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[57Johnnie]

What flavor Monkey Stomp^tm will the Johnnies put on the Tommies in 2007?

I posed the question to the Engineers on the LL Board what kind of Monkey Business it is when you beat a rival for the 10th straight year. I think DecaStomp might apply but they generally have the final say. 

[ritz72]

Just had a student in my office.  His shirt said, "I'm only here for the Blumpkin" with a picture of a toilet on it.

SO I Google "blumpkin", fight back a smile and laugh, and send the kid to change his shirt in the nurses office.

Nurse calls me and wants to know why I am making the kid change his shirt, I inform her what a "blumpkin" is.  Laughs around..

Call the kid's dad, and he informs me that he bought it for him in Mexico and didn't know what it meant.  I then informed dad what a "blumpkin" was, and he just starts busting a gut over the phone!  I can't help from cracking up as well. 

Nothing like suspending a kid from school, and ending up laughing about it with th parent on the phone!  Priceless!

[Mr.Shoes]

So what you're saying is that if I Google "blumpkin" at work, chances are any sites that define it will be blocked by the corporate internet nanny?

[Senor RedTackle]

What flavor Monkey Stomp^tm will the Johnnies put on the Tommies in 2007?

Thank you for recognizing the Liberty League trademark in Monkey Stomp. Anyway, RPI is 6-0 and hoping for to keep the win streak alive to win the Liberty League, make it to the NCAAs, and have a 2003-esque deep playoff run.

Anyway, glad to hear the Johnnies are doing well. For this kind of win streak that SJU is on against this opponent, RT would have to declare this  "Monkey Bukakke"

[ritz72]

So what you're saying is that if I Google "blumpkin" at work, chances are any sites that define it will be blocked by the corporate internet nanny?

That is correct.  I just had to explain my google query to our internet nanny a couple of minutes ago!

[tmerton]

Tommie females find success working with the police - and can even travel to foreign countries - see!

[tmerton]

Rumor has it that some Tommie students had been marketing a shirt that went way beyond even my usual lax standards of taste. 

Impossible.

[finsleft]

The things you learn in school, eh Ritz? Thanks for the vocabulary lesson. My google query led me to all sorts of interesting places.   Saw some more great t-shirts.  

['gro]

SRT, gro et. al.
Oh Supreme Arbiters of Simiandom
The Johnnies are about to wax the rival Tomcats for the tenth straight year. We need to know what that is called in the lexicon of Monkey Business? 
Please join us on the MIAC Board for Tommie Week. 

Gro would declare 10 straight wins a DecaStomp... the metric monkey Gods demand it. If by chance all 10 wins are by 21+ points, it would be a Perfect DecaStomp

['gro]

instead of googling unknown words, check to see if www.urbandictionary.com is work friendly then you can use that to find the answer to all your etymologistic¹ queries.

1. yeah, I had to look that word up... but damn I sound smart.

[Redtooth]

I think it is a known fact here on the board that the Tommies Suck, more so in football than anything else  However, I just ran across the following on the StarTrib site that may be a sign of things to come on Summit Ave............

The University of St. Thomas will announce today that it has received a $60 million gift, but it is keeping the donors identity a secret.
School officials will introduce the benefactors when they hold a news conference at 3:30 p.m. on campus to talk about the gift and discuss the progress of the current fundraising campaign, said Jim Winterer, a university spokesman.

Sounds like you may see UST go buy out Nick Saban's contract at Alabama and name him the new HC.........nah...$60 million would not be enough to take that dog job

[sju56321]

Blumpkin-yea, ok. Is that going on a USTD T-Shirt??

[Knightstalker]

Tommie females find success working with the police - and can even travel to foreign countries - see!

+K all around the page for that one.

[finsleft]

And the Tommie Honchos are supposed to be voting tomorrow on whether to establish a medical school. Supposedly not related to the gift announced today.

A couple more reasons to kick their asses on Saturday...

[sju56321]

Oh-just think-once Kilted is done with his assignment from the armed services, he could teach at the new med school. That would be something.