FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[ritz72]

Life is always goofy!

How has it all been!  Im not even going to try to do catch up reading,

i'll be more inspirin later, but for now...nada mucho

[Willy Wonka]

KR - Wonka F'ed up his thumb (that's my personal diagnosis) this weekend playing ball in the cities. His Madden playing days are over for at least a week, or until he regains movement of the only distinguishing feature allowing the world of science to tell the difference between TDT and an ape.

However, if he'd just splurged for a Wii like all the 12 year olds in the world (and TDT, surprisingly enough) this wouldn't be a problem. Fortunately, playing video games is - and always will be - an activity that Wonka can do in a vegetative state.

[DuffMan]

Duff is neck deep in wedding plans and "helping" pick out shades of Pink about which he couldn't care less.

Nailed that one! 

[DuffMan]

Okay, folks, no football season wedding!  May 31 2008 is the day.  Missed both important fishing openers, Memorial Day, and the bulk of hte summer, so Duff is a happy man .

[wildcat11]

Duff,

Congrats on the upcoming wedding and welcome to the club!  As a gift I bring to you the following Linfield Highlight clip!

2005 Linfield vs Concordia

***Next Week: 2006 UPS***

[DuffMan]

Duff,

Congrats on the upcoming wedding and welcome to the club!  As a gift I bring to you the following Linfield Highlight clip!

Thank you!  I'd prefer footage of the 2002 Johnnie/Wildcat tilt

[Johnnie Red]

And don't forget the 2003 Johnnie/Wildcat tilt in Collegeville.

[bennie]

$20 says he couldn't spell his high school's name on the paperwork without calling a friend.

Come on now...I am sure he didn't have to call a friend, it was probably written on his uniform!

The far more interesting thing is the Phil Knight bit. Our former Athletic Director is gone because he was rumored not to get along with Knight (got to keep the cash cow happy). It was expected that the new AD was going to do some housekeeping including getting rid of Ernie Kent, but his success this year has made that issue less clear cut. We will see if one good year in the tournament is enough to erase several less than stellar years and some off court scandal.

[bennie]

Player discipline tops NGL's agenda! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070325/ap_on_sp_fo_ne/fbn_nfl_meetings

They just need more hardworking law abiding D3 players in the league!

[tmerton]

Payton Manning - community volunteer and role model  - "Spend time with your kid, so Payton Manning doesn't"!

[YouTube pulled this after NBC threatened copyright infringement but I found it on the SNL website.]

[BDB]

Finally! I can turn the sound up again. 

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6611526?MSNHPHCP&GT1=9232

[tmerton]

Finally! I can turn the sound up again. 

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6611526?MSNHPHCP&GT1=9232

Not in my view.  Theisman was annoying but, unlike the other 2, at least knows something about the game.  MNF needs to dump all 3 and start over again.

[DutchHawk]

Hey guys, I dont mean to distract you from your conversation but I was just wondering what the MIAC outlook will be this year? SJU would be the favorite I assume? Bethel falling off or no? Who does SJU return for starters as well. Hope you all are having a good spring!

[Kilted Rat]

Duff is neck deep in wedding plans and "helping" pick out shades of Pink about which he couldn't care less.

Nailed that one! 

Call it recent experience on the subject 

KR - Wonka F'ed up his thumb (that's my personal diagnosis) this weekend playing ball in the cities. His Madden playing days are over for at least a week, or until he regains movement of the only distinguishing feature allowing the world of science to tell the difference between TDT and an ape.

However, if he'd just splurged for a Wii like all the 12 year olds in the world (and TDT, surprisingly enough) this wouldn't be a problem. Fortunately, playing video games is - and always will be - an activity that Wonka can do in a vegetative state.

Step 1, remove said thumb from your rectal orifice, that's not gonna help heal it, otherwise TDT's head would have healed years ago.

If you jammed it or just plain dinged it, the less you move it now, the quicker it should heal. Poor man's trick: put a popsicle stick on each side and duct tape around it.

If you get a Wii, be sure to keep it away from TDT. An apparatus of those dimensions that vibrates would disappear in a heartbeat.

$20 says he couldn't spell his high school's name on the paperwork without calling a friend.

Come on now...I am sure he didn't have to call a friend, it was probably written on his uniform!

Yeah, but it's upside down... think about it


WTF is Howdy Doody doing on my computer screen? Yes he has the same looks and intellect of Theisman, but still, that damn wooden doll givens me the creeps.




DutchHawk,
I'll defer that to someone on here who actually knows something about football beyond the scope of UST's negative intrathoracic pressure and SJU's dominance.

[janesvilleflash]

"negative intrathoracic pressure"

That zoomed right over my head.