FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[BDB]

Beaver walks into a bar and says "Is the bar tender here?"


3 beavers are walking down the street. 2 walked into a bar, the other one ducked.


Platypus (kind of beaver-like) is drinking at a bar pounding Hamm's and shots. The bartender gets a bit concerned and asks the platypus "You got cash for all that booze you drank?" Platypus replies, "No, just put it on my bill."

OK, joke #1  I still don't get. 

#2 took me awhile. Duh. 

#3 is so stupid it's funny. 

Yours was solid Buck!

[Buckman]

BDB, do you like your steak tender?  Now relate that to what a beaver would typically chew on. 

[BDB]

BDB, do you like your steak tender?  Now relate that to what a beaver would typically chew on. 

Got it Buckman. Thanks. 

That one's worse than the other two jokes.  

[finsleft]

Justin Morneau will get $7.4 million dollars to play next year..

Chew on that!

[Kilted Rat]

Let this be a lesson to you boys, when you ask for beaver (jokes) without specifically asking for high quality beaver (jokes) sometimes you end up getting rank, bad beaver (jokes)!  

[BDB]

Let this be a lesson to you boys, when you ask for beaver (jokes) without specifically asking for high quality beaver (jokes) sometimes you end up getting rank, bad beaver (jokes)!  

It's a lesson learned KR. 

fins will have to let us know what the subject of our tomfoolery will be next week.

[tmerton]

Let this be a lesson to you boys, when you ask for beaver (jokes) without specifically asking for high quality beaver (jokes) sometimes you end up getting rank, bad beaver (jokes)!  

What I miss are your stories about your daily encounters with the sick and the weird (and no,  I'm not asking for stories about when you roomed with TDT).

[tmerton]

fins will have to let us know what the subject of our tomfoolery will be next week.

Well, I declare next week to be Cowboys week. 

And not just any cowboys - dem Cowboys!  (With fans like that, no wonder they lost!)

Edit: BDB can focus on Jessica Simpson.

Further edit - Since I posted this YouTube has made this a "private video" - I'm not sure WTF that is or how that works but it messes things up.   It's a damn funny video.

If anyone has a YouTube account you can apparently log in.  And if anyone knows WTF this is about, please enlighten us.

And yet further edit: - THIS seems to work.  +k all 'round.

[Kira & Jaxon's Dad]

Here is my new favorite TV Commercial:

Orbitz

[Kira & Jaxon's Dad]

fins will have to let us know what the subject of our tomfoolery will be next week.

Well, I declare next week to be Cowboys week. 

And not just any cowboys - dem Cowboys!  (With fans like that, no wonder they lost!)

That was one of the funniest things I have seen in a while.  I was almost crying I was laughing so hard.  +K for all!

[tmerton]

fins will have to let us know what the subject of our tomfoolery will be next week.

Well, I declare next week to be Cowboys week. 

And not just any cowboys - dem Cowboys!  (With fans like that, no wonder they lost!)

That was one of the funniest things I have seen in a while.  I was almost crying I was laughing so hard.  +K for all!

He's merely channeling Jerry Jones.

[stanbob]

fins will have to let us know what the subject of our tomfoolery will be next week.

Well, I declare next week to be Cowboys week. 

And not just any cowboys - dem Cowboys!  (With fans like that, no wonder they lost!)

Edit: BDB can focus on Jessica Simpson.

Further edit - Since I posted this YouTube has made this a "private video" - I'm not sure WTF that is or how that works but it messes things up.   It's a damn funny video.

If anyone has a YouTube account you can apparently log in.  And if anyone knows WTF this is about, pleast enlighten us.

That was hilarious, +K for life for that.

[57Johnnie]

stanbob,
Just noticed that it was -9 with a wind chill of -28 in Green Bay. Maybe the Pack should move the game to your part of the country. 

[sjusection105]

stanbob,
Just noticed that it was -9 with a wind chill of -28 in Green Bay. Maybe the Pack should move the game to your part of the country. 

57, it's -17*F in central Minnesota (actual temp.-I haven't checked windchill) that is officially cold enough to freeze the nuts off a John Deer plow 

[57Johnnie]

stanbob,
Just noticed that it was -9 with a wind chill of -28 in Green Bay. Maybe the Pack should move the game to your part of the country. 

57, it's -17*F in central Minnesota (actual temp.-I haven't checked windchill) that is officially cold enough to freeze the nuts off a John Deer plow 

Is that as cold as a Tommie Girl's heart