FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Mr.Shoes]

SRT, gro et. al.
Oh Supreme Arbiters of Simiandom
The Johnnies are about to wax the rival Tomcats for the tenth straight year. We need to know what that is called in the lexicon of Monkey Business? 
Please join us on the MIAC Board for Tommie Week. 

Gro would declare 10 straight wins a DecaStomp... the metric monkey Gods demand it. If by chance all 10 wins are by 21+ points, it would be a Perfect DecaStomp

Unfortunately, there's no Perfect DecaStomp. Which is too bad. I had to go look up the scores, though.

1998: 31-13 = +18
1999: 34-18 = +16
2000: 17-0 = +17
2001: 27-21 = +6
2002: 48-28 = +20
2003: 15-12 = +3
2004: 21-0 = +21 Stompout!
2005: 48-14 = +34 Monkey Stomp!
2006: 27-7 = +20
2007:

Average: +17.222
Not too shabby.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Ritzy that could be the funniest thing I've ever read.  TDT woulda had a case of Hamm's for you if that little soap opera was on camera.  For the record, I had no idea what a blumpkin was either.  Kids these days, getting smarter and sneakier...

[Pat Coleman]

Gro would declare 10 straight wins a DecaStomp... the metric monkey Gods demand it. If by chance all 10 wins are by 21+ points, it would be a Perfect DecaStomp

Will be a while before SJU can claim that on UST but I bet Mount Union has several active Perfect DecaStomps.

[DuffMan]

I got a little inside info from a Tommie intern we had this summer.  Click on it to see it bigger.  Pretty lame, if you ask me.

[DutchFan2004]

Oh-just think-once Kilted is done with his assignment from the armed services, he could teach at the new med school. That would be something.

KR would have to comment on this but if my understanding is correct a Dr has to take more courses to teach medicine than just to practice it.  But that would be a funny site.  I don't know how this week would go.  KR collecting a paycheck from the Tommies and slamming them at the same time.

[miacwatchmen]

So what you're saying is that if I Google "blumpkin" at work, chances are any sites that define it will be blocked by the corporate internet nanny?

I would say there is very little chance of you finding out what a Blumpkin is , from work, on the internet.

[ritz72]

God, after that last hour, my flippin  cheeks are hurting.  One of my secretaries is still laughing!

I might have to order one for the Bethel game!! 

What are people's plans for Saturday night after the Bethel game?  I am thinking of hanging out in the metro that night... ANYONE?

[tmerton]

instead of googling unknown words, check to see if www.urbandictionary.com is work friendly then you can use that to find the answer to all your etymologistic¹ queries.

1. yeah, I had to look that word up... but damn I sound smart.

Good thinking - and good link with lots of 'fun' definitions.  Here's one on the front page:

Premature evacuation - Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.

[ritz72]

I got a little inside info from a Tommie intern we had this summer.  Click on it to see it bigger.  Pretty lame, if you ask me.

Gotta laugh...that's a pretty good shirt!

[Touchdown Tommy]

Ritzy probably the funniest part of your little disciplinary ordeal today is that the kid is now a Champ in the Principal's eyes.  You'll never be able to look at him with a straight face again.

Sounds to me like the students are gonna have to get creative to get inside with the t-shirts this year.  I'll have to laugh if the school has Rent-a-Cops by the entrances telling people to change clothes.  Isn't what is appropriate completely objective?  Also, won't it be too cold for t-shirts?  TDT is anticipating wearing his long underwear and sipping a hot cocoa with liqueur, Jagermeister, schnapps, etc.

FYI: I believe my old buddy Kilted Rat had a few Premature Evacuations with some suspect Bennies before he met MrsKR.  Specifically a girl with the initials SBJ comes to mind...  8) 8) 8)

[sju56321]

Hey TDT-it Minnesota, 44 degrees is t-shirt weather, not like Florida where below 65 and they wear parkas.

[ritz72]

Hey TDT-it Minnesota, 44 degrees is t-shirt weather, not like Florida where below 65 and they wear parkas.

All the Tommies will have sweaters on then tie them around their waists!

[Mr.Shoes]

OK, I'm super bored at work right now and did a little research on the DecaStomps. SJU has no current ones, but due to insufficient data, may have had one come to an end against Carleton last season and against Macalester when they dropped out of the MIAC. Augsburg can turn DecaStomp next season while Hamline will take two more. Here's a grid:


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[DuffMan]

SJU has no current ones, but due to insufficient data, may have had one come to an end against Carleton last season ...

1992 70-7 SJU
1993 62-14 SJU
1994 63-20 SJU
1995 35-14 SJU
1996 64-7 SJU

Looks like a Perfect DecaStomp to me.

[shakenbake35]

Shoes- I wish I could give you some karma for that!  I am in full support of getting paid to do PP homework, and to color code it too that almost makes the 3-peat Stomping of my Gusties less painful.

Actually it doesn't help the pain but that is impressive