FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[BDB]

Fins is alive.  I am barely hanging on.  God bless College co-eds. 

TDT, you remind my man fins that it's the college co-ed's Moms he should be going after. 

Nah. What the hell, good luck!  8)

[DuffMan]

Fins is alive.  I am barely hanging on.  God bless College co-eds. 

TDT, having some drunk chick flash you for some green beads does not count as getting some action.

[janesvilleflash]

It would for me.

[johnnie_esq]

The SJU Coaching Connection Continues:

Simpson Football To Name Joe Ashfield Quarterbacks Coach

Congrats to Joe.

[tmerton]

Husband and wife in bed together.

She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.

She: "Oh, that feels good."

His hand moves to her breast.

She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."

His hand moves to her leg.

She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."

But he stops.

She: "Why did you stop?"

He: "I found the remote."

[Touchdown Tommy]

Alright here are a few "nuggets" from the trip to Key West.  Fins is currently sailing away to the Dry Tortugas (btw: he snores like a train and farts smell worse than Mr. Birthday Boy Bellair).  It was quite interesting to say the least.  

Met a girl named Kim from Portland, OR (actually Hood River) who was down for business in Lauderdale and who obviously wanted to hang with Touchdown T for the remainder of the night/morning.  She told fins that she was 40, I called mid 20s and obviously made a few points.  No way she was over 30 and I woulda bet a case of Hamm's on that.  Arrived at fins' marina around 6:00, found his sailing yacht/catamaran and filled my pockets with copious amounts of green beads.  Grabbed a cab down to Sloppy Joe's to meet finsleft and his gang.  

Sloppy Joe's is obviously a world famous establishment.  They had live music all night and it may or may not have gotten crazy.  TDT proceeded to consume high volume of Yuengling beers and cocktails of finsleft choice.  We made our way to the Lazy Gecko  where dancing ensued (as much as a white kid from MN can be expected) and then to Willie T's where fins ordered just about 1 of everything on the menu.  This is where fins' bud Steve an attorney outta St. Paul tried to "mack" on Kim completely c-blocking me and fins.  Well fins was having none of that.  So he did the unthinkable and "accidently" spilled his entire fresh draught Sierra Nevada brew on Steve's leg.  Very humourous.  This was also the locale where Fins was accused of being "a tad too aggressive" with his groping of said female.  So we left, but not before TDT was stopped dead in his tracks seeing 2 doods just making out and going to town on the sidewalk out in front of God and everybody.  It was quite shocking, but not completely unexpected considering we were in Key West Fla where anything goes.

So fins and I head into Rick's as he had been there on Friday night for the show stopping "wet t-shirt" contest which turned into a naked college co-ed deal.  It didn't disappoint on Saturday night either.  This is also the location where I got puked on my leg by some lard ass while waiting to get into this bar.  Quite disturbing.

We then went back to Sloppy Joe's for the live music and dancing with all the gorgeous college girls who descended upon Key West.  It was a treat.  Kim, from Portland, ended up stealing fins' cigars.  Long story but in the morning Touchdown T was in charge of staking out the Westin Key West in attempt to recover said stoggies.  I didn't come thru with the goods and for that I sincerely apologize to my buddy Fins.

A couple of the more interesting "outfits" for the evening included:

1. A smoking hot broad with nothing on her upper body except 4 leaf clover painted on her nipples.

2. A dood with a Green Apron on and nothing else.  Painted on his back was "Kiss my Irish Ass" with a down arrow.  Needless to say the chicks dug that.

I am sure there is more, but my memory is hazy at best.  More to come if I can retain my thinking cap...

[Johnnie]

Congrats to St. Scholastica on their new football program..

any thoughts from anybody about whether this will take some potential johnnies away? i do know over the years SJU has had some mighty fine players from the duluth/iron range area?

johnnie

[VOJ]

Congrats to St. Scholastica on their new football program..

any thoughts from anybody about whether this will take some potential johnnies away? i do know over the years SJU has had some mighty fine players from the duluth/iron range area?

johnnie

I would imagine some guys would choose them to play right away...but if you want to be the best...you need to go to Collegeville

[Johnnie Red]

TDT, if my memory serves me correctly, you are a grad of beautiful Anoka High School. I had the privilege of doing three classroom presentations today at Anoka High on the criminal justice system and the Grant Everson homicide case. Evidently they know even in your home county that they can't do much better than someone from Carver County. 

As you might expect, I gave all the students present a pitch about what a great school St. John's is, especially if you want to play college football.

[bennie]

Well, big news in DuffMan's world--I got engaged this weekend!

Karma to the past three pages for a celebration!!!

Sheesh, I forget to check the board for a week and look what I almost missed!! Congratulations!! If the wedding has to be in the fall, maybe you can talk your bride to be into a halftime wedding on the field and a pre-reception at the Stiftungsfestivities! Hmmm...I don't know if high heels and spinturf are a good combination. Good thing there will be trainers/medics on site!

[Kilted Rat]

Well, big news in DuffMan's world--I got engaged this weekend!

Karma to the past three pages for a celebration!!!

Sheesh, I forget to check the board for a week and look what I almost missed!! Congratulations!! If the wedding has to be in the fall, maybe you can talk your bride to be into a halftime wedding on the field and a pre-reception at the Stiftungsfestivities! Hmmm...I don't know if high heels and spinturf are a good combination. Good thing there will be trainers/medics on site!

It's ok, Duffman only wears his high heels in the late spring to early summer.

[DuffMan]

It's ok, Duffman only wears his high heels in the late spring to early summer.

And in TDT's dreams

[DuffMan]

If the wedding has to be in the fall, maybe you can talk your bride to be into a halftime wedding on the field and a pre-reception at the Stiftungsfestivities!

Thanks, Bennie!

Right now, Late May/Early June is looking good   The church is free, and I am hoping to button up a place for the reception this week!

[VOJ]

Personally I think a wedding during halftime of a game would be a classic...I am sure Tom Stock would go for it as well...it would add a little charm to the festivities...gotta wait till mid-October so colors are in full bloom...

It would surely be better than watching the cart races or any of the other contests at the half...but not better than the Blazer dance team...hmmm maybe we could incorporate the two...the wedding and the dance team

[concordia of the north]

do the bennies provide a good show?