FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[snoop dawg]

57johnnie......very funny stuff!  However, the fires are a very serious matter.  My community has been evacuated twice.  It's no fun.  Howver, I can play golf in December.....in shorts!

[TC]

TC,
I can taste the newcastle now.  Just two weeks to go and victory is mine (stewie griffin voice!

Pretty big talk for a guy with a 1 point lead and three weeks still to go.  The PBR will be mine!

[Touchdown Tommy]

Tribute to Don Roney at JohnnieFootball.com

Enjoy Fellas!!!  Please don't shower me with Karma.  I'll take beers on Saturday morning...

[frankrickard]

Tribute to Don Roney at JohnnieFootball.com

Enjoy Fellas!!!  Please don't shower me with Karma.  I'll take beers on Saturday morning...

I'll have a fresh zima ready for you

[bennie]

However, I can play golf in December.....in shorts!

I have friends that play golf here in December...with an umbrella.

[OzJohnnie]

I'm seriously considering violating the terms of service and registering another user so I can post as a Tommie and get this thing going.

Any suggestions for names?

In honor of the old joke:  How does a Tommie like her eggs in the morning?  Unfertilized.

I recommend SleazyOverEasy

[OzJohnnie]

However, I can play golf in December.....in shorts!

I have friends that play golf here in December...with an umbrella.

And as you may have guessed, we too play golf in December.  Although we use clubs.

[MongolianWarrior]

Quoted from Frank Rickard about 20 times that day, "Damn, this Schmidt Light is smooooth."

Coming from a guy who hung out with Frank R at GAC and lived with him for over year while attending grad school, I can tell you that the only adult-beverage that I didn't hear him say was smooth was a $.99 Steel Reserve.  The man respects the drink.

Anyone planning on going to Auggie Tech for the GAC game?  I'll be there, probably watching people throw beer bottles at undercover cop cars. 

[Kilted Rat]

I'm seriously considering violating the terms of service and registering another user so I can post as a Tommie and get this thing going.

Any suggestions for names?

MsChokzondik  (say it aloud)
SertaBack    (the imprint on their back)
SundayMorning  (the song I'm easy, easy like...)
PenicillinCuredMe
VRDLPositive
DoubleWrapper


Benchwarmer    

[Kilted Rat]

Where is Kilted Rat? This is usually his week to shine, with all his Tommie jokes!

Ask and ye shall receive.

Here's a poem I wrote a few years back:



I've seen slutty girls, they love the salami's
But none quite as much as those prissy Tommie's

They walk and they strut like they're a fresh piece of meat
But beware gentlemen; there'll be crabs on your treat.

They wear their clothes from Abercrombie and Gap
Luring unsuspecting men into their infested trap

They'll hump you and ride you and leave you for dead
Then walk home in the morning to their never-used bed.

They may look great under the glow of good liquor
But see one in the morning, you'll never be sicker

I once hit a possum on the road with my car
It looked like a tommie girl the morning after the bar.

All mangled and nasty with colors galore
I guess that's how you dress when you are just a whore.

Tommie girls are a feisty group, in bed they will slap
And leave you a present, a fresh case of the clap.

I once had a buddy who got on one freshman night
They met at the pub, she looked more than all right

The next morning it became to him quite clear
A Tommie girl sans makeup looks a lot like a steer.

We razed him and laughed and had a lot of fun
Now SCSU girls are where he goes to git r done.

They may not be smart or even half-witted
But gosh darn those girls sure are big tit...

In short the lesson is clear to the smart and dumb
If you're going for a UST girl, wear a condom

[tmerton]

Speaking of golf in December and such - 80 degrees here today at 4:30pm - feels like the Homecoming game.

Oh, yeah - and no fires up north here - thankfully.  If some of those homes in Rancho Santa Fe go up - wow, some insurance companies are going to take serious hits.

[bennie]

Why do Tommies always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

What is eternity?
When four Tommies meet at a four way stop sign intersection.

What do you do if a Tommie throws a pin at you?
Run like heck-he's got a grenade in his mouth.

[Veek]

TDT - I missed not reading a "Top 10" article from you this week.  I thought for sure you would have a great "Top 10 reasons Tommies Suck" or something similar but that may not be the type of article they are looking for on that site.  Maybe you could post a top 10 here for us. 

Go Johnnies!!!

[TC]

TDT - I missed not reading a "Top 10" article from you this week.  I thought for sure you would have a great "Top 10 reasons Tommies Suck" or something similar but that may not be the type of article they are looking for on that site.  Maybe you could post a top 10 here for us. 

Go Johnnies!!!

Instead he decided to grace us with a "What I Love About St. Thomas" article. 

[sjusection105]

Tribute to Don Roney at JohnnieFootball.com

Enjoy Fellas!!!  Please don't shower me with Karma.  I'll take beers on Saturday morning...

TDT: With Dan the Man sporting a Gopher like record, will your super secret rumor from earlier this season come true? Meidt we be seeing a change at the top for UST Football?