FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[ritz72]

*GAC football update, skip over if you're so inclined*


okay   

[DuffMan]

Is this enough to take GAC to the next level?

No.

[Kilted Rat]

Is this enough to take GAC to the next level?

No.

Does "the next level" mean on par with UST?




From an e-mail my Uncle sent me today:


Subject: Taxes
Read to the end.

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom..."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal servic e fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"

And I still have to "press 1" for English.

[Pat Coleman]

A hundred years ago the average life expectancy for men was 46 years. I'm OK with progress.

Also OK with highways and paved roads in general -- pretty sure we didn't have to build or maintain those 100 years ago either.

BTW, telephone taxes helped pay for the Spanish-American War, you know, in 1898.

[BDB]

BTW, telephone taxes helped pay for the Spanish-American War, you know, in 1898.

If this is general knowledge then I am dumber than I even thought I was. 

[footballfan413]

BTW, telephone taxes helped pay for the Spanish-American War, you know, in 1898.

If this is general knowledge then I am dumber than I even thought I was. 

  I may have known this at one time............ but at my age...............I probably just forgot it! 

[janesvilleflash]

Forgot what?

[sumander]

Taxes Suck!

Back to football... Story on some changes made on the CORD FB staff !

[Touchdown Tommy]

Looks like Mr. Finsleft coaching ability will be showcased next spring at Siebert Field...


The Gophers' top football receiver, freshman Eric Decker of Cold Spring Rocori, is practicing with the Gophers' baseball team as a left-handed-hitting left fielder with plans to play next season.

The Shooter PP

[Touchdown Tommy]

KR I don't see the Alternative Minimum Tax or the BS Capital Gains tax (federally 17% I believe)...

May want to "practice" in one of the handful of states without INCOME tax...

BDB can't be happy about this...

http://www.startribune.com/484/story/1126813.html

[BDB]

Au contraire, TDT.

People want to be able to sample beers here in Wiscy is all good to me.

In fact, at our main Liquor store we do that already on a regular basis because of the type of license we have. It works.

[sumander]

BDB, Serve sample brats with that beer and I am moving to Wiscy!!

[finsleft]

Looks like Mr. Finsleft coaching ability will be showcased next spring at Siebert Field...


The Gophers' top football receiver, freshman Eric Decker of Cold Spring Rocori, is practicing with the Gophers' baseball team as a left-handed-hitting left fielder with plans to play next season.

The Shooter PP

The kid has a sweet swing and makes any outfield look small. The scouts should keep an eye on my lad.

[tmerton]

Taxes Suck!

Back to football... Story on some changes made on the CORD FB staff !

You trying to pump up registration for the local paper, Sum?  Maybe you could just give those of us who are unwashed and unregistered the gist. 

[finsleft]

Au contraire, TDT.

People want to be able to sample beers here in Wiscy is all good to me.

In fact, at our main Liquor store we do that already on a regular basis because of the type of license we have. It works.

As I recall, last year about this time, FrankRickard and I attended a "tasting" event at one of our areas largest liquor stores. Beers, wines, coolers, all served in little tiny plastic cups. Didn't think you could get drunk with little cups...but I guess we did.
Frank: one week from today, it's on again. 8)