FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[finsleft]

JOKE DU JOUR

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Ormond Beach, Florida.
She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his
blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello sir, how are you?"
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again turned back to his book.
"Do you live around here?" she asked.
"Yes, I live over in Plantation Bay he answered, and then resumed reading.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you
like pussycats?"
With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto
hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man,
"How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

[Touchdown Tommy]

Wow what a week.  I am back home from NYC.  Without doubt the Greatest City in the World.  Nothing like riding the 4 train to The Stadium, seeing someone you know on the subway, bullsh!tting with them and getting 3rd row tix over the Yanks dugout comped for Clemens 350th win.  FYI: TDT was extremely visible on TV/youtube in a yellow shirt/shorts as Rocket was leaving the field after the 8th inning.  Oh the reach of MIAC PP.

Lots of culture (freaks and geeks), a Broadway show, a couple Twins games, a walk thru Central Park, and a couple of celebrity encounters one on West 43rd St (Naomi Campbell) and Alonzo Mourning at Newark airport.

Looks like my assistant finsleft handled things with flying colors.  He controlled the crowds and kept things orderly.  Well done sir and you now have all future supervisory duties when TDT is unavailable.

Oh and Ritz: Ms. Andrews was looking mighty fine on Monday evening at The Stadium. 

[BDB]

I've already told him about Treasure City and the giant ball of twine, so skip those.

This is what Minnesota looks like in the summer, right?

Nope, it looks more like this:

Awesome post fins, as usual.

May I also suggest:

[sumander]

Tmert, If you make it up to Duluth a couple of things to check out would be Canal Park and Fitger's Brewhouse !

[finsleft]

Tmert, If you make it up to Duluth a couple of things to check out would be Canal Park and Fitger's Brewhouse !

And don't forget the Saratoga. It's a real interesting spot. 8)

[Kilted Rat]

GREAT BALLS OF KUBEL!



Following a Kubel HR, Twins up 12-4 after 4 innings on the ChiSux.


+k to all for a great weekend!

[bennie]

Uh oh!  Looks like Al Gore III got himself into some trouble!


100MPH in a Prius! Probably getting about 12 MPG at that point. Kinda like preaching conservation and having an electric bill in the top 1% of your state

I would guess he was getting better gas mileage than that.  Must have been going down hill with a stiff wind at his back to get that bad boy moving that fast.

Perhaps he could get GWB to commute the sentence.   

Nah, he has no potential of being a donor to the republican party. With the driving while overdosed on "prescription" medicines, he's a shoe in to be a democrat representative/senator from one of the New England states or at least be invited to the next Kennedy family get together!

If only he had shot one of his friends, then he would have had an in with the vice president!

Whenever I have to take a car from the carpool for work I always request a Prius. They are fun to drive...and no, I have never gotten one up to 100mph!

[bennie]

TDT- so did Naomi throw her phone at you? 

I was talking to one of my older friends the other day and she was excited because she had just found out that the Red Hat Society was going to be having their annual conference in Orlando next June. That gives you almost a whole year to work on your game so that you can catch yourself a cougar! For some reason I don't think that it is a good idea to have the conference there. A bunch of menopausal women in that heat and humidity? With all of the hot flashes there could be some incidences of spontaneous combustion!

[Kilted Rat]

If only he had shot one of his friends, then he would have had an in with the vice president!

Let's not even start down that road or someone will bring up how many DUI accidents and women drowning in your car you have to walk away from to be a senator from Mass.


At least Cheney admitted to his accident right away and didn't take a 12 hour sober-up break before reporting it to the police.

[tmerton]

Tmert, If you make it up to Duluth a couple of things to check out would be Canal Park and Fitger's Brewhouse !

And don't forget the Saratoga. It's a real interesting spot. 8)

Well I wondered what you and the boys did for entertainment in the evenings on your trips north.

[Ralph Turner]

Uh oh!  Looks like Al Gore III got himself into some trouble!


100MPH in a Prius! Probably getting about 12 MPG at that point. Kinda like preaching conservation and having an electric bill in the top 1% of your state

I would guess he was getting better gas mileage than that.  Must have been going down hill with a stiff wind at his back to get that bad boy moving that fast.

Perhaps he could get GWB to commute the sentence.   

Better to have the DUI story as a young guy come out now than within 96 hours of his presidential election. 

Were the 24-hour news cycle to have been around in July 1969, which would have been the more prominent story, Apollo 11 landing on the moon or Mary Jo Kopechne's drowning off Chappaquiddick?   

[tmerton]

Tmert, If you make it up to Duluth a couple of things to check out would be Canal Park and Fitger's Brewhouse !

Duly noted, Sum.

[bennie]

At least Cheney admitted to his accident right away...

well, after having a couple of drinks.

[Kilted Rat]

Uh oh!  Looks like Al Gore III got himself into some trouble!


100MPH in a Prius! Probably getting about 12 MPG at that point. Kinda like preaching conservation and having an electric bill in the top 1% of your state

I would guess he was getting better gas mileage than that.  Must have been going down hill with a stiff wind at his back to get that bad boy moving that fast.

Perhaps he could get GWB to commute the sentence.   

Better to have the DUI story as a young guy come out now than within 96 hours of his presidential election. 

Were the 24-hour news cycle to have been around in July 1969, which would have been the more prominent story, Apollo 11 landing on the moon or Mary Jo Kopechne's drowning off Chappaquiddick?   

Who knows.

Anyone else ever seen the list of all the convictions racked up by the members of congress?

[sumander]

Anyone else ever seen the list of all the convictions racked up by the members of congress?

There was an email that was circulating recently that listed all of them! It was an incredible number!