FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Kilted Rat]

Flash: You have kids??  I am not sure what is the more traumatizing thought, Flash fornicating or Kilted Rat's upcoming brood...

I can answer that one. The latter, although it will still be quite some time until the world gets to receive that burden!

Except for the Coors Light, this might be my new deer stand this fall.

I think you could ditch the orange hat in this situation as well, fins. 

Safety first BDB!  Besides, you're required to at least have an orange hat on while deer hunting.


*check your local listings for laws in your area.

[UWPSUPERFAN77]

Pardon ME: I have a FB question? Where would you guys put the MIAC and WIAC if the Division 3 splits? You might be surprized if the WIAC would not go to the lower division as we stress our high academics! God Bless!

[DuffMan]

...as we stress our high academics!

Since when is phy. ed. considered "high academics"?

[raiderguy]

Duff,

It's considered high academics in the WIAC when you can actually read the label on a beer can.

How about a beer?

Although they spell Hamms with two "M's"?

Mustt bee thee blurredd visionn fromm twoo manyy beerss. Althoughh theree cann neverr bee tooo manyy beerss cann theree??

How many are going on the bus to the Bock Fest?

[DuffMan]

How many are going on the bus to the Bock Fest?

We've got 30 right now with room for 5-10 more!

[tmerton]

The snow's going to melt some day, so use Bobby Knight's golf tips to get your game ready when it does.

[tmerton]

Seems PC has started a little Johnnie bashing over on the baseball board (bottom of the page).
http://www.d3sports.com/post/index.php?topic=4367.msg676200;topicseen#msg676200

[sju56321]

I know my golf game will improve just after watching that little clip-or at least my language on the course will become more interesting.

Hey-if you can't pick on Johnnies who can you pick on??  8)

[tmerton]

Having a hard time knowing what to write in your Valentine card to your sweetie?  Try one of these.  (They're entries from a newspaper compeition asking for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line followed by the least romantic second line).

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you  'cause I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your  Brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

[Johnnie Red]

It is now official. OAS and I will be hosting the MIAC men's basketball playoff championship game Stiftungsfestivities once again at the host campus. The event will be starting on Saturday afternoon, February 24. Developing....

The weekend is almost here. The BockFest, the EelPout Festival, Johnnies at Tommieland for hoops, the Polar Plunge in Madison for my son. Tough decision as to which event I should attend.

[tmerton]

More last minute Valentine's Day help.

[retagent]

Just dropped in for a little winter look see and howdy-do.

AU Pep. I feel a strong affinity toward you. I was in the band at SJU back in the dark ages, I am at least 1/4 German, and I had a good friend while I was in the Army stationed at Ft Monmouth NJ, who was an Alfred grad. Welcome.

BDB. I happened to catch a replay of period two of the Stout/St Norbert hockey game while on the treadmill Monday. Norbs was by far the better team, but the Stout goalie was impressive in keeping the puck out of the net. The Blue Devils were outshot something like 15 - 2 in the second period, but outscored them 1 - 0. They went into the third leading 2 - 1. Didn't see the rest. Did they hang on? I would be pleasantly surprised if they did. Gotta love the "Dogs" beating the Favorites.

[Pat Coleman]

Seems PC has started a little Johnnie bashing over on the baseball board (bottom of the page).
http://www.d3sports.com/post/index.php?topic=4367.msg676200;topicseen#msg676200

Can you say that my post is inaccurate? I see you've chosen to use some inflammatory language to describe it.

[TC]

Pat's never been afraid to take a shot at the Johnnie faithful. 

Talk about biting the hand that feeds your ad revenue.

[Pat Coleman]

The message board is a loss leader, actually. This board isn't a profit-maker for us. And of course, anyone who bothers to read the post know that I am referring to a select group, not all posters.