FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Kilted Rat]

Johnnie Red: You mean clearly Touchdown Tommy would have been a central character in a later version of the A-man's masterpiece...

Yeah, you woulda been mentioned as the guy who claims to be a huge Johnnies fan but missed out on the biggest game in the past 30 years for SJU

Gotta bring that up every chance I get, I'm still hurting you turned down a shotgun seat on the KR's Kick-@ss Karavan to the Stagg Bowl!
... well to be honest, you tuend down a back seat. Shotgun was reserved for the cooler of Stiftungfest burgers. Gotta have priorities in life.

The pictures are all pretty current, although Duffman has put on a little weight. 

That, and I became white

... and so did Michael Jackson, what's your point?   







During a lul in the action in the Operatinr room today, a 5th year surgery resident and I had a competition to come up with the best joke about the passing of Anna Nichole Smith. Here are some highlights:

"The nice thing is that they're planning on melting her body down to make 30,000 commemorative barbie dolls."

"At least she's not wasting oxygen anymore."

"So when she died, did all the hot air that filled her cranial cavity escape into the environment? If so, I think we've found the cause of Al Gore's global warming."

"That woman caused more cases of adolescent male carpal tunnel than the entire rest of the internet combined."

"Funny, she sounded way more intelligent in pictures than in person."

"Ironic that she marries a dying dude for his money and then dies before she got to have all of it."

"Wonder what God's take is on gold-digging skanks."

[tmerton]

Tired of dealing with telemarketers and cold calls?  Try this.

[janesvilleflash]

That's too funny. +k

[sumander]

Tired of dealing with telemarketers and cold calls?  Try this.

Flash, I agree that is hilarious!!

Tmert, i'll hit you again in 24 hrs!

[piperinsider]

http://www.startribune.com/1592/story/993494.html

MAC in the news again...and not in a good way

[raiderguy]

I just want to know if Tom still got the free satellite dish?

[AUPepBand]

http://www.startribune.com/1592/story/993494.html

MAC in the news again...and not in a good way

Some time ago, Pep was involved in some "Poor Taste Parties." Each person attending was to come 1) dressed in poor taste 2) bring a dish-to-pass in poor taste, and 3) provide 5 minutes of entertainment in poor taste. Voted best entertainment at one particular poor taste party was the fellow who brought a home movie of a barn raising, only he said the projector bulb blew so he just held the movie up to a light and described it to everyone.

Poor taste was cool. But a politically incorrect party? That's just poor taste politically incorrect!

[Johnnie Red]

tmerton, that was great! I put on presentations to senior citizens for the CASE (communities against senior exploitation) Partnership that was started by the Denver District Attorneys Office in 2002. I'm going to record the audio from this call and use it with my seniors during the Power Against Fraud presentations. They should love it.

Pep, no book on the Stiftungsfestivities yet. You should be aware that the Stiftungsfest is the oldest celebration in Minnesota. It was started in 1861 in Young America, which is now known as Norwood Young America (I grew up in Norwood; Young America was right next door. The two towns merged into one in `97).

The countdown begins for the EelPout Festival in Walker and the BockFest in New Ulm this coming weekend. Itinerary for the EelPout Festival at Club Kego and the Shamrock Lodge:

Thursday, February 15: 9:00 p.m. Pout Kick off Party at the Corral, which is located on Hwy 84 about 8 miles south of Longville.

Friday, February 16: 9:30 a.m. breakfast at the Shamrock Lodge. 3rd annual NASCAR Matchbox/Hot Wheel Races. Friday evening: Pout Party at the Anchorage.

Saturday, February 17: The Muni in Longville opens at 9:30 a.m. for breakfast. 11:30 a.m. Leave the Muni for Walker and the 28th International EelPout Fest. BBQ and party on Leech Lake in front of the Chase Hotel. Stiftungsfest burgers will be served. Saturday night: DJ at the Muni. Fear Factor Longville will be back due to popular demand. New this year a Dirty Dancing Contest!

Oh, do those western Carver County residents know how to party!
                                 

[AUPepBand]

Johnnie Red:

What exactly is in one of your Stiftungsfest burgers?

Pep was telling members of the band, which played at the AU football banquet yesterday, about the Stiftungsfestivities and all agreed that AU Pep Band, instead of practicing in Miller (the performing arts building overlooking Merrill Field), the band should set up a gig in the tailgating area and start grilling our own PepBandBurgers. The band can practice its tunes and can get better acquainted with Saxon fans. Band members seemed to think more instrumentalists would want to join the band, as well.

Sad to say, Pep must return "The Sweet Season" this week as it was acquired via Inter Library Loan from the Elkhart, IN Public Library. Pep, however, has ordered his own copy online with delivery within a week. Pep's Pops will love it. 

Incidentally, all that partying in Carver County no doubt can be attributed to its German ancestral heritage!

[SUMMIT!!!!!]

news we all can love:

http://www.startribune.com/509/story/995261.html

[AUPepBand]

To the Stiftungsfestivities members:

I found this article and having viewed the Stiftungfestivities members' page figured he was one of your "members".

http://www.collegesportingnews.com/article.asp?articleid=83012

Nice article, BTW.

[DuffMan]

Nope, that's not WW.

[janesvilleflash]

AUPEP-are you 12 years old?

[piperinsider]

To the Stiftungsfestivities members:

Is this Willy Wonka? who has a brother who's a Johnnie? How tall are you, Willy Wonka? Pep Jr. is a serious baller...looking for an elementary teaching job and hoping to coach basketball as well. Will graduate from Alfred U. in May. Works at a top-notch summer camp in Connecticut teaching basketball and counseling a cabin of 10-11-year-olds. If he's not tied up with teaching by Sept. 1, Pep may bring him along to the Johnnies' opener against Marietta.

http://www.collegesportingnews.com/article.asp?articleid=83012

Nice article, BTW.

Huh?

I sure hope you don't talk in third person if and when you do make it up to Collegeville. Just reading you refer to yourself gives me a headache.

[AUPepBand]

No, in person, I (there you have it, first person) don't talk in third person. Some of Alfred's long-time rivals are now in the Liberty League, where they talk nothing but third person....and very little about football.

Janesvilleflash: Would rather think of it as almost thirteen.