FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[BDB]

There is a damn big parking lot next to the field.

I would suggest somewhere along the south side in the grassy knoll area. 

[Willy Wonka]

oldbethel27 -- Try not to mind TDT. He's currently an unemployed 25-year-old with a place his parents pay for in Florida, but he's currently "visiting" his momma's house in Anoka -- after a mom sponsored vacation to Vegas -- and has nothing better to do than stir up trouble on here.

If you need confirmation of any of these facts, please seek Doctor Kilted Rat's expertise, as he somehow got stuck living with TDT back in the day.

[oldbethel27]

Thanks Willy for the background info.  I actually don't mind someone stirring the pot - in fact enjoy it sometimes - but I don't understand the utter disdain for everything Bethel that seems to exist in his soul.  Not that I need everyone to love BU in order to sleep at night; I just am curious as to what's behind it [the disdain].

[57Johnnie]

Thanks Willy for the background info.  I actually don't mind someone stirring the pot - in fact enjoy it sometimes - but I don't understand the utter disdain for everything Bethel that seems to exist in his soul.  Not that I need everyone to love BU in order to sleep at night; I just am curious as to what's behind it [the disdain].

The Royals don't have a lock on our distain - in fact Tommies suck!

[Touchdown Tommy]

oldbethel27 -- Try not to mind TDT. He's currently an unemployed 25-year-old with a place his parents pay for in Florida, but he's currently "visiting" his momma's house in Anoka -- after a mom sponsored vacation to Vegas -- and has nothing better to do than stir up trouble on here.

If you need confirmation of any of these facts, please seek Doctor Kilted Rat's expertise, as he somehow got stuck living with TDT back in the day.

Please don't let the facts get in the way of a good story.  I know the newspaper industry is dying and your life is depressing Wonka, but let's try to live in the NOW and reality.
1. MBA Graduate student
2. Simply not the case
3. in FL (nice try chief or I would have been at the Meeting of the Minds last night in EP)
4. Sorry I didn't report in to Wonka letting him know I was in Vegas (with whom, for how long, why, etc)
5. Lastly Wonka is universally know as the biggest troublemaker on Post Patterns.  He lives to pick a fight and start sh!t usually based entirely on unsubstantiated "facts".  Keep trying Wonka...

[frankrickard]

I'm feeling a steel cage match up at a Stiftungfestivites to be named soon.

[finsleft]

Bring it on! Man, I'm getting excited. I'm even willing to stir up the old feud with oAs.

[Willy Wonka]

TDT - Really? You're in Florida right now?

Must mean you flew out this morning and you (RE:mommy) was willing to reschedule your flight, as you were begging Wonka to drive with you to KC last night to watch the last two games of the Twins series.

Well, or else you're lying, which would surprise no one on these boards.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Willy apparently you forget I NEVER at any point said I would be willing to go nor able nor want to go.  You also forget that I do NOT have to let you know my schedule (you have an unusual fascination with the goings-on of TDT, may want to consult your local psychiatrist).  Sorry again, reality got in the way of FACTS.  You really should be a columnist for one of the local DYING rags.  You can make up anything you want and it is okay.

I'll be sure to let everyone know when I head to the beach, grocery store, school, what I had for breakfast, and what kinda muff I am currently chasin'...

[Willy Wonka]

And I quote from last night...

"Wonka, if we left right now we'd get to KC in time to see Santana and Garza throw less than 24 hours apart, even if we'd have MAJOR swamp a$$."

If this isn't considered a hard fact, Wonka has never seen one.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Wonka spare the board your blatant lies.  My fellow Johnnie fans don't want to read your bullsh!t.

It is clear you live a boring, depressing, sad life.  You are proof that misery loves company (Soul Asylum).

You are looking to stir up trouble which is obviously your Modus Operandi.  Nothing new, but your act gets very old.  Stick to your stalking of 14 yr old girls at the YMCA.

Post Patterns needs an "ignore" button.  The continued rubbish that this perpetual LOSER (yes his favorite athletes include Barry Bonds, Ron Artest, and Pac Man Jones) spews is a cancer.

It is a shame you continue to resort to personal attacks in an effort to make yourself look funny, humorous, and/or cool to the rest of the posters.  You have no idea about anything related to Touchdown Tommy yet continue to yap and fabricate stories.  The continual defamation of character is not okay.  If it continues the Johnnie Dream Team will be contacting you.

[Willy Wonka]

If it continues, this will be what Wonka does to TDT at the next Stiffyfest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FhCgLeuO0I

[frankrickard]

It looks like Willy and TDT's hormones are running wild, Hulk Hogan style.  I had my first fantasy football draft tonight...man, I am ready for football season.

[Tags]

I'll be sure to let everyone know when I head to the beach, grocery store, school, what I had for breakfast, and what kinda muff I am currently chasin'...

Hold the phones...

Tags feels tips on where the trim is, should always be shared with fellow PP'ers

Carry on.

[Tags]

tmerts: You guys please keep your asshole. I'm glad that fiasco is over.

Well, that fiasco is over but since BB is still here (and, good for you and everyone else, likely not going anywhere) there's sure to be more.   It's a good thing football is just around the corner.

'tis truly a good thing!
Before I go crazy with football chatter, I thought I'd share the following with y'all:

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back.  
He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.  His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, "I found the remote."

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