FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

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janesvilleflash

You think BDB has problems. I need help on this one.
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been
cheating on me.

The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when
I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work,
you don't know them."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, I've never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't
want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could
get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls".

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open,
and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that
moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed a hairline crack where the grip
meets the graphite shaft of my 3-wood. Is this something  I can fix myself or should
I take it back to the pro-shop where I bought it?
If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.

Rico 21

Definitely back to the pro shop for a replacement!

sumander

BDB, Sorry to hear about your house! Hopefully you are able to salvage most of the possesions!

Rico, It's always good in our neck of the woods to have a friend who is a lumberjack! ;D

Flash, Take it back to the pro shop!
I fly any cargo that you can pay to run
The bush league pilots, they just can't get the job done
You've got to fly down the canyon, don't never see the sun
There's no such thing as an easy run

stanbob

Flash, the key to this of course is "How long have you had the club?"  If it has been for less than one season by all means take it back.
Everyday is payday in paradise.

finsleft

Quote from: sumander on August 16, 2007, 09:52:12 AM

Rico, It's always good in our neck of the woods to have a friend who is a lumberjack! ;D



Isn't everybody a lumberjack in your neck of the woods? ;)

tmerton

Flash - Have your wife take it back to the pro shop.  That should keep them both busy for a while.

BDB - Splurge and get two rooms.  And just so you won't miss the "No Fun" board, God bless! ;)

bennie

BDB, this is the perfect time to take the kids camping! When we moved to Minnesota, our house wasn't ready for us so we camped out at Lake Shetek State Park for a month! I was eight and thought it was fantastic. A great adventure. I don't know that my parents would agree though. ;) Spent all day swimming and hiking on the trails. I was too tuckered out to argue (much) with my sister. I had green hair (from the water)the entire time! Ah, the good old days! :D
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D3 Poster

As I recall from my playing days, we had some strong, fast kids that just couldn't hit and were not great football players.  Although, they were exactly the ones you wanted to step off the bus first for the opponents to see.

How does this shake out at SJU with the lack of pads and hitting in practice?  Does that process take place during the regular season?  Is a lot based on high school careers?  I was impressed to see two freshmen linebackers step in last year.  I'm assuming there had to be several upper classmen that they jumped over.

DuffMan

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D3Poster,

John's theory is that guys that are playing college football already know the fundamentals of tackling and such, so he doesn't feel the need teach and practice it.  He teaches exactly what you need to do to get into the correct position, then it's up to the player to make the play.

Of course, this doesn't always work as I have seen some guys who couldn't tackle, but they generally get that worked out in the first or second game.

Oh, and the "no hitting" thing doesn't mean that there's no contact.  Linemen obviously need the contact to play.  It just means that you don't get to light up the ball carrier or drill the opposing lineman into the ground.  Make contact, get where you need to be, then ease up so no one gets hurt.

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dbhammel

My impression is that John is developping football players, not brain-washed warriors who just hit and dont think.  He coaches football, and has no delusions that its a war or anything else.  Its football, plain and simple.  He sees a lot of the drills and extra stuff to be unnecessary and not helpful in learnin how to play football at a high level.
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Brother: SJU Alum '08
Next Brother: SJU Alum '12
Other Brother: SJU Class of '18

sumander

Quote from: finsleft on August 16, 2007, 10:19:47 AM
Quote from: sumander on August 16, 2007, 09:52:12 AM

Rico, It's always good in our neck of the woods to have a friend who is a lumberjack! ;D

Isn't everybody a lumberjack in your neck of the woods? ;)

Not quite, some of the younger girls aren't strong enough quite yet! ;D
I fly any cargo that you can pay to run
The bush league pilots, they just can't get the job done
You've got to fly down the canyon, don't never see the sun
There's no such thing as an easy run


tmerton

Quote from: finsleft on August 16, 2007, 10:19:47 AM
Quote from: sumander on August 16, 2007, 09:52:12 AM

Rico, It's always good in our neck of the woods to have a friend who is a lumberjack! ;D



Isn't everybody a lumberjack in your neck of the woods? ;)

Lumberjack?  Did you say lumberjack?

tmerton


finsleft

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful
and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the
Bacardi Breezers.  Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee,
so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said...

'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'