FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[finsleft]

Actually, a local off-sale recently had something called Northern Lager at only $9.99 a 24-pk. Good for when you feel guilty indulging yourself with the richness that is Hamm's. Also, it comes from a brewery in Cold Spring, MN, wherever that is [/color]

Corn- That brewery in Cold Spring has some quality brews, most notably Olde Johnnie Ale. Northern Lager is NOT one of them. Set the case down gently and back away. Don't worry about your ten bucks- you'll thank me later.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Touchdown T has touched down in the MSP.  Lock up the women.  Looks like a great day of posting.  I hope our new buddy "Tommi" hangs around. 

Top Ten should hit JF.com in about an hour...

Check that, the site is down (Shoes WTF??) and I can't access our seakrit forums either.  Send me an email Shoes.  Been a long day, I may put it up tomorrow so as to satisfy Veek's insatiable appetite for my Award Winning content...

[stanbob]

I can't decide if tommi is ROR, TDT, or Fins. So far I'm leaning towards Fins.

And here I almost jumped to the conclusion that a tommette was actually capable of rational thought, it must be colder here than I had thought.

[stanbob]

One to get you closer TDT 

[frankrickard]

Actually, a local off-sale recently had something called Northern Lager at only $9.99 a 24-pk. Good for when you feel guilty indulging yourself with the richness that is Hamm's. Also, it comes from a brewery in Cold Spring, MN, wherever that is [/color]

Corn- That brewery in Cold Spring has some quality brews, most notably Olde Johnnie Ale. Northern Lager is NOT one of them. Set the case down gently and back away. Don't worry about your ten bucks- you'll thank me later.

Gluek Ice is fantastic.  I highly recommend avoiding Hackstein Light at all costs...it's not worth the 6.97 I paid for it.

[Touchdown Tommy]

One to get you closer TDT 

Thanks Bob, the question remains:

Will TDT hit the magical -1000K before the big brouhaha with the hated Tommies on Saturday???

Veek, Johnnie Red, Fins, etc: What can we bring on Saturday?  I've been highly encouraged by DustySJU to cook up something from scratch...

[familyguyfaneightyfour]

so how about those red sox? 

[Pat Coleman]

One to get you closer TDT 

Will TDT hit the magical -1000K before the big brouhaha with the hated Tommies on Saturday???

And what will the software do when he gets there?

[stanbob]

One to get you closer TDT 

Will TDT hit the magical -1000K before the big brouhaha with the hated Tommies on Saturday???

And what will the software do when he gets there?

My money is on TDT, damn the software

[finsleft]

One to get you closer TDT 

Will TDT hit the magical -1000K before the big brouhaha with the hated Tommies on Saturday???

And what will the software do when he gets there?

I hope the same as it did for me when I crossed the +k threshold. The Late Night Girls appeared in my living room with a meat and cheese platter and I'm still finding confetti everywhere.

Famguy- Sox sux. Manny really needs a haircut. And what's with him tossing off hishelmet when he runs the bases? Does he want to make sure we all see his cool do-rag?

TDT- welcome home. "Scratch" means you scratch your ass while you stop at the market and pick up some chips and salsa, peanuts and jerky. And some biscuits and gravy.

[TC]

Veek, Johnnie Red, Fins, etc: What can we bring on Saturday?  I've been highly encouraged by DustySJU to cook up something from scratch...

How's about some homemade penicillin for the UST fans making the trip up?

[Touchdown Tommy]

No Finsleft I will not be coming to Collegeville this weekend dressed like this guy...

[sjusection105]

No Finsleft I will not be coming to Collegeville this weekend dressed like this guy...

That is even creepy by your standards
Welcome home, here's your -K to get you started for the weekend.
Don't let your mom sober you up until she drives you to the airport
I'll talk to you Saturday!

[Kilted Rat]

What's a Tommie girl's favorite w(h)ine?
But Daddy, you said I'd get a new beamer this year.

What's a Tommie girl's mating call?
"Oh my God, I'm soooo drunk."

What did the doc say when the Tommie girl asked how long her post-surgery recovery would occur?
Don't worry, you'll be back on your back in no time.

Why do Tommie girls wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm.

Why do Tommie girls like cars with tilt steering?
More head room.

Why do Tommie Girls like cars with sunroofs?
More leg room.

What does a Tommie girl's legs have in common with George Bush and Hillary Clinton?
They're never seen together.

What did the Tommie girl give her boyfriend on their 1 year anniversary?
Crabs.

What's the quickest way for a Tommie Girl to lose 10 lbs?
Hose off her make-up.

What's the difference between a Tommie girl and an Elephant?
40 lbs.
How do you equalize the 2?
Feed the elephant.

What's the difference between the Titanic and a Tommie Girl?
The Titanic only went down once.

What's the difference between a Tommie Girl and a toilet?
After you use a toilet, it doesn't follow you around for 3 days.

How many Tommie girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
1, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What's the difference between a Tommie girl and a bowling ball?
You can't fit a Tommie girl inside a bowling ball.

What does a Tommie girl put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?
Her ankles. 

What's the difference between UST and a Circus?
A circus is a cunning array of stunts.

[DuffMan]

Gluek Ice is fantastic. 

AMEN!  Best $9 I ever spent.