FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

Touchdown Tommy · February 20, 2007, 03:21:26 PM

TDT will have an OFFICIAL report from Spring Training Camp sometime tomorrow afternoon. Stay tuned for details including Sidney Ponson's weight, how many cheeseburgers he eats for lunch, who has the most tricked out ride in the parking lot, and how many Baseball "Bunnies" are throwing themselves at Mauer....

Oh and where is Frank Rickard??? Hope Mr. Finsleft will be returning from Cabo in time to see the Johnnies MONKEY STOMP the Gusties on Weds. night.

Touchdown Tommy · February 20, 2007, 04:23:34 PM

Well I just came across this GEM in Theowick's Underground News...made me laugh so hard I cried.

Q: Why should you always invite TWO Bethel students to go fishing with you?
A: If you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer. Invite two and they won't drink any.

tmerton · February 20, 2007, 05:35:55 PM

Quote from: janesvilleflash on February 20, 2007, 03:20:27 PM
I vote for orange surebet.

With ballot stuffing like this, Flash, you've blown right through Chicago Democrat status and reached Soviet Premier.

janesvilleflash · February 21, 2007, 07:36:12 AM

I'm pounding my shoe on the desk as I type.

How did you like the Weis mistrial tmert?

footballfan413 · February 21, 2007, 08:51:35 AM

Quote from: tmerton on February 20, 2007, 11:37:46 AM
Spent much of the weekend trying to figure out how I lost the sound on my computer (which prevented me from listening to that bball game over the weekend - a mixed blessing I suppose). Ended up having to call my PC's helpdesk - which made me feel a lot like this.

I was also in computer hell the other day. Spent 6 hours trying to burn a VCD and couldn't figure out why the picture files were burning but the audio files didn't seem to be. No sound. Then my better half came home and got it to work................turned up the volume on the Windows Media Player!!! DUH!!

Haven't voted yet for TDT's outfit. I'm sure he would look handsome in any of them. The orange surebet is an obvious choice, I think, but if he wears the Hot Dog with the red stripes to match the rest of his Johnnie gear........some people might question whether it is a joke..........or does he really think that looks good???

(does that qualify as voting twice??)

tmerton · February 21, 2007, 10:21:18 AM

Quote from: janesvilleflash on February 21, 2007, 07:36:12 AM
I'm pounding my shoe on the desk as I type.

How did you like the Weis mistrial tmert?

Can't let a jury see doctors being sued for malpractice saving someone's life - they might get the wrong idea.

I haven't really followed the trial, though, so can't say much more than that a mistrial was unfortunately inevitable under the circumstances.

sju56321 · February 21, 2007, 12:00:42 PM

The worst part was that the doctors had to arrange their schedule for the first trial-now they have to do so again-or maybe that is a good thing-they will not be able to "treat" patients, who could be potential plaintiffs.

Johnnie Red · February 21, 2007, 12:44:35 PM

Tomorrow will probably be a tough day for TDT.

The last episode of The OC. Buddy, we're here for you.

tmerton · February 21, 2007, 01:31:18 PM

Wanna get out of the snow? Free living situation in Berkeley for the right woman. Waiting for KR's analysis.

Only in CA; and only on Craigslist.

Retired Old Rat · February 21, 2007, 01:33:06 PM

Quote from: Johnnie Red on February 21, 2007, 12:44:35 PM
Tomorrow will probably be a tough day for TDT. The last episode of The OC. Buddy, we're here for you.

JR, how do you know that?

$:-\$

BDB · February 21, 2007, 01:38:24 PM

I was looking for a picture of that bizarre alien bar in one of the Star Trek movies and I ended up on Modern Drunkard.com

Who knew?

Retired Old Rat · February 21, 2007, 01:38:33 PM

I attended the MIAC swimming and diving championships at the U of M Friday evening. I was helping out D3sports with some photography.

I think Pat should add www.d3swimminganddiving.com to his ever expanding array of sites.

tmerton · February 21, 2007, 02:05:18 PM

You mean he didn't freeze to death on the way down? And just how soft can asphalt be in January? This guy would seem to be luckier than even he realizes - he should start buying lottery tickets.

tmerton · February 21, 2007, 02:08:45 PM

Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on February 21, 2007, 01:38:24 PM

I was looking for a picture of that bizarre alien bar in one of the Star Trek movies and I ended up on Modern Drunkard.com

Who knew?

Speaking of alien bars, what's the deal with the Space Aliens Grill and Bar in St Cloud? Does anyone really go there?

Touchdown Tommy · February 21, 2007, 02:15:20 PM

Tmerts: This is where Frank Rickard would come in handy. I believe he once mentioned to me that the Space Alien's establishment had excellent drink specials and some pretty decent appetizer type food.

ROR: Are you Pat's pawn now? Have you sold your soul??

Just a day after I pay Johnnie Red a compliment on his posting he attempts to rip me. I am speechless...