FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Kilted Rat]

Duff,
You should try to get this guy to play at your wedding.

[tmerton]

Funny stuff from over on the SCIAC board.

Division III

Apparently not new - but new to me and maybe to some of you - AND it's football related.  8)

[footballfan413]

Funny stuff from over on the SCIAC board.

Division III

Apparently not new - but new to me and maybe to some of you - AND it's football related.  8)

That is hilarious and the first time I have seen it too!   

[raiderguy]

Hey Duff & VOJ,

If you let Tom Stock run the wedding in the fall you'll be able to "Open your wedding day program and win a free pizza!!!!"

[DuffMan]

Hey Duff & VOJ,

If you let Tom Stock run the wedding in the fall you'll be able to "Open your wedding day program and win a free pizza!!!!"

Maybe we could get Target and Orville Redenbacher to sponsor it to cut down on costs???

[tmerton]

When does "spring pratice" [sic] start in the MIAC?  Are we using footballs this year?

[sju56321]

Duff-are you going to autograph one page of one program for a special gift? BTW-I hope you are not going to have a Rat section at your wedding.

[Kilted Rat]

Where is everybody???


Here's my guesstimates:
Fins is still recovering from the roofies TDT gave him and the subsequent events of that night.

TDT is in love with fins and plans on keeping him locked up for several more months taking him out as needed to pick-up 40ish MILFs.

Duff is neck deep in wedding plans and "helping" pick out shades of Pink about which he couldn't care less.

The future Mrs Duff is mistakenly thinking Duff actually gives a rat's hindside what the invitations look like.

TMerton is reveling in the USC collapse of last night and celebrating with several lunchtime glasses of Macallan 12 year.

56321 is trying to figure out how to get David Carr to come underachieve for the Bears next season without having to assassinate Grossman.

Raiderguy is polishing his 9 D3 National Champs hats and praying that the NCAA graduation requirements don't apply to MUC(k).

JR is eating stiftungfest burgers for the 375th consecutive meal and wondering why he has had horrible gas for 3 months straight.

JR's neighbors are also wondering about the gas.

Veek is stocking up on Bevys to store in the back of the Titan for SJU games this fall when mooches like TDT, Duff and myself come.

Bennie is wondering if Oregon can knock off Florida tomorrow and planning on being wasted by the end of the game regardless of the outcome. On second thought, she doesn't care about the game so long as the booze is flowing.

BDB is working at one of his gas stations hungover as heck talking to another local about whether or not da Pack should trade for Moss.

Wonka is playing Madden.

Frank Ricard is playing madden in his underwear drinking warm Hamm's and eating stale cheetos.

Mongo is still sleeping but plans to join Frank upon awakening.

Flash is working on curing his hangover the only way he knows how, Natty Ice 22oz can and a hard-boiled egg.

J-Esq is thinking of more intelligent football related posts to disrupt our banter about beer, bikini's, and babes.

Piperinsider is still holding out for the return of Anna Fridays.

MIAC Maniac is celebrating UST's accidental success on the hardcourts this season by giving his pacemaker a workout running the grill, deep fryers and drive-thru at his McDonald's.

OAS is googling TDT's name for any obscure reference to anyone named Max or Stein.

WC11 is doing the same except searching for pictures.

Sumander is counting down the days until Johnnie Roundball starts again.

Chuck is contemplating re-buying his soul from the devil.

57Johnnie is looking at a calendar counting the days until the next SJU radio broadcast game and shining his autographed Mark Lewandowski picture.

MR is cleaning his room because his wife told him to while listening to the Air Force fight song MP3 on continuous loop. "Off we go into the wild blue yonder..."

UWPSupertard is flicking people off as he cuts them off on I-94 in his 1973 Pinto then blessing them and acting confused when they don't reciprocate the blessing.

Pat is spending some much needed time with his family after a long football/basketball season.

Coco is still trying to understand how high schoolers got herpes from wrestling.

Marcus LeVesseur is trying to figure out how to get a 7th year of wrestling elligibility at Augsburg. New Auggie wrestling coach Sam Barber is doing the same thing.

Mrs KR is showering after doing 90 minutes straight of pilates and Tae-bo DVDs on her "day off" from working out." My workout today will consist of 12 oz curls while watching OSU whomp Memphis.

I'm wondering how Fins is only 22 k+ ahead of me despite my virtual absence over the past few weeks and his continual barage of witty, mirthful, and edifying posts. I'm doing my best to help correct that error by spreading a dose of Vitamin K+ to fins and all other deserving posters... basically everyone mentioned above except Supatard and Pinky with no brain.

[57Johnnie]

Where is everybody???


57Johnnie is looking at a calendar counting the days until the next SJU radio broadcast game and shining his autographed Mark Lewandowski picture.

KR,
You got it just a little wrong. I AM counting the days because:
I was busy making hotel reservations at The Country Inn & Suites for the weekend of The Ole Game. The Good Lord Willing, Mrs. 57 & I will be at Stiftungfestivities. Looking forward to meeting all of you folks  provided that - after meeting me you won't make me change my handle from 57 to Methuselah.


I don't shine Mark's picture but Mrs. 57 does keep John's bobblehead dusted.

[janesvilleflash]

+k KR. I don't know about others, but I'm up to my ass in tax crap for a few more days. April is never my favorite time of year.

[janesvilleflash]

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?showBleed=false&ProductNo=56817092&pr=F

[raiderguy]

KR

That's 10 hats.

And as good as Kehres's winning percentage is on the field .....his player graduation rate is better.

What Me Worry? as famous philosopher Sir Alfred E. Newman once said.

I am also preparing for the unveiling of the Super Hamms Cooler this fall. More room for J-E-L-L-O shots. There's always room for jello.

Cured anything lately? LOL!

Is is fall yet? Beware  "The Pioneers".

[tmerton]

Where is everybody???

TMerton is reveling in the USC collapse of last night and celebrating with several lunchtime glasses of Macallan 12 year.

Absolutely not!  I actually root for UCLA football and USC basketball - well, sometimes.    Right now I'm 2 for 2 on the teams headed to the final 4, which is my main concern.  I actually have to root for Georgetown tomorrow!! 

But what the heck - where's the stuff about Johnnie football?   All I know about recruiting is that my son hosted some kid from the west coast who did not seem to be appreciating what SJU has to offer.  Maybe he'll go to St. Thomas! 

[Kilted Rat]

Based on this article, and the obviously high academic standards that Oregon has for incoming basketball players, I am picking them to knock off Florida.


"I didn't even know Oregon was a state," said Detroit Renaissance High School graduate and current Ducks point guard Tajuan Porter.


$20 says he couldn't spell his high school's name on the paperwork without calling a friend.

[tmerton]

Gee, if I got 3 smites for my last post, wonder what I'll get now - I'm 4 fo 4 on my picks for the Final Four (good year for #1 seeds to at least get to the Elite Eight).8)  Now of course my picks will probably all take the tailpipe. 

'Course I'd rather talk football but I figure there will be more baseball talk here for the next several months than anything else.    How 'bout dem Twins?!