FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Willy Wonka]

Wow. I thought only jobless Frank would be capable of such drunken babble on a Wednesday afternoon...but clearly he has much more important things to be doing, like studying the Madden playbook for his next career.

A little birdie tells me both Frank and Mongo have both applied for a GAC coaching position, meaning one or both may soon be forced to take a posting hiatus. That will be a sad day for PP if their dreams come to fruition...but will also make for some good heckling opportunities from the stands/sidelines.

[finsleft]

Wow. I thought only jobless Frank would be capable of such drunken babble on a Wednesday afternoon...but clearly he has much more important things to be doing, like studying the Madden playbook for his next career.

A little birdie tells me both Frank and Mongo have both applied for a GAC coaching position, meaning one or both may soon be forced to take a posting hiatus. That will be a sad day for PP if their dreams come to fruition...but will also make for some good heckling opportunities from the stands/sidelines.

Well Frank has already proven he can live without our online companionship. The real test, I believe, will be when he steps off the bus in Collegeville and gets a whiff of the glorious smell of Hamm's and Stiftungsfestburgers. I can visualize Frank ambling straight to his old spot in a Wimpy-esque stupor, hastening the end of his brief, but no doubt, illustrious and lucrative, coaching career.

[Johnnie Red]

Here is the official announcement for anyone interested.

        Swearing-In Ceremony and Reception/Party
                        For Judge Johnnie Red

You are cordially invited to the swearing-in ceremony for District Court Judge Johnnie Red on Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 3:30 p.m. in courtroom 2 at the Scott County Courthouse, 200 4th Ave W, Shakopee.

After the swearing-in ceremony, there will be a reception/party at the Knights of Columbus Event Center, 1760 4th Ave E, Shakopee. The Center is about a mile east of the courthouse on 4th Avenue.

                             Reception/party schedule:

                    4:30 - 5:30 p.m. Social hour, cash bar.

             5:30 - 6:30 p.m. Dinner. The Carver County Pork Producers
                          will be serving their famous pork chops.

              6:30 - 7:15 p.m. Time to roast and toast the new judge.
              If you have something to say about our new judge, now
              will be the time to do it.

             7:15 - 9:00 p.m. Music by Hillbilly Cadillac, a bluegrass band.

                 If you can make it to the reception/party, RSVP by Tuesday,
              May 29 by emailing Johnnie Red at mfahey@co.carver.mn.us or
              calling 952-361-1402. We hope to see you there!

[Touchdown Tommy]

Godfather: Will this ceremony/celebrate be available via closed circuit on the internet?  Also, I have a few ROASTS that may need to be made available via conference call.  Hope you aren't afraid of Touchdown Tommy busting on you.


Frank and/or Mongo on the sidelines...Would that be akin to Hoag yelling and screaming and ranting and raving??

[BDB]

Godfather: Will this ceremony/celebrate be available via closed circuit on the internet?  Also, I have a few ROASTS that may need to be made available via conference call.  Hope you aren't afraid of Touchdown Tommy busting on you.

TDT at the festivities on the big screen via satellite?     

bennie: Come out of your NHL Playoff cocoon and tell me who's going to win the Conference Finals.

I've got the Ducks taking home Lord Stanley's Cup in the end.

[tmerton]

I'm home convalescing from one of those medical diagnostic procedures that us old dudes get to go through every once in a while, waiting for the sedation to wear off (hmmm - this stuff isn't bad - fentanyl and versed - get KR to fix you up).  The discharge instructions say not to drive, drink, make any personal or business decisions, sign any legal documents, or read too much of the MIACPP.  So, back to sleep.

FYI - The quarterback from California Lutheran - a 3 year starter - is transfering to UWW.   Can he play right away?

[Pat Coleman]

Depends on what you mean by "can" -- he would be eligible to, presuming he was eligible when he left CLU. Can he make the lineup? No idea, though he seems to be pretty good.

[DutchFan2004]

That may help the rebuild process at UWW.  If only for a year.

[Kilted Rat]

There are only two ways to drink Hackstein. 

1) As cold as you can get it without freezing, and then it's barely palatable.

2) Warm, but shotgunned.

I do not recommend either.

Last 4th of July, I brought out to 30-packs of Brigade to the cabin because everyone drinks my beer out there, so I thought I could curb that with an obscure and nasty beer.  It was better than Hackstein, but not by a lot! 

Ever had Joseph Haslinger beer? Tastes like stale Cheerios, which gave one of my buddies the birlliant idea fo eating Cheerios with Haslinger on it. This ended up in beer and cheerios spewed all over out table senior year.

I'm home convalescing from one of those medical diagnostic procedures that us old dudes get to go through every once in a while, waiting for the sedation to wear off (hmmm - this stuff isn't bad - fentanyl and versed - get KR to fix you up).  The discharge instructions say not to drive, drink, make any personal or business decisions, sign any legal documents, or read too much of the MIACPP.  So, back to sleep.

Fentanyl is good stuff, knocks most people flat on their can. Versed can make you forget anything that happend while you're on it. Those 2 drugs are the only reason anyone ever has a repeat colonoscopy!

[DuffMan]

Ever had Joseph Haslinger beer?

Unfortunately, yes.

[piperinsider]

From the St. Cloud Times:

Albany senior Matt Evans has committed to play football at the University of St. Thomas. Evans, a 6-foot-3, 235-pound linebacker, was an All-West Central North Conference selection last fall.

[finsleft]

From the St. Cloud Times:

Albany senior Matt Evans has committed to play football at the University of St. Thomas. Evans, a 6-foot-3, 235-pound linebacker, was an All-West Central North Conference selection last fall.

That's just so wrong.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Hope Mr. Evans enjoys perpetual mediocrity....



And 4 losses to the Johnnies.  8)

[The White Silly]

Hope Mr. Evans enjoys Cheetos and Dew too...




no seriously...there really good...its called the Dew Diet for short...get it!

[DuffMan]

Dude, you're f'ing weird.