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sjusection105

Quote from: ritz72 on October 22, 2007, 10:08:24 AM
It's time to start. . .

Spring Break 93 (Pre-Mrs. Ritz days)

Matzatlan--at a club, and a buddy of mine was with his girlfriend (why you'd have your girlfriend along on spring break is beyond me??), and this "lady" walks up and just starts grinding my buddy.  Obviously, his girlfriend is not impressed with the situation, and expresses said displeasure to "lady".  Said "lady" looks over to girlfriend and says, "Relax, honey, once I finish him off, I'll have plenty left to take care of you!!"

I was standing to the side talking to Ryan Davis (TE from USTD), and his line about the "lady" (who happened to be a USTD student) was one I'll always remember... 

"That slut has mounted more things than a taxidermist"   ::)

Nothing like a good SheMale story from Ritz to kick off Tommie Week :o
As of now they're on DOUBLE SECRET Probation!

DuffMan

Are we going to go through an entire Johnnie/Tommie week without a post from UST? :D

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

Touchdown Tommy

Ritzy: What were you doing hanging out with a Tommie on Spring Break??  :o :o

Buckman: Having a problem acquiring the trousers for this weekend.  Hope you can understand.  I am looking forward to some Jello shots...

BTW: I understand there is a good chance that Under Armour will make an appearance on Saturday and the Polish King of Chicago should be in attendance.  I'll be there at 8am sharp.



Chasing MILFs since '82...

Mr.Shoes

Quote from: DuffMan on October 22, 2007, 01:49:05 PM
Are we going to go through an entire Johnnie/Tommie week without a post from UST? :D

Looks like it, doesn't it? I just stopped in the lunch room to trash talk a UST coworker. Her response? "I don't really care about Tommie football."
Nice day, huh?

Check it out --> johnniefootball.com

Buckman

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on October 22, 2007, 01:59:38 PM

Buckman: Having a problem acquiring the trousers for this weekend.  Hope you can understand.  I am looking forward to some Jello shots...


Let's just say that I am extremely disappointed.  I might have to see if I can find something for you.

frankrickard

Quote from: Mr.Shoes on October 22, 2007, 02:05:39 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on October 22, 2007, 01:49:05 PM
Are we going to go through an entire Johnnie/Tommie week without a post from UST? :D

Looks like it, doesn't it? I just stopped in the lunch room to trash talk a UST coworker. Her response? "I don't really care about Tommie football."

Isn't that the response for 100% of the world's population?
Heaven isn't too far away,
Closer to it every day

Rugman

Quote from: frankrickard on October 22, 2007, 02:13:51 PM
Quote from: Mr.Shoes on October 22, 2007, 02:05:39 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on October 22, 2007, 01:49:05 PM
Are we going to go through an entire Johnnie/Tommie week without a post from UST? :D

Looks like it, doesn't it? I just stopped in the lunch room to trash talk a UST coworker. Her response? "I don't really care about Tommie football."

Isn't that the response for 100% of the world's population?
Since I live two blocks from the UST campus and I have my MBA from that fine institution and my wife works for that fine employer, maybe I can be an honorary surrogate scapegoatTommie for the week? 

Mr.Shoes

Do you really want to do that to yourself?
Nice day, huh?

Check it out --> johnniefootball.com

Rugman

Quote from: Shouldabeen71 on October 22, 2007, 02:38:37 PM
Quote from: frankrickard on October 22, 2007, 02:13:51 PM
Quote from: Mr.Shoes on October 22, 2007, 02:05:39 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on October 22, 2007, 01:49:05 PM
Are we going to go through an entire Johnnie/Tommie week without a post from UST? :D
Oh and when I go on my morning jog on the Tommie football field, I could wear my Johnnie sweatshirt.  Last time I tried that I got some interesting looks but no comments.

Looks like it, doesn't it? I just stopped in the lunch room to trash talk a UST coworker. Her response? "I don't really care about Tommie football."

Isn't that the response for 100% of the world's population?
Since I live two blocks from the UST campus and I have my MBA from that fine institution and my wife works for that fine employer, maybe I can be an honorary surrogate scapegoatTommie for the week? 

Rugman

Quote from: Mr.Shoes on October 22, 2007, 02:40:42 PM
Do you really want to do that to yourself?
Sure but you'd all have to help me think of derogatory comments about the Johnnies, since it goes against my nature.  You know, like the old Johnnies swallow in response to Tommies suck.

retagent

As a corollary to the advice given Duff by 57:

If an argument arises out of some act by you, apologize for that act, since it made her angry.
If an argument arises out of some act by her, apologize for getting angry at her, because if you loved her you wouldn't get mad.

Mr.Shoes

Quote from: Shouldabeen71 on October 22, 2007, 02:42:12 PM
Quote from: Mr.Shoes on October 22, 2007, 02:40:42 PM
Do you really want to do that to yourself?
Sure but you'd all have to help me think of derogatory comments about the Johnnies, since it goes against my nature.  You know, like the old Johnnies swallow in response to Tommies suck.

I'm no use. I tried and failed to be a Tommie fan once-upon-a-time. KR can verify this: he recruited a couple of my buddies and me to help with the Rat Pack's spectacular Johnnie-Tommie stunt in '02. Few things are more bizarre than watching Blake Elliott score two long TDs from the St. Thomas stands and having to act gravely disappointed.
Nice day, huh?

Check it out --> johnniefootball.com

ritz72

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on October 22, 2007, 01:59:38 PM
Ritzy: What were you doing hanging out with a Tommie on Spring Break??  :o :o


Knew him from All-Star games in HS.  At that time, was using him to get to another Tommie ::)

www.Johnniefootball.com

Your #1 source for anything Johnnie Football!

DuffMan

What's the over-under on how many Tommie fans will actually show up?

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

tmerton

Quote from: Shouldabeen71 on October 22, 2007, 02:38:37 PM
Quote from: frankrickard on October 22, 2007, 02:13:51 PM
Quote from: Mr.Shoes on October 22, 2007, 02:05:39 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on October 22, 2007, 01:49:05 PM
Are we going to go through an entire Johnnie/Tommie week without a post from UST? :D

Looks like it, doesn't it? I just stopped in the lunch room to trash talk a UST coworker. Her response? "I don't really care about Tommie football."

Isn't that the response for 100% of the world's population?
Since I live two blocks from the UST campus and I have my MBA from that fine institution and my wife works for that fine employer, maybe I can be an honorary surrogate scapegoatTommie for the week? 

That would seem to work well with your current avatar.