FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

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Do you give volume discounts?

Absolutely!

You should advertise at SJU (and maybe with the parents).  As I learned with #1 son, after his second MIP ticket over at that school in Indiana, there's nothing like hearing from your son's attorney what a good kid he is.

Let's just say that SJU has been a good vertical market over the years. But I usually feel sorry for the kids and, with the Johnnie discount, I make about enough to buy a Dirk-L-burger.
Except when I know the kids are from out of state and have well-heeled parents.  Then it's rack rate!

[sumander]

Do you give volume discounts?

Absolutely!

You should advertise at SJU (and maybe with the parents).  As I learned with #1 son, after his second MIP ticket over at that school in Indiana, there's nothing like hearing from your son's attorney what a good kid he is.

5 more months and that is one less thing I have to worry about from Jr.!

[Kilted Rat]

Sad to say, Camp Snoopy isn't Camp Snoopy anymore. It's un-Peanutized. 

If you say that really fast it sounds like a change that has happened to numerous men!

My frickin' luck will probably be having Al Qaeda blowing the place up while I'm there. 

How would anyone know?  That place is a zoo.

Maybe I'll slip in to Hooters while Camp Snoopy entertains the kids. 

According to a story on NPR this morning, "Camp Snoopy" is the name for the North Dakota state prison in Bismark. 

I believe that is Camp Don't Drop the Soapy you're thinking of.

[Willy Wonka]

Does anyone know where TDT is? Can anyone confirm whatever he claims? Wonka has reason to believe (read below) that TDT recently made a trip overseas...

Dublin Times, June 2

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.

The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash &valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:

"IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING."...

[57Johnnie]

Les Canards --- Happy bennie? 

[DuffMan]

DuffMan connected big time last night. 



Isn't this much better than hockey talk??? 

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DuffMan connected big time last night. 



Isn't this much better than hockey talk??? 

Did you noodle that one, Duff?

[DuffMan]

Did you noodle that one, Duff?

Hell no!  I'm not that crazy 

[BDB]

DuffMan connected big time last night. 



Isn't this much better than hockey talk??? 

Did you have to wake that big fella up off the bottom Duff? 

I'll let bennie rip you on the hockey smack. 

[BDB]

RE: Public Breast Feeding

OK, so I made it through the Mall of America. Somehow I spent a couple hundred bucks and didn't leave with a thing. 

Didn't make it in to Hooters, but did see a big gal going about 300 bills whipping it out to breast feed her kid right in the middle of the former Camp Snoopy.

Now, as a husband/father of 2, I know that breast feeding is a wonderful, beautiful thing to see as a family unit.

But my wife never deemed it necessary to get topless in the middle of the megamall on what appeared to be "National Junior High Class Field Trip Day to the Mall of America."   

[DuffMan]

Didn't make it in to Hooters, but did see a big gal going about 300 bills whipping it out to breast feed her kid right in the middle of the former Camp Snoopy.

Just as good as HOOTERS, eh? 

[DuffMan]

Did you have to wake that big fella up off the bottom Duff? 

Nope, she was hungry and pissed off!

[tmerton]

Looks like JJR has been busy in his first week as "Your Honor" - rumor is that Paris Hilton was freed after serving only 3 days of her 45 (reduced to 23) day jail sentence.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/07/paris.hilton/index.html

[tmerton]

DuffMan connected big time last night. 



Isn't this much better than hockey talk??? 

Great fish Duff!

Did you noodle that one, Duff?

Noodling?  Now we're talkin - keeps the Okies busy

[bennie]

Les Canards --- Happy bennie? 

Very!

Last nights game was very entertaining! It was amazing how both teams managed to clear the puck repetedly without hitting anyone. I do feel bad for Chris Phillips. That's got to suck...