FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[BDB]

Funny stuff guys. 

Hey, is it just my monitor or did Pat change the colors on here a bit? 

[tmerton]

Hey, is it just my monitor or did Pat change the colors on here a bit? 

Yeah, I've been sitting here thinking "What were the colors?"  Did he just reverse the blue and the brown, or what?

BTW, can anyone tell [show] me how the "insert table" function works?

[OzJohnnie]

Oz, do you have some courtside ducats for the family? I was flippin' around last night and paused for a bit on the match. I hadn't paid attention for a while, but should Serena be tested for steroids? I remember her to be "hefty" between neck and navel, but she looks like she could play O-line for the Packers.

The Oz Open is a 'Thing That Everyone Does' around here.  I haven't been for two years when went with a couple clients to a center court, end of week one, day session where we had three matches - Federrer, Hewitt and Miresmo.  And the clowns I was with wanted to sit in the facilities bar watching the match on the big screen when our actual seats were about 10 yards away from the court and, ya know, live.  I slowly got so mad that I vowed never to go again unless it's with friends.

It's a rite of passage around these parts that a person try to be a ball-boy/girl.  My wife was a practice courts lackey one year, but one of her best friends collected balls during a Stephan Edberg match.  What a dreamboat!

My Aussie Open thrill was the day I was walking down a side street in the city during the Open season and as I passed a boutique hotel out walked Anna Kornikova laughing and giggling with her equally hot Russian friend.  Needless to say, she is far better sight that the steroid champion you mention above.

Picture included for reference...

[BDB]

Anna has a way of hanging around the MIACPP. 

OZ, have you ever heard of Anna Friday's?  8)

[cobbernation]

Is Mac's coach the best guy for the Tommie head coaching job?  Does anyone know of others who applied?

[finsleft]

Funny stuff guys. 

Hey, is it just my monitor or did Pat change the colors on here a bit? 

They say the 1st thing to go is the eyesight, BDB.

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?(answer by Mrs. Flash)

A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb.

They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT.

And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulb despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!

WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!

IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES Of GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS........what did you ask me?

Flash-you just gave me an actual "flash"back to my married days. Unknown to, or at least unnoticed by me, the lightbulb had burned out in our half-bath. The fact was certainly not noticed by The Petitioner, I came to find out later, who stewed and steamed about the fact for several days without communicating anything to me about the light (verbally, at least). The first she spoke of this major mechanical household and spousal problem was several days later, when some of my family members were over for dinner, and she ranted on about my apparent neglect of husbandly duties. Overhearing this, and now being first aware of the gravity of the situation, I shrugged and went and changed the bulb. Two of my sisters took me aside and asked me if The Petitioner was capable of changing a light bulb.
That may help explain my present state of unmarried bliss.  8)

[bennie]

Flash-you just gave me an actual "flash"back to my married days. Unknown to, or at least unnoticed by me, the lightbulb had burned out in our half-bath. The fact was certainly not noticed by The Petitioner, I came to find out later, who stewed and steamed about the fact for several days without communicating anything to me about the light (verbally, at least). The first she spoke of this major mechanical household and spousal problem was several days later, when some of my family members were over for dinner, and she ranted on about my apparent neglect of husbandly duties. Overhearing this, and now being first aware of the gravity of the situation, I shrugged and went and changed the bulb. Two of my sisters took me aside and asked me if The Petitioner was capable of changing a light bulb.
That may help explain my present state of unmarried bliss.  8)

Were you sitting in the dark as you typed this?

[finsleft]

Were you sitting in the dark as you typed this?

No Bennie, all my posts are made in a state of enlightenment.  8)

Tmerts- here's how:

[finsleft]

Oops, wrong table.

[repete]

Nothing like watching the Simpsons Movie or some Family Guy whilst sipping Hamm's in your Carharts.  8)

I believe this is Webster's definition of heaven.

[tmerton]

Oops, wrong table.

Thanks; I know how to post a picture.  Maybe Duff'll know.

[sjusection105]

Johnnie Esq. has an excellent article at www.JohnnieFootball.com

[tmerton]

Johnnie Esq. has an excellent article at www.JohnnieFootball.com

Yeah, though one still can't print a copy (eh, Mr. Shoes).

Johnnie Esq is posting on these issues regularly (and bringing enlightenment to the masses) over on the General/General Division III Issues/Future of Division III board.

[miacwatchmen]

Well you could always watch the OZtralian open.  Oz, do you have some courtside ducats for the family? I was flippin' around last night and paused for a bit on the match. I hadn't paid attention for a while, but should Serena be tested for steroids? I remember her to be "hefty" between neck and navel, but she looks like she could play O-line for the Packers.

These weeks are ideal for fishing. My little TV for the fishhouse has the built in DVD player. Nothing like watching the Simpsons Movie or some Family Guy whilst sipping Hamm's in your Carharts.  8)

I see you were hanging out with Fins Jr. over break!    I will admit that from time to time, when I can make it home from work on time, I will sit down with a beer and enjoy one if not BOTH of them!   

[AO]

Johnnie Esq. has an excellent article at www.JohnnieFootball.com

just a couple of things I thought I could add:

Both divisions of the NAIA do allow athletic scholarships, the only difference in scholarship limits between the divisions is with Basketball where D-1 gets 11 and D-2 6.

The UMAC was a non-scholarship NAIA conference--probably one of the main reasons for the switch.

Northwestern fields 18 teams, putting it in the upper portion of D-3 schools as far as sports sponsored.

They've almost ruined high school sports with multiple divisions and now they're going to do the same to college.    Everyone cannot win, everybody loves the underdog and politically correct bozos are ruining sports.