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snoop dawg

double tax free bonds are a good way to go these days.  Safe and no vig to the man!

finsleft

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Top-notch humor, tmerts! Excellent monkey joke.
Speaking of monkey jokes, CLICK HERE for my all-time favorite. Seen it a hundred times and still chuckle. :D

snoop dawg


Klopenhiemer

"If Rome was built in a day, then we would have hired their contractor"

bennie

For any of you NHL fans without the Center Ice package on tv, NHL TV is doing a free preview of Center Ice On-Line. It expires 2/4/08 which will give you nearly a week of hockey bliss! ;D

https://www.nhl.tv/team/secure/loginform?product=SEASON

I haven't signed up since I get the TV package, but I though some of you might enjoy it.
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating.  ~Author Unknown

tmerton

Geez, the market has apparently made folks a little jumpy here.  Day trading not working out?  And to think I was just on the floor of the NYSE this month.  retagent, I think you need to check your reception. 

Now I see why we don't discuss politics on the board.  Good humor - and perception - Fins.  +k

finsleft

Aw hell, we might as well just go ahead and proclaim this "Monkey Joke Week".

snoop dawg

OK....


A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized with her and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

And finally......

Q. What do you call a Monkey in a tree?
A. A Branch Manager!!!

DutchFan2004

Play with Passion  Coach Ron Schipper

tmerton

Quote from: snoop dawg on January 29, 2008, 12:10:57 PM
double tax free bonds are a good way to go these days.  Safe and no vig to the man!

Speaking of vig ... saw an interesting documentary last night - The Monastary - Mr. Vig and the Nun.  Three and a half stars.

As for monkey videos -- my favorites 8)

snoop dawg

my fellow californian......... hilarious +k for you.

snoop dawg

I think one of these guys is trying to tell his coach they need longer water breaks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD8jLjFu99E

janesvilleflash

Confucius say
Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.
If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.

VOJ

Any of you Johnnies backers going to the Red Tie Galla on Friday night?  If so I will see you there.

TC




I'm just sick right now.  If you're going to wait 3 months to trade Johan Santana, at least do it without taking pennies on the dollar in exchange.
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