FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[sjusection105]

It's time to start. . .

Spring Break 93 (Pre-Mrs. Ritz days)

Matzatlan--at a club, and a buddy of mine was with his girlfriend (why you'd have your girlfriend along on spring break is beyond me??), and this "lady" walks up and just starts grinding my buddy.  Obviously, his girlfriend is not impressed with the situation, and expresses said displeasure to "lady".  Said "lady" looks over to girlfriend and says, "Relax, honey, once I finish him off, I'll have plenty left to take care of you!!"

I was standing to the side talking to Ryan Davis (TE from USTD), and his line about the "lady" (who happened to be a USTD student) was one I'll always remember... 

"That slut has mounted more things than a taxidermist"   

Nothing like a good SheMale story from Ritz to kick off Tommie Week

[DuffMan]

Are we going to go through an entire Johnnie/Tommie week without a post from UST?

[Touchdown Tommy]

Ritzy: What were you doing hanging out with a Tommie on Spring Break?? 

Buckman: Having a problem acquiring the trousers for this weekend.  Hope you can understand.  I am looking forward to some Jello shots...

BTW: I understand there is a good chance that Under Armour will make an appearance on Saturday and the Polish King of Chicago should be in attendance.  I'll be there at 8am sharp.

[Mr.Shoes]

Are we going to go through an entire Johnnie/Tommie week without a post from UST?

Looks like it, doesn't it? I just stopped in the lunch room to trash talk a UST coworker. Her response? "I don't really care about Tommie football."

[Buckman]

Buckman: Having a problem acquiring the trousers for this weekend.  Hope you can understand.  I am looking forward to some Jello shots...

Let's just say that I am extremely disappointed.  I might have to see if I can find something for you.

[frankrickard]

Are we going to go through an entire Johnnie/Tommie week without a post from UST?

Looks like it, doesn't it? I just stopped in the lunch room to trash talk a UST coworker. Her response? "I don't really care about Tommie football."

Isn't that the response for 100% of the world's population?

[Rugman]

Are we going to go through an entire Johnnie/Tommie week without a post from UST?

Looks like it, doesn't it? I just stopped in the lunch room to trash talk a UST coworker. Her response? "I don't really care about Tommie football."

Isn't that the response for 100% of the world's population?

Since I live two blocks from the UST campus and I have my MBA from that fine institution and my wife works for that fine employer, maybe I can be an honorary surrogate scapegoatTommie for the week? 

[Mr.Shoes]

Do you really want to do that to yourself?

[Rugman]

Are we going to go through an entire Johnnie/Tommie week without a post from UST?

Oh and when I go on my morning jog on the Tommie football field, I could wear my Johnnie sweatshirt.  Last time I tried that I got some interesting looks but no comments.

Looks like it, doesn't it? I just stopped in the lunch room to trash talk a UST coworker. Her response? "I don't really care about Tommie football."

Isn't that the response for 100% of the world's population?

Since I live two blocks from the UST campus and I have my MBA from that fine institution and my wife works for that fine employer, maybe I can be an honorary surrogate scapegoatTommie for the week? 

[Rugman]

Do you really want to do that to yourself?

Sure but you'd all have to help me think of derogatory comments about the Johnnies, since it goes against my nature.  You know, like the old Johnnies swallow in response to Tommies suck.

[retagent]

As a corollary to the advice given Duff by 57:

If an argument arises out of some act by you, apologize for that act, since it made her angry.
If an argument arises out of some act by her, apologize for getting angry at her, because if you loved her you wouldn't get mad.

[Mr.Shoes]

Do you really want to do that to yourself?

Sure but you'd all have to help me think of derogatory comments about the Johnnies, since it goes against my nature.  You know, like the old Johnnies swallow in response to Tommies suck.

I'm no use. I tried and failed to be a Tommie fan once-upon-a-time. KR can verify this: he recruited a couple of my buddies and me to help with the Rat Pack's spectacular Johnnie-Tommie stunt in '02. Few things are more bizarre than watching Blake Elliott score two long TDs from the St. Thomas stands and having to act gravely disappointed.

[ritz72]

Ritzy: What were you doing hanging out with a Tommie on Spring Break?? 

Knew him from All-Star games in HS.  At that time, was using him to get to another Tommie

[DuffMan]

What's the over-under on how many Tommie fans will actually show up?

[tmerton]

Are we going to go through an entire Johnnie/Tommie week without a post from UST?

Looks like it, doesn't it? I just stopped in the lunch room to trash talk a UST coworker. Her response? "I don't really care about Tommie football."

Isn't that the response for 100% of the world's population?

Since I live two blocks from the UST campus and I have my MBA from that fine institution and my wife works for that fine employer, maybe I can be an honorary surrogate scapegoatTommie for the week? 

That would seem to work well with your current avatar.