FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[finsleft]

I remember when we had to dig our holes in the ice with a hand auger.

I still do it that way.

As Johnnie Red will tell you, those motorized jobbies are just for giving rides on.

[OzJohnnie]

I happened to have the TV on to E! last evening and they interrupted Dr. 90210 with a breaking news update to report that Brittney's sister was pregnant, and we should go to E! online for more updates.  I then cried a little bit because our society had so much vested interest in knowing immediately that Brittney's sister was impregnated, and further scaring the living bejeezus out of a 16-year old girl who is already afflicted with having Brittney as her role-model older sister.

Then I wondered if they were in the bedroom videotaping the conception.

Any hot strippers getting new boobies while you happened to have it on Dr. 90210?

[johnnie_esq]

I happened to have the TV on to E! last evening and they interrupted Dr. 90210 with a breaking news update to report that Brittney's sister was pregnant, and we should go to E! online for more updates.  I then cried a little bit because our society had so much vested interest in knowing immediately that Brittney's sister was impregnated, and further scaring the living bejeezus out of a 16-year old girl who is already afflicted with having Brittney as her role-model older sister.

Then I wondered if they were in the bedroom videotaping the conception.

Any hot strippers getting new boobies while you happened to have it on Dr. 90210?

I was waiting to turn it to hockey (the HS game at 7:30), but until that time, there were a few attractive women getting "upgraded".  I was actually taken by one who was in for a nose job who really didn't need one, which kept me intrigued when the all-important newsbreak hit.  Then I turned the channel and swore never to watch E! again. 

[TC]

So, Britney has her kids taken away, now her 16 year old sister is knocked up, and their mom is writing a parenting book? 

I read the article on britney spear's sister on CNN.com.  She was quoted as saying "My boyfriend and I were shocked!  Just shocked!"

I would be pretty shocked too if I was 16 and going to be a dad!  Yikes.

Way to go Vikings on getting 7 probowl selections!  I can't believe the NFC south didn't have anyone elected to the probowl.  The division includes  Atlanta, New Orleans, Carolina, and Tampa Bay.  TB is 9-5+division winner=0 picks.   MN+2nd in division=7 picks.  A little lopsided, but I do understand that the vikes have the best rushing game in the NFL and that led to 4 of 7 picks.

I happened to have the TV on to E! last evening and they interrupted Dr. 90210 with a breaking news update to report that Brittney's sister was pregnant, and we should go to E! online for more updates.  I then cried a little bit because our society had so much vested interest in knowing immediately that Brittney's sister was impregnated, and further scaring the living bejeezus out of a 16-year old girl who is already afflicted with having Brittney as her role-model older sister.

Then I wondered if they were in the bedroom videotaping the conception.

Wow, there are so many jokes to be made here. 

[tmerton]

That sucker sure didn't want to let go.

Would you? 


Edit: Wow - seeing as how this was #2000 (didn't notice at the time), a round of +k for the house, beertender!

[sjusection105]

BTW the Jamie lyn's boyfriend is 19!!!!  isn's that rape??

Depends on what state they live in.

I'm pretty sure that in Louisiana  if the boyfriend is a first cousin it's not rape even up to 30 years of age, but if a 31 year old male first cousin knocks up his 16 year old girlfriend/first cousin then that boy is gettin' an a$$ whoopin'  and is not invited to the double-wide for the holidays

[Rugman]

So, Britney has her kids taken away, now her 16 year old sister is knocked up, and their mom is writing a parenting book? 

I read the article on britney spear's sister on CNN.com.  She was quoted as saying "My boyfriend and I were shocked!  Just shocked!"

I would be pretty shocked too if I was 16 and going to be a dad!  Yikes.

Way to go Vikings on getting 7 probowl selections!  I can't believe the NFC south didn't have anyone elected to the probowl.  The division includes  Atlanta, New Orleans, Carolina, and Tampa Bay.  TB is 9-5+division winner=0 picks.   MN+2nd in division=7 picks.  A little lopsided, but I do understand that the vikes have the best rushing game in the NFL and that led to 4 of 7 picks.

I happened to have the TV on to E! last evening and they interrupted Dr. 90210 with a breaking news update to report that Brittney's sister was pregnant, and we should go to E! online for more updates.  I then cried a little bit because our society had so much vested interest in knowing immediately that Brittney's sister was impregnated, and further scaring the living bejeezus out of a 16-year old girl who is already afflicted with having Brittney as her role-model older sister.

Then I wondered if they were in the bedroom videotaping the conception.

Wow, there are so many jokes to be made here. 

Was watching MSNBC this morning and the trailer on the bottom of the screen said that her "long time" boyfriend was the father.  

[repete]

A special thank you to the johhniefootball.com crew for all the great stuff this year ...

[johnnie_esq]

As a special thank you to the johhniefootball.com crew for all the great stuff this year ...

Frickin hilarious! +k well deserved!

[Klopenhiemer]

That fish was harpooned by the guy in the photo. Don't have an extra long spear as it tends to be unwieldy with the roof of the house, but my dad taught me the benefits of keeping 2 spears in the house.
The 34.5 inch fish that I got this year, as I turned to toss it out the door, it bit the leg of my folding chair and wouldn't let go. I'm jerking, kicking and laughing my ass off, all at the same time. That sucker sure didn't want to let go.

+k fins.  i laughed out loud thinking about that fish holding onto the leg of your chair.  i can just see the door flying open and the motion of trying to throw it out.  what a hoot. 

[retagent]

esq, I hope you didn't miss the STA/CDH hockey game. It was a pretty good one.

We're probably going to have to put up with the WIAC ers, whining about how the Packers only got four Pro Bowl selections, and the Vikings got 7. They get no respect, you know.

[stanbob]

esq, I hope you didn't miss the STA/CDH hockey game. It was a pretty good one.

We're probably going to have to put up with the WIAC ers, whining about how the Packers only got four Pro Bowl selections, and the Vikings got 7. They get no respect, you know.

Just wait until the Pack is starting donald driver at QB.   

[snoop dawg]

So guys.....I like to fish as much as anyone but do you really sit in those huts in sub zero temperatures and fish?  I thought it was just a joke in the movie," Grumpy Old Men".

On second thought, Im sure the wives dont join you, the beer stays really cold, the shed keeps the wind off you and I bet that the sensual massage girls even make house visits to those things.   Wow, I just picked up a new hobby!

To my new friends......Merry Christmas from the left coast. 

TC as you say.....developing.

[OzJohnnie]

So I'm having drinks in St Kilda, a trendy beach side community here in Melbourne, with a couple workmates and we encounter this (click here to enlarge):



And one guy with me kept saying, "Do you think that other bloke knows that sheila's a dude?"

[sjusection105]

So I'm having drinks in St Kilda, a trendy beach side community here in Melbourne, with a couple workmates and we encounter this (click here to enlarge):



And one guy with me kept saying, "Do you think that other bloke knows that sheila's a dude?"

Steven Tyler said it best when he sang- "dude looks like a lady"   

Oz, how many pints did that bloke toss back, or do you think he was into "SheMales"?