnny93....that won't work on us! We've seen everything having played PLU the last gazillion years.

[Retired Old Rat]

Dud Bears.

[Kilted Rat]

...and the winner for best Parnelling in a Super Bowl:



Rex Grossman!!!



Rex will get a complementary Bethel hat as well as this T-shirt:



Congratulations Rex. Way to prove that even less than mediocre QB's can still ride an incredible defense all the way to the Super Bowl. When do the bring back Kyle Orton cheers begin?

[Touchdown Tommy]

Kilted: Did you watch the ENTIRE Super Bowl (specifically the 2nd qtr commercials)?  Notice anyone we graduated with and knew quite well at SJU?  Wow I nearly fell off the couch during the Bud Light commercial with the goofy looking redhead in front of the pool table at the beginning and then he slapped the old man at the end of it.  It was Sean Borg (tennis player from Edina and class of 04).  Very major role in that commercial.  I think you can watch all the Ads at www.cbs.sportsline.com/superads  Click on Bud Light: Fist Bump

[Kilted Rat]

Kilted: Did you watch the ENTIRE Super Bowl (specifically the 2nd qtr commercials)?  Notice anyone we graduated with and knew quite well at SJU?  Wow I nearly fell off the couch during the Bud Light commercial with the goofy looking redhead in front of the pool table at the beginning and then he slapped the old man at the end of it.  It was Sean Borg (tennis player from Edina and class of 04).  Very major role in that commercial.  I think you can watch all the Ads at www.cbs.sportsline.com/superads  Click on Bud Light: Fist Bump

Yup, even through the slight fuzz of rabbit ear TV, I was able to pick up on the Borgster. Think that suit coat in the last scene could have looked any bigger on him?
Johnnies are taking over the world, the rest of the world just doesn't know it yet!

PS. I also heard that he was on that Grease show, but being a heterosexual male, I didn;t watch it.

[Johnnie Red]

Bluenote, we must be talking about different "Hot Babes." The one that comes to my mind was very attractive and did not have any of the attributes you mention. No doubt you must be thinking of a Linfield grad who happened to be at the Elks Club around the same time. I do miss McMinnville and the Willamette Valley.

[sju56321]

Yep, Rex was horrible. Now the question: who improves more this off season-Kofoed or Grossman? Can either lead their team to a Championship? My money is on Kofoed.

[Touchdown Tommy]

56321: You shoulda listened to Touchdown Tommy.  Rex is beyond bad and the Colts exposed him.  I called this one and they beat the spread (no surprise).  Gators/Bucks game CHECK...Colts/Bears game CHECK, you can tell KIM that is how TDT rolls...NCAA Final Four and the Masters coming up

[sju56321]

Hey Wayne Allen, when are you going to open up a sports book in Naples? Not hard to pick the Colts or Tiger-tell me, oh master, who will win the World Series or the NBA Finals??