FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Kilted Rat]

"negative intrathoracic pressure"

That zoomed right over my head.

Negative intrathoracic pressure results in an inward flux of air into UST... they suck.

[Freebird]

Does anyone else think Jaws will be worst than Theismann?  I can't stand listening to either of them talk.

[janesvilleflash]

Jaws ok with me, the other 2.....intrathoracic pressure.
Thanks KR.

[BDB]

Finally! I can turn the sound up again. 

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6611526?MSNHPHCP&GT1=9232

Not in my view.  Theisman was annoying but, unlike the other 2, at least knows something about the game.  MNF needs to dump all 3 and start over again.

tmert, you mean like last year when he said a wet ball was easier to throw than a dry one? 

[piperinsider]

Piperinsider is still holding out for the return of Anna Fridays.

I return only to break big news (I wish it was a bit better). Miss Lisa is in the new Playboy, but for only one picture and you've seen most of what you see already. I did read how she was in the movie Accepted, so I did rent it last night. Supposedly she was only going to have one scene, but loved her so much, she's in a dozen or so. Has one line.

[tmerton]

Finally! I can turn the sound up again. 

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6611526?MSNHPHCP&GT1=9232

Not in my view.  Theisman was annoying but, unlike the other 2, at least knows something about the game.  MNF needs to dump all 3 and start over again.

tmert, you mean like last year when he said a wet ball was easier to throw than a dry one? 

With respect to the MNF crew, the whole is less than the sum of its negligible parts.  Negative intrathoracic pressure indeed.

The MNF listing on Wikepedia has a nice history of the broadcast lineups they've used (they even included Fred "The Hammer" Williamson, who failed to make it out of the pre-season in 1974).  I was no fan of the Dennis Miller experiment but for my money last year's group was clearly the weakest of the lot.  Jaws will be an improvement over Theisman, but again they need to wipe the board and start over.  I much prefer listening to Boomer on the radio.

And if they want to keep a "common man" in the booth, why not just pull someone out of the stands each game?  Heck, TDT in his pink sweater might catch their eye!

[sumander]

Speaking of TDT.....We haven't heard much from Fins or TDT lately!

[Touchdown Tommy]

I am getting a bit nervous about Finsleft.  If we don't hear from him tomorrow I'll contact the US Coast Guard in Key West.  I believe he was to arrive back at that winter paradise in Minneapolis last Friday.  Stay tuned for pics from the festivities on Key West...

[BDB]

Hey Kilted one..

If you get the creeps from wooden dolls like Howdy Doody,



Then my man Chuckie must be really up your alley. 

[tmerton]

tmert, you mean like last year when he said a wet ball was easier to throw than a dry one? 

BDB, I didn't hear this one but I don't doubt that a wet ball could be easier to grip than a dry one.  Of course we're talking leather here, not a plastic ball.

[BDB]

Could be tmert.

Here's another one:

IF

equals

THEN

equals

Kilted Rat's nightmare MNF announcing team. 

[finsleft]

TA-DA! The prodigal poster returns, salty and crispy, but crawling tall!

WASSUP HOMIES?

[BDB]

TA-DA! The prodigal poster returns, salty and crispy, but crawling tall!

WASSUP HOMIES?

Allright fins!

So me boy, what's more baked your body or your brain?    8)

[finsleft]

(Check out how many Cubans made it to the USA in this craft.)

Brain, by far. There's sunscreen for the skin. I haven't found the beerscreen for the liver/brain yet.

What have I missed? Tubby's here, Joe T's gone, Silva still sucks and so do the Tommies...what else?

[BDB]

Duff's getting married, but I think you were still around for that nuptial announcement.

Otherwise, as you can see, it was starting to be me, Howdy Doody and Chuckie.