FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[OzJohnnie]

So I'm driving back home today from the airport after my trip this week to Korea and I accidentally tap the bumper of a truck in front of me at a stop light.  I'm a little nervous; road rage and all.  This guy climbs out of the vehicle and I see that he's a dwarf.  The man walks back to my car and raps at the window.  I roll it down and he yells at me, "I'm not happy!"  So I ask him, "Which one are you?"


Am I going to hell for that one?

[sjusection105]

I roll it down and he yells at me, "I'm not happy!"  So I ask him, "Which one are you?"

Logical wisdom says he was "Grumpy" 

[57Johnnie]

I roll it down and he yells at me, "I'm not happy!"  So I ask him, "Which one are you?"

Logical wisdom says he was "Grumpy" 

aka 'The Phantom Smiter' 

[Johnnie Red]

For all you town team baseball fans out there - www.stateamateurbaseball08.com

Don't forget the BockFest on Saturday, February 2 in New Ulm at the Schell's Brewery. Duffman will be present, as will I.

And then there is the International EelPout Festival the weekend of February 15 and 16 in Walker on Leech Lake. There will be a Pout Kick off Party at McGuire's Inn on Woman Lake in Longville at 9:00 p.m. on Thursday, February 14. Friday night on the 15th there will be a Pout Party at the Anchorage close to Longville. Breakfast at the Longville muni Saturday, February 16. Leave the muni at 11:30 a.m. and head to Leech Lake for a bbq and party on Leech Lake hosted by Shamrock Lodge and Club Kego. You are welcome to join us.

[janesvilleflash]

This sucks.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22721065/

[bennie]

BDB,
Have Jr watch this clip and tell him to replicate it in his next game!
Nash has skills! 8)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VKrdFg3Jtf4

[BDB]

BDB,
Have Jr watch this clip and tell him to replicate it in his next game!
Nash has skills! 8)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VKrdFg3Jtf4

That was solid bennie. Son of BDB is a lefty as well. 

Will be spending the weekend at a tournament in Chippewa Falls, putting the monkey stomp on several regional squads.

57, I'll say hi to all your old friends there.  8)

[57Johnnie]

BDB,
Have Jr watch this clip and tell him to replicate it in his next game!
Nash has skills! 8)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VKrdFg3Jtf4

That was solid bennie. Son of BDB is a lefty as well. 

Will be spending the weekend at a tournament in Chippewa Falls, putting the monkey stomp on several regional squads.

57, I'll say hi to all your old friends there.  8)

BDB,
You will find them all at 'Leinie Lodge'  When you get there, have a Big Butt Doppelbock for me.
+k all around for that  -- oops - when I can again for some of you

[Mr. Ypsi]

I'm intensely disappointed - an entire week of Beaver jokes, and not a single Buena Vista reference?!   (Not to mention a certain Gagliardi winner.)

[Kira & Jaxon's Dad]

We need MORE BEAVER JOKES!!

[Gray Fox]

We need MORE BEAVER JOKES!!

Forget the jokes.

[Kilted Rat]

Beaver walks into a bar and says "Is the bar tender here?"


3 beavers are walking down the street. 2 walked into a bar, the other one ducked.


Platypus (kind of beaver-like) is drinking at a bar pounding Hamm's and shots. The bartender gets a bit concerned and asks the platypus "You got cash for all that booze you drank?" Platypus replies, "No, just put it on my bill."

[Kira & Jaxon's Dad]

Beaver walks into a bar and says "Is the bar tender here?"


3 beavers are walking down the street. 2 walked into a bar, the other one ducked.


Platypus (kind of beaver-like) is drinking at a bar pounding Hamm's and shots. The bartender gets a bit concerned and asks the platypus "You got cash for all that booze you drank?" Platypus replies, "No, just put it on my bill."

Booo! 

[Kira & Jaxon's Dad]

We need MORE BEAVER JOKES!!

Chasing beaver...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5IlxYlcmYU&feature=related

Musical beaver...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CetPq_pkHc

OxyBob

Have to watch these at home, YouTube blocked at school.

[Buckman]

A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Texas and goes to a big "everything
under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says,
"Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman
back in Wisconsin " Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job.
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the
store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought
something from you today? The kid says, "One". The boss says, "Just one?
Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale
for?" The k id says, "$101, 237.65".
The boss says, "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says,
"First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook.
Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast,
so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat
department and I sold him a Twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he
didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the
automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition." The boss said,
"A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a
TRUCK?" The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his
wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'"