FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

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Cool shopping bag...

[Touchdown Tommy]

yea you guys are pretty old.  TDT has no idea who those clowns are.  BDB lets stick to pics of scantily clad young babes.  Thanks your President.

My expert opinion says that KR is either in Mansfield, OH visiting his parents over Easter or up in Spicer playing Eddie Haskell with the in-laws.

Twins in HD tonite, yea baby!!

[AUPepBand]

AUPepBand, I'm actually sitting at my desk drinking a diet Dr. Pepper this morning listening to ColdPlay. Good warmup for the Stiftungsfestivities. If you should need a ride up to Collegeville on September 1, let me know. Savage is not that far from where I live. It will be great to have you as our esteemed guest.

Johnnie Red: I may just take you up on that offer....all depends on travel arrangements. I may be booking a flight rather than driving, in which case, a ride from Savage would be most appreciated.

A lot depends, too, on the status of our return to our renovated Herrick Memorial Library this summer and whether we're settled in to our new digs. It appears to be on schedule with a moving target of mid-July. Can't wait to get back to working at a library where patrons can actually go pick out books rather than Pep retrieving every book requested... tough to provide good library service with your hands tied behind your back!

[AUPepBand]

A recruit speaks of St. John's:

"I've been to all their home games the past three seasons and I loved the atmosphere there," said Gieske, who also looked at Concordia and St. Thomas. "Johnnies' fans are great. They're really committed to that team."

Kudos to Johnnies' fans....hoping to glean some of what contributes to the St. John's atmosphere, wrap it up and smuggle it back to Alfred's Merrill Field, where D3 football is currently on the rise.

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Headline from the Twins website:White Nursing Injured Calf

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Headline from the Twins website:White Nursing Injured Calf

Excellent! +K.... a scene from Sunny Cove Farm, Alfred, New York!!

[tmerton]

I know job hunting is probably not on TDT's list, but this would seem to be the place for the Club President ...



The Ass-Kisser Project from jobsintown.de

[Kilted Rat]

I am looking for double digit runs out of the Twins tonight.

Pavano's +8 ERA ain't going down tonight as the boyz warm up and light it up.

Now if Ponson can trust his defense....

I'm here. Long hiatus pondering how OSU loses 2 national championships to Florida in a 3 month period in such horrendous fashion. I've come up with 1 answer and 1 answer only; punishment from God for the entire state of Ohio for multiple recruiting rules violations over the past years namely in the Cooper and Jim O'Brien years.


BDB,
You've apparently forgotten the cursing power this board has on pro baseball players. Remember, we only post pics of opposing players before Twins games!


+k to all on the last dozen pages. Hope the easter bunny treated you well and left you with something better than what he left me; a combination of a level 3 and level 4 hangover which was made soo much better by the 4 hour drive back from New Ulm.

On a positive note, I got my annual Easter morning mass while hungover spotting of JohnniePress and his bride.




For those who forgot or need a refersher, here are the LLPP INC patented levels of hangovers:

Level 1
You're fine, you wake up with the usual symptoms of dry mouth and stank breath, but all and all you can function normally during the day.

Level 2
Did I really drink that much last night? Slight headache. Takes you longer to get out of bed. Nothing a ham and cheese omelet can't fix.

Level 3
I feel like crap, this is where you start sleeping through alarms, you're late for class/work. You're able to move throughout the day but everything is in slow motion.

Level 4
Surprise! Level 4 actually starts off like level 2, you wake up, feel decent, eat something, then BAM it hits and you take your breakfast for a swim in the toilet. You're calling in sick today (or its a weekend) and you spend the day on the couch watching maury povich and drinking water. Level 4's are beatable, which means you can still muster up the strength to go out again that night.

Level 5
You wake up, look at the clock, it's 3pm. You're probably not wearing clothes and there's a good chance you have a penis drawn on you somewhere. There's a half drank bottle of beer on your nightstand, and the smell immediately throws your digestive system into 'R'. You want to eat but nothing stays down. The room slowly spins on multiple axis. You tell yourself you'll never drink again.

Level 6
Total blackout from last night. Everything hurts. You can't stand, you can't go back to sleep, and you sure as hell can't eat anything. You don't even want to eat because opening your mouth makes you want to puke. TV makes your eyes burn, the radio sounds like there's a midget on a pogo stick in your brain. You are useless. You are in a virtual coma. Don't be surprised if you throw up 4-5 times today. The chances of your rallying from a 6 are slim.

2 Special Hangovers

#7 The old, I SHOULD be hungover, hangover :
This one happens to me quite often.  You drink 'rediculas' amounts, wake up in a bush somewhere with hot sauce glued to your chin.  Stumble into bed at 4am, sleep until noon.  Wake up fearing the worst, when you realizes, there is no hangover!  It's as if your one good deed of the day plunged the poisonous spirits from your very soul.  You could quite possibly still be a little drunk, and you might, just might toss back a batch of Biscuits and Gravy followed by a box of twisted tea, and onto a Corona, followed by shots of Sambuca, before 4pm. 

(This hangover level has often been seen during playa hata reunions, Cancun Spring Break trips, and 36 hour gambling binges...as if the body is properly prepared for the alcohol intake)

#8 And the Dreadful 2 day hangover... basically a Level 6 that weakens in to a level 3 the next day. Also known as the weekend killer.

[Johnnie Red]

KR, hope you enjoyed your time in beautiful New Ulm. Herman the German, the Schell's Brewery and Martin Luther College - doesn't get much better than that! Remember going down there for the summer festival when I was at SJU. A number of guys on my floor were from New Ulm. As you might expect, they knew how to party.

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I'm here. Long hiatus ala Imus after citicizing women basketball players, referring to them as "nappy-headed hos".

[cobbernation]

I don't know who is going to be worse this season, Ponson or Silva!  Where is Garza?  We need to call him back up and soon.

[frankrickard]

What did I miss?

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What did I miss?

Not much. Who are you?

[frankrickard]

Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit
He took the midnight train goin anywhere

[DuffMan]

Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit
He took the midnight train goin anywhere

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Just a small-town girl
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