FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Freebird]

It looks like TDT has started making his own videos and calling it JohnnieTV

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQfts5pfrdY

[Johnnie Red]

freebird, that guy on the video does look a lot like TDT, especially the teeth. Any chance we will see this fellow on American Idol anytime soon?

I have given some thought to having a documentary down this fall for the Stiftungsfestivities. A friend has just gotten into this business and would be an excellent resource for the production.

Hope things are well in Royaland.

[Kilted Rat]

Duffman is already half way down the aisle.  And I can only imagine it goes downhill from here...

Why doesn't TDT worry about getting himself laid instead of DuffMan's wedding planning.  DuffMan thinks TDT hasn't seen a naked lady since he squirted from his mommy's womb.

You forget TDT has the internet, he sees thousands of naked ladies everyday!

[finsleft]

TDT, it is always an honor to be featured on KQRS. I know Terri Traen well. She still wants to make it up for a Stiftungsfestivities. As to the autographs, not any requests for those. Something comparable was when the Chief Justice of the Minnesota Supreme Court bowed to me last fall at a public event in appreciation for the work our office did on the MNCIS system. That is something I will never forget.

Good thing you're not a US Attorney! All they get is fired.

Sumander and Finsleft, I am actually thinking about attending the We Fest this coming summer in Detroit Lakes. Where should I stay if I decide to make the trip? Any suggestions would be appreciated.

Hotels are OK, but like Sumander said, everything fills up fast. There's no real substitute for staying on campus for the real WE Fest deal. The closer in, good campgrounds are sold out right away. Right now I think they're still selling camping permits for the sites that are far away and literally, fields, as in, no trees, no water, much dust and youngsters. What we call the mutant zone. But there is a pretty good secondary market on these things if you check newspaper classifieds, ebay or craigslist. Depends on what you want, too. One guy in a pup tent or the ultra-luxurious Pace Arrow RV with entourage.  8)

https://www.wefesttickets.com/07/?area=departments&_event=showDepartments&page=2

[Kilted Rat]

TDT, it is always an honor to be featured on KQRS. I know Terri Traen well. She still wants to make it up for a Stiftungsfestivities. As to the autographs, not any requests for those. Something comparable was when the Chief Justice of the Minnesota Supreme Court bowed to me last fall at a public event in appreciation for the work our office did on the MNCIS system. That is something I will never forget.

Good thing you're not a US Attorney! All they get is fired.

I love it, Bush fires like 8 judges and he catches all kinds of hell. Clinton fired all 93 and it wasn't even mentioned.


+k to all to celebrate me legally injecting people with steroids today

[raiderguy]

Congratulations on 1800 pages MIAC.

JR probably does not get many request for his autograph as the prosecuting attorney for Carver County.

Except maybe on a few plea bargains

Off with their heads is usually what he has to say!

[Veek]

Hello friends,

I haven't checked in for awhile but after getting a call from TDT today regarding Fins and him hooking up down in sunny Key West I had to check it out to see if he was telling me the truth.  I'm jealous, guys.  I saw the picts of the boat and I'm sure you will have a great time.  I love Key West.  Enjoy yourselves.

Duff, congrats on your engagement.  Pick a date in early May and you can avoid opening fishing and football and still have a nice time of year.

Only 5 1/2 months until the football season begins.  Go Johnnies!!

[janesvilleflash]

I doubt this is true, but maybe it should be.



   SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE

This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School (California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering  machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and  parents  to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework.

The  school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's  failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children  were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough  schoolwork to pass their classes.

The outgoing message:

"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please  listen to all the options before making a selection:

* To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

* To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2

* To complain about what we do - Press 3

* To swear at staff members - Press 4

* To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletters
  and  several  flyers mailed to you - Press 5

* If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

* If y ou want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone -Press 7

* To request another teacher, for the third time this year -Press 8

* To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

* To complain about school lunches - Press 0

* If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for
  his/her own behavior, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's
  lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

*If you want this in Spanish, you must be in the wrong country

[finsleft]

Veek! Long time, Buddy. Yeah, we'll try to post a couple of pics of me and TDT in our Speedos on Mallory Square.

I'm outta here. See you in a week.  8)

[tmerton]

SJU has the first round of the 2007 playoffs listed on their 2007 Schedule.  Now that is bravado. 

http://www.gojohnnies.com/football/2007%20Schedule.htm

One of my son's former high school teammates has signed a LOI to play at Northern State in Aberdeen, so out of curiosity I checked their schedule (they play a lot of the D2 teams in MN).  And would you believe, they list every playoff round including the championship game (Florence AL, Dec. 15).  So now I'm concerned that the Johnnies aren't aiming high enough!   Come on, JohnniePress - let's list them all the way to the Stagg Bowl!  Go get 'em, Johnnies! 8)

[tmerton]

Veek! Long time, Buddy. Yeah, we'll try to post a couple of pics of me and TDT in our Speedos on Mallory Square.

I'm outta here. See you in a week.  8)

Beer Troubleshooting Guide for Fins and TDT (and the rest of youse) - this one has some new stuff I haven't seen before:

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE: SYMPTOM / CAUSE / CORRECTIVE ACTION

Feet cold and wet
Glass Being held at incorrect angle.
Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling

Feet warm and wet
Improper Bladder Control
Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training

Beer unusually pale and tasteless
a. Glass empty.
b. You're holding a Coors Light
Get someone to buy you another beer

Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights
You have fallen over backward.
Have yourself leashed to bar

Mouth contains cigarette butts, back of head covered with ashes
You have fallen forward
See above

Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet
a. Mouth not open
b. Glass applied to wrong part of face
Retire to restroom, practice in mirror

Floor Blurred
You are looking through bottom of empty glass
Get someone to buy you another beer

Floor moving
You are being carried out
Find out if you are being taken to another bar

Room seems unusually dark
Bar has closed
Confirm home address with bartender. If staff is gone, grab a six-pack
to go and hit the nearest fire escape door. Run

Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures
Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations
Cover mouth, open window, stick head outside

Everyone looks up to you and smiles
You are dancing on the table
Fall on someone cushy-looking

Beer is crystal-clear
It's water! Somebody is trying to sober you up
Punch him

People are standing around urinals, talking or putting on makeup
You're in the ladies' room
Do not use urinal! Excuse yourself, exit and try the next door down the
hall. Try to get phone numbers (optional)

Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear
You have been in a fight
Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them

Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in
You've wandered into the wrong party
See if they have free beer

Your bedroom is painted gray, has a concrete floor and an interesting
steel door. Toilet may be conveniently located next to your bunk
a. You're in jail
b. You're in the navy
Sleep it off, you can always get out tomorrow. Don't talk to your new
roommate, and under no circumstances sleep on your stomach

You are dancing to a Village People song, and your partner is wearing
leather chaps
You're in a gay bar
Keeping your back to the wall, edge toward nearest exit. Do not accept
offers for backrubs.  Don't wait for TDT.

Your singing sounds distorted
The beer is too weak
Have more beer until your voice improves

Don't remember the words to the song
Beer is just right
Play air guitar

[Johnnie]

and here i thought blake elliott was the most famous native of melrose, minnesota...


see story about dairy princess on dave letterman show tonight:

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/wahoo/index/php/20070222.phtml

johnnie

[57Johnnie]

How quiet can it get? Everybody have too much Jameson's or Tullamore Dew? 

[Willy Wonka]

57 - Rumor has it Fins and TDT took in a wet tighty-whitey contest and then shared a bunk on a "pleasure" cruise later that night. I'm sure they'll have plenty of tales to share once they part company.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Fins is alive.  I am barely hanging on.  God bless College co-eds.