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Touchdown Tommy

Quote from: DustySJU on September 14, 2007, 09:03:15 AM
I had no idea Nacho Libre was so worldly... has he ever really taken a walk in the woods?

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DSJU: Your link isn't "hot"...
Chasing MILFs since '82...

bennie

Quote from: retiredoldrat on September 14, 2007, 11:20:53 AM
Bennie,

Where were you when this happened?  Hmmmm :)


Oregon Duck Suspended For Mascot Melee



If memory serves, I was sitting infront of my computer listening to the Johnnies! :D

I will let you in on a little secret! UO has three individuals that play the mascot so there should still be a Donald on the sidelines Saturday! ;D
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating.  ~Author Unknown

The White Silly

Johnnies Suck...word out of Moorhead is that the Cobbs are now gonna use 4 qb's this weekend!  can you believe it? 4!
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cobbernation

Quote from: The White Silly on September 14, 2007, 01:06:10 PM
Johnnies Suck...word out of Moorhead is that the Cobbs are now gonna use 4 qb's this weekend!  can you believe it? 4!

Any BU supporters heading up to Moorhead for the game tomorrow? 

Since silly is pointing out that the cobbers may use 4 qbs tomorrow, I heard Horan is actually asking anyone in the greater Fargo-Moorhead area to play qb.  It could be 10!  Do I hear 11?!!!!

Horan's Heroes

Quote from: The White Silly on September 14, 2007, 01:06:10 PM
Johnnies Suck...word out of Moorhead is that the Cobbs are now gonna use 4 qb's this weekend!  can you believe it? 4!


I think that's a bold move saying you're gonna put in your third and fourth stringers implying the cobs will be that far ahead. ;)
Be Loud, Be Proud, Be POSITIVE!

57Johnnie

Quote from: cobbernation on September 14, 2007, 01:46:50 PM
Quote from: The White Silly on September 14, 2007, 01:06:10 PM
Johnnies Suck...word out of Moorhead is that the Cobbs are now gonna use 4 qb's this weekend!  can you believe it? 4!

Any BU supporters heading up to Moorhead for the game tomorrow? 

Since silly is pointing out that the cobbers may use 4 qbs tomorrow, I heard Horan is actually asking anyone in the greater Fargo-Moorhead area to play qb.  It could be 10!  Do I hear 11?!!!!
As I recall, Kofoed was the 4th qb used in the 1st game he ever played in for the Johnnies and has won about 30 games since then.  8)
The older the violin - the sweeter the music!

finsleft

Ron Jon's Surf Shop, Naples, FL

Hamm's, of course!

chadbrochillseventeen

  In reply to TC's comment earlier this morning about St. Olaf not starting a true defensive player in years, I would disagree. You can say what you want about many of the players Olaf has had but I don't think ANYONE can disagree that John Davis was an amazing player and a class act. In my opinion he would have started on any team in the MIAC and was a role model for any player on the team. He was what a football player should be, tough as nails on the field and an extreme class act off.

Touchdown Tommy

Fins you sneaky little Sonuvabeech.  Indeed the pic of TDT sporting a stylish pink helmet (believe it was for skateboarding) was taken at Ron Jon's Surf Shop in Estero, FL.  I saw the helmet and knew that my buddies in the MIAC PP would get a kick outta that (contemplated picking it up, but passed at the 29.95 price tag).  Good guesses everyone.  It appears that I will have to step up my game in the next "Where in the World is Touchdown Tommy" series.  Well played Fins.
Chasing MILFs since '82...

Johnnie

Quote from: MongolianWarrior on September 14, 2007, 11:59:05 AM
During the West Virginia/Maryland game last night, the announcers said that WV's fullback, Owen Schmitt, played a year at UW RiverFalls before transfering to WV, walking on, and eventually getting the starting spot.  He had a few impressive runs, and it was said that he'd make some pro teams happy. 

I still think the only good thing to come out of Wisconsin is beer and cheese. 

Wonka--heard that Diercks and wife are coming to UST on saturday.

hey mongolian warrior.....

Owen Schmitt is the real deal, and a nice guy too.  Here in WV, the Charleston Daily Mail did a nice article on Owen a couple of days ago.   

Read it here:  http://www.dailymail.com/story/News/2007091356/Fullback-nearly-abandoned-his-quest-in-a-WVU-parking-lot/

My guess is that he's good enough to make the SJU traveling squad!

Johnnie

finsleft

#25420
 A young Finsleft asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman he spotted dining alone.  The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," gesturing toward Fins.  She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note.  The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to Fins.

The note read:
For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, Fins decided to compose one of his own in return.  He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman.

It read:
For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage.  There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account.  But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off.  Just send the bottle back."




finsleft

And and even better joke, actually football related, from PBR at LLPP:

Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on September 14, 2007, 01:25:19 PM
Question: How many batteries does it take to shock a Michigan Wolverine?

Answer: 1 - AA      Hioooooooo.....

faunch

Anyone that might be attending the UST game this weekend should pick up a Highland Villager newspaper.  The Tommies athletic department has an ad w/coupon for 2 free admissions and another coupon for a free soda and popcorn.  You can usually pick up a villager @ The St. Clair Broiler on Snelling or call the Villager @ Phone: 651-699-1462.
I'd consider going buy I'm lying on the pullout sofa recovering from the big "V" procedure that I had this morning!
Pretty sad that the Tommies give free admission while the Johnnies take in around $20 grand up in Collegeville

Does anyone know why the lame UST athletic department doesn't have any stats on their webpage?  Maybe it's because their stats suck!


"I'm a uniter...not a divider."

royalachilles

COBBERNATION, I will unfortunately miss tommorows game in moorhead, but I hear 68 and sunny... as opposed to 45 and soupy.... however, the BU faithful will be there as usual.  I was really suprised to see Simpson travel so poorly last week to Arden Hills.  I think most of the posters will admit that like them or hate them, the BU faithful follow and support their team...

we hold hands, and love aluminum bleachers (well not me personally, their frickin hot, and the noise is annoying..)    I am already getting nervous....


sjusection105

Quote from: faunch on September 14, 2007, 03:23:37 PM
Pretty sad that the Tommies give free admission while the Johnnies take in around $20 grand up in Collegeville
Does anyone know why the lame UST athletic department doesn't have any stats on their webpage?  Maybe it's because their stats suck!

Yep, I'd have to agree  ;D
As of now they're on DOUBLE SECRET Probation!