FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Kilted Rat]

The news guy just told me what website to go to if I need help finding my caucus!

I sure hope no one needs to be told where there caucus is especially if they're of voting age!

[finsleft]

If this was CHicago, you'd see to it that your cousin would win. Don't make me send your uncle after you.

[stoutguy]

A young bull was standing on a hill looking over some cows below.  He replied to the old bull standing next to him, "Let's run down and screw one of those cows" to which the old bull said, "let's walk down and screw them all".

Thats the first time I heard a "Caucus"

[Knightstalker]

New Contest: Best use of Caucus in the sentence! Winner gets +k from me as soon as I can +k you again!

It's 2008 and we have an election
To the choices I'd give my total rejection
Politicians in general do not have a brain
For example I give you that fool John McCain
Huckabee acts devout, a winning technique
Just what we need, a slick Jesus freak
In my post box I received a Rudy G mailer
That guy's had more marriages than Elizabeth Taylor
Hillary Clinton does well with the press
Except one should ask about that stain on her dress
John Edwards is prissy and a little bit square
Not even Katrina could mess up his hair
Barack went to Oxy, so for us there is hope
I'm putting my trust in a guy who smokes dope
On New Year's I partied to the Roman god Bacchus
In advance of exhilarating Iowa caucus
The party I went to was rowdy and raucous
Not an irrelevant bore like an Iowa caucus
I feel duty bound to go cast my vote
But I woke up today with a stinging sore throat
So I'm stuck in my bed with bad streptococcus
And I can't leave to go to my Iowa caucus

OxyBob

Fantastic poem!

Great work also by Fins, BDB, Retagent, TC, and Flash! Everyone wins +k because I'm taking the Chicago route and voting multiple times, once for everyone!

That is also how they vote in Bayonne, Jersey City, Hoboken and Se Caucus!

[Redtooth]

What is Brittney and Paris' favorite pickup line?

What don't you Caucus!!!!!!

[OzJohnnie]

There once was a girl who caused quite a fuss
Her Lolita presence sent a shiver through us
We'd hide all alone
Darkly twiddling a bone
Hoping Britney would ask us to Caucus

[snoop dawg]

I keep getting emails saying that my caucus is too small,
They are trying to tell me, I can't even ball,
But I'll show them a thing or three,
when I pull it out and it's as big as a tree.

No more caucus emails is my new Years wish,
Oh no, now they are on my satellite dish!

[OzJohnnie]

I will be taking pictures of my caucus, if you would like to see them, please PM me for more details!

I don't necessarily want to see pictures, but I wouldn't mind if you post a review here.

Did they serve cookies or pastries?  Was the coffee percolated or instant (or, gasp, French press?  Democrat!)?  How big and slippery did the puddles get from the snow tracked in on people's Sorel Pacs?

[DustySJU]

Major props to PC & D3 Football on reaching 25M. Before D3, my only reconnect to D3 (especially Johnnie) Football was the scores in the Sunday newspaper and an occasional Newsletter. I would never met any of the posters who I hope are all my friends

Count me as one, 57. 

Speaking of outdoor hockey, son of BDB's hockey squad practiced on outdoor ice last night. It was -12 at the time.

The kids stayed warm. I froze. 

Daughters of DustySJU, Father of DustySJU as well as DustySJU himself also participated in their first outdoor practice last night "shinny" style.....all stayed sweaty warm and tirsty!   

Developing.....

[Kilted Rat]

I will be taking pictures of my caucus, if you would like to see them, please PM me for more details!

I don't necessarily want to see pictures, but I wouldn't mind if you post a review here.

Did they serve cookies or pastries?  Was the coffee percolated or instant (or, gasp, French press?  Democrat!)?  How big and slippery did the puddles get from the snow tracked in on people's Sorel Pacs?

OK, fine, no pics of my caucus.

No cookies or pastries or even cookies. What a load of poo!
Plenty of snow tracked in causing multiple puddles.



Being that I live in a pretty poor area, it was no surprise my precinct had several hundred caucusers (sp?) for the democrats and 69 for the republican side.
The republican side went as follows:
Paul: 21 loud people
Romney: 17
Huckabee: 14
McCain: 6
Thompson: 5
and the rest were split amongst the remainders.


Went and listened to Ron Paul talk at my school today. I went in thinking he was a bit off and left knowing he was more than a bit off. First medical doctor I've ever heard say he wants to make immunizations optional.

Also has some very interesting ideas on world commerce as well as income taxes. The crowd was about 65% his supporters who were loud and rather annoying, 20% school staff, 10% media, and about 5% were actual med students. The only ones cheering his ideas were his supporters which included an approx. 280lb guy in a tight white t-shirt with pit stains wearing a Ron Paul tarp as if it were an undersized Superman cape.

If he had any real chance of being elected this would be a scary scary world.

[OzJohnnie]

Ha!  I wouldn't mind a couple snaps of the Paulbots, though.  Did you snap one of the gelatinous superman?

And who organized precinct and didn't even bring cookies?  And all this press about Iowa nice at that.

[Klopenhiemer]

Early christmas morning i heard a ruckus and it was rudolph playing with his caucus. 

[snoop dawg]

Here is a caucus of terrorists we should all be aware of.  Maybe you know one of these guys.


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1p98_robert-de-niro_fun

[Klopenhiemer]

I will be taking pictures of my caucus, if you would like to see them, please PM me for more details!

I don't necessarily want to see pictures, but I wouldn't mind if you post a review here.

Did they serve cookies or pastries?  Was the coffee percolated or instant (or, gasp, French press?  Democrat!)?  How big and slippery did the puddles get from the snow tracked in on people's Sorel Pacs?

OK, fine, no pics of my caucus.

No cookies or pastries or even cookies. What a load of poo!
Plenty of snow tracked in causing multiple puddles.



Being that I live in a pretty poor area, it was no surprise my precinct had several hundred caucusers (sp?) for the democrats and 69 for the republican side.
The republican side went as follows:
Paul: 21 loud people
Romney: 17
Huckabee: 14
McCain: 6
Thompson: 5
and the rest were split amongst the remainders.


Went and listened to Ron Paul talk at my school today. I went in thinking he was a bit off and left knowing he was more than a bit off. First medical doctor I've ever heard say he wants to make immunizations optional.

Also has some very interesting ideas on world commerce as well as income taxes. The crowd was about 65% his supporters who were loud and rather annoying, 20% school staff, 10% media, and about 5% were actual med students. The only ones cheering his ideas were his supporters which included an approx. 280lb guy in a tight white t-shirt with pit stains wearing a Ron Paul tarp as if it were an undersized Superman cape.

If he had any real chance of being elected this would be a scary scary world.

KR...Grew up in Des Moines myself, and I can picture exactally what you are saying.  That guy wearing the super man cape Im sure was a real sweetheart.  Loud an obnoxious was the school at say University and 6th Ave? 

[retagent]

KR - Thanks for reinforceing my outlook on DR Paul. It's amazing hearing all the Paulists, Paulites, Paulies, whatever tell us that there is this great groundswell, and the pollsters are missing it beacause none of them have land lines, only cell phones yada, yada, yada. He's not all wrong, but where he is wrong, he's scary wrong.

BDB - I have fond memories of playing outdoor hockey, and having to scrape frozen perspiration off my moustache, head hair etc. Great experience.