FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

Started by admin, August 16, 2005, 05:19:08 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 10 Guests are viewing this topic.

TC

Quote from: johnnie_esq on October 24, 2007, 08:48:33 PM
Quaere whether they need more improvements to the athletic facilities at UST.

Well, ON the football field would be a good start.
St. John's Football: Ordinary people doing ordinary things extraordinarily well.

WWW.JOHNNIEFOOTBALL.COM

sjusection105

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on October 24, 2007, 09:09:07 PM
Quote from: johnnie_esq on October 24, 2007, 08:48:33 PM
By the way, congrats to UST for receiving the $60 million dollar donation, and congrats to Lee and Penny Anderson for donating it.  Neither Lee nor Penny are alumni of UST...

What I found interesting is this line:

The gift by Lee and Penny Anderson will be used for a new student center and improvements to athletic and recreational facilities.



Quaere whether they need more improvements to the athletic facilities at UST.

It's a small world Esq.  He lives over on the beach here in town.  Run into him downtown quite a bit actually.  Strange to give 60 large to the Toms...

Why would it be strange to gift 60 large to an institution that you sit on the board of trustees for? Did you read the partial list of businesses he owns? There are other people on the board at UST who are also related to the construction business in the Twin Cities. I would also venture to guess that his companies have hired many Tommies over the years.
As of now they're on DOUBLE SECRET Probation!

'gro

Glad to see that decastomp has been accepted and put in use.  For the record, RPI has only one active decastomp against Worcester Polytech from 97-06... 19.3 point margin of victory but only 4 stomps.

Buckman

T-shirt rumor for tonight straight from my inside sources at the bowling alley...

The Tommies are having shirts made up that are completely black and only have a picture of Craig Luberts on the front and nothing on the back.

The Johnnies are countering with complete black shirts that have nothing on the front but the back reads "Your Sister's Next".


finsleft

#29914
Quote from: Buckman on October 24, 2007, 09:57:15 PM
T-shirt rumor for tonight straight from my inside sources at the bowling alley...

The Tommies are having shirts made up that are completely black and only have a picture of Craig Luberts on the front and nothing on the back.

The Johnnies are countering with complete black shirts that have nothing on the front but the back reads "Your Sister's Next".
I told you so...except I heard that is the front and back of the same shirt. I hope to God we're both wrong.  :P :P :P

Quote from: finsleft on October 24, 2007, 01:10:59 PM
Rumor has it that some Tommie students had been marketing a shirt that went way beyond even my usual lax standards of taste.  :-[



Mr.Shoes

Nice day, huh?

Check it out --> johnniefootball.com

Kilted Rat

Well, it's Thursday morning here on the east coast, so without further delay, I present Today's Tommie Jokes:



How many virgins go to UST?
48 and they all play football

What do you call a UST alum with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant

What's the first thing a Tommie girl does in the morning?
She walks home

What did the Tommie get on his ACT?
Drool

How many UST Freshman does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, that's a senior course

UST has announced that they will now be known as the Possums... they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

How do you get to UST from SJU?
East until you smell it, south until you step in it.

What's the difference between a UST fan and a carp?
One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish

Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?
At UST, that's the last place anyone would expect to find a football player

Why do UST grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
So they can park in handicap spaces.

What do you call a good looking girl on UST's campus?
A visitor

Did you hear about the tragic fire at the UST library where they lost over 500 books?
The real sad part is half of them hadn't even been colored in yet!

What do you get when you cross a UST student and a pig?
Nothing, there are some things a pig just won't do.

Why do the women at UST wear high heels?
To keep their knuckles from dragging on the ground.

Did you hear UST is looking into getting artificial turf?
They're tired of the cheerleaders eating all the grass.

Did you hear UST's Coach Rooney is only going to dress 22 players next week?
The rest will have to dress themselves

How do you get a Tommie girl in your room?
Grease her hips and push like hell


What's the first thing a Tommie girl does in the morning?
She walks home.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Tommie girl?
a.  Pizza still looks good in the morning.
b.  Pizza still looks like pizza in the morning.

What's the difference between a Tommie girl and a VW Beetle?
Only 4 Johnnies can be in a VW at one time.

What's the difference between a Tommie girl and a horse?
a.  Most Johnnies have never ridden a horse.
b.  It takes skill to ride a horse
c.  Not everyone can ride a horse
d. Horses are selective about who rides them.





And most importantly:
TOMMIES SUCK!!!*




*although I still am willing to receive any gifts of money or beer from any UST Students, alums, or rich a$$ benefactors.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

frankrickard

Heaven isn't too far away,
Closer to it every day

BDB

So, I've been gone from work most of the last 2 days moving.  :P

I show up this morning and there is a Johnnie Football.com business card on my desk.

Written on it is "BDB, See you Saturday. D."  ???

DustySJU I am thinking.

Developing..... 8)

bcflyguy1

Quote from: Retired Old Rat on October 24, 2007, 11:41:59 AM
Quote from: Carl Spackler on October 24, 2007, 08:25:29 AM
Ritz and Kilted-

Well played gentlemen, well played.

We interrupt the regularly scheduled program to congratulate Brandon Carr for being named the MIAC Defensive Player of the Week.  Two picks, a critical pass break-up, and 6 total tackles with one for loss as the Royals won yet another "Meidter Bowl."

We now return you to Johnnies-Tommies week!  Cheers! 

Carl, were you able to make it to this event?

R O R-
That's awesome, the picture caption possibilities are endless there.  It looks like W just asked the Lama (flowing robes, striking) if he can really grant people total consciousness.  With '08 coming up, W's thinking "so I've got that going for me...which is nice."

Enjoy hanging at least half-a-hundred on the Tommies this weekend.  If I was home I'd probably be going to the Bethel/Hamline game this weekend, but it's been way too long since I had a "World's Greatest Burger." Cheers to all and enjoy another great weekend of football. 

DustySJU

Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on October 25, 2007, 07:45:25 AM
So, I've been gone from work most of the last 2 days moving.  :P

I show up this morning and there is a Johnnie Football.com business card on my desk.

Written on it is "BDB, See you Saturday. D."  ???

DustySJU I am thinking.

Developing..... 8)

"You need a break today!"

;D
The Official Fan Site For St. John's Football - Underground!  www.JohnnieFootball.com

stanbob

BDB, all finished after just two days?  Great job there, now for the burning question, when is the house warming party?
Everyday is payday in paradise.

BDB

Quote from: stanbob on October 25, 2007, 09:50:28 AM
BDB, all finished after just two days?  Great job there, now for the burning question, when is the house warming party?

I wish. Got all out of the cabin yesterday so I'm down from 3 places in play to 2.  :P

Taking off shortly to go back to work on the home we are moving from.

Moving guys are done, but lots of crap left over.   :(

finsleft

BDB-
Are you moving all this stuff by pontoon?