FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Johnnie Red]

Raiderguy, one of my assistant prosecutors who helped with the grand jury presentation a few weeks ago concerning the death of Sean Humphrey will be taking over the four prosecutions.

BDB, it would be so HOT if Paris Hilton could be at my swearing-in ceremony. Don't hold your breath.

Here is the tentative schedule for the ceremony.

May 31, 2007   3:30 p.m. swearing-in ceremony at the Scott County Courthouse in Shakopee.

4:30 - 5:30 p.m. Social at the Knights Event Center, 1760 4th Avenue E, Shakopee. 4th Street runs right in front of the Scott County Courthouse. Just head east.

5:30 - 6:30 p.m. Dinner. Pork chops will be served by the Carver County Pork Producers. The chops are awesome.

6:30 - 7:15 p.m. Roast and toast Judge Johnnie Red.

7:15 - 9:00 p.m. More socializing and a live band.

Developing. Everyone on the board is invited. Email me if you can make it.

And probably the most important question of the day: would it be alright for me to wear a red robe instead of the traditional black given my affinity to a certain college in Stearns County?

[57Johnnie]

JJR,
I think you are out of luck with respect to Paris Hilton. Judge Sauer says she will not be allowed work release (not that she's ever worked) or furloughs. Spoil sport judge huh? 

[Kilted Rat]

I know this has nothing to do with football, but let's be honest, what percent of posts on here do?


Check out this autistic dude's amazing ability to accurately re-draw all of Rome after 1 helicopter fly-over! What do we need to do to get him to draw me a 5foot wide mural of the Natural Bowl on Gameday?

[Retired Old Rat]

6:30 - 7:15 p.m. Roast and toast Judge Johnnie Red.

JJR, I don't know who put together this schedule.  I just don't think 45 minutes will be enough for the "Roast" section.   

[raiderguy]

I read where Paris Hilton petitioned Judge Sauer for a change of venue to somewhere she could get a fair hearing. Somewhere the decision wouldn't be prejudiced by her celebrity status or antics.

She further requested Carver County, MN stating "Nobody in Minnesota knows who I am and I could be "JUDGED" simply on my own merits. Impartially."

Shhhhhhh, don't tell Judge Sauer that the president of the Paris Hilton fan club happens to live in Carver County! and may have some influence on the outcome.

Can you say community service?

[WLCALUM83]

6:30 - 7:15 p.m. Roast and toast Judge Johnnie Red.

JJR, I don't know who put together this schedule.  I just don't think 45 minutes will be enough for the "Roast" section.  

This poster's guess is that's the closest they could come to Minnesota's answer to the "Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts" from back in the day. 

[Johnnie Red]

ROR, I suppose we could make the "roast and toast" portion of the program an hour long. Still working on getting the band finalized. The band I am hoping to get recently played at First Avenue in Mpls. The leader of the band is a friend of my daughter's and works at the Domino's here in Chaska on Monday nights. Developing....

Raiderguy, I noticed in the paper yesterday that Paris does not have to report to jail for her 45 days until June 5. She could make it up to Minnesota for the judgefestivities on May 31, which is a Thursday, and then spend the weekend with different posters on this board. Duffman could take her up to Collegeville and introduce her to coach Gagliardi, Finsleft could show her how to fish, BDB could get her drunk in Badgerland, thefreebird can take her to Bethel and teach her how to pray and, last, but not the least, TDT could take her to a Twins game and introduce her to Joe Mauer.

[raiderguy]

JJR
I could think of nothing better than having MS HILTON do her community service at your judgefestivities! Followed up with the guided tours of the area as mentioned. Maybe they could find her a farm to visit.

Just saw the Wisconsin WhiteWater schedule for this year......Playing @ St Cloud State Saturday night Sept 15 @ 6PM. Sounds like two Stiftungfestivities in the same day! Or at least a few beverages! Nothing better than a double header in football! It is also a lot closer than some I have done in the past!

[57Johnnie]

JJR,
After a Twins game with TDT the big question is - would  she:
1. Jump bond to stay with TDT
2. Immediately hop her private jet to get back to jail

[DutchFan2004]

57

After meeting TDT at Pella for the playoff game I think I vote for door #2. 

[Kilted Rat]

57

After meeting TDT at Pella for the playoff game I think I vote for door #2. 

As would most intelligent women. But we must keep in mind Paris isn't most women and she certainly isn't intelligent!

Knowing her obsession for small Tinkers:


I think she might like TDT after all

[finsleft]

+K to all in celebration of making it through "fitty" years of good clean living.

Fins, Jr. took a break from his studies to present me with a signed Johnnie Tommie game print, also autographed by Gags. Schweet!

[Kilted Rat]

+K to all in celebration of making it through "fitty" years of good clean living.

Fins, Jr. took a break from his studies to present me with a signed Johnnie Tommie game print, also autographed by Gags. Schweet!

Happy B-day Fins and congrats on almost 2000 posts full of Hamm's, babes, and useless knowledge +k to you and all the usual suspects!

I won't even fault you for spelling my last name wrong.

[tmerton]

+K to all in celebration of making it through "fitty" years of good clean living.

Fins, Jr. took a break from his studies to present me with a signed Johnnie Tommie game print, also autographed by Gags. Schweet!

Fifty, eh - us old dudes have been there, done that.  Congrats, fins, and k, too.

[BDB]

+k across the board for the fins fifty. 

Now the next highlight will be the fins 2000th post.   8)