FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[snoop dawg]

Here is a motto all men should live by:

Man Rules:
 
Please note.. These are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE! 

1.   Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl.  If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports.  It's like the full moon
Or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.

That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the   other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color..

Pumpkin i s also a fruit.  We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,

Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere,

absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
Or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.   Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that?  It's like camping.

I hope that my wife never reads this post!

[cobbernation]

Sure, St. John's has John Gagliardi, Clemens Stadium, the Pine Curtain, and the MIAC and National championships, but they don't have a nationally reknowned, vaguely phallic mascot!

The coolest thing about the Cobber Mascot is my little sister who is a freshman at Cobberville is in that suit!  I couldn't be more proud!

[Gray Fox]

Sure, St. John's has John Gagliardi, Clemens Stadium, the Pine Curtain, and the MIAC and National championships, but they don't have a nationally reknowned, vaguely phallic mascot!

The coolest thing about the Cobber Mascot is my little sister who is a freshman at Cobberville is in that suit!  I couldn't be more proud!

+k for little sis.

[KitchenSink]

Just don't try to shuck her.

[OzJohnnie]

Jeez.  It is a guy's sister in there.  A bit personal, no?

[KitchenSink]

I would guess that cobber's sister can take of herself - she could almost certainly deal with a bunch of message board dudes ....

You know, ... like "Hey, go shuck yourself!"  (rimshot)

I'm here till Thursday.  Try the veal.

[stanbob]

I would guess that cobber's sister can take of herself - she could almost certainly deal with a bunch of message board dudes ....

You know, ... like "Hey, go shuck yourself!"  (rimshot)

I'm here till Thursday.  Try the veal.

hey KS, why don't you go and shuck yourself, I am quite sure it won't be the first or last time that happens.

[tmerton]

Guess some folks didn't like the Bobby Knight video.

[OzJohnnie]

I thought that video was pretty entertaining.  Sounded like my golf language and looked like my swing.  Heck, I thought it was me.

[janesvilleflash]

Guess some folks didn't like the Bobby Knight video.

I thought it was great. +k

[Klopenhiemer]

We have a pretty entertaining conversation happening between Coe and Wartburg on the IIAC board.  I know a few of you like to keep up with whats going on.  Take a read if you have an interest. 

[DuffMan]

I hate (not really) to interupt all this drivel with football news, but this should be a very good thing for the Johnnies. 

[57Johnnie]

I hate (not really) to interupt all this drivel with football news, but this should be a very good thing for the Johnnies. 

He must be pretty good if he's from Sartell - right? 

[DuffMan]

I hate (not really) to interupt all this drivel with football news, but this should be a very good thing for the Johnnies. 

He must be pretty good if he's from Sartell - right? 

Sartell or not, the kid's a player.

[57Johnnie]

For penance during Lent, Mrs. 57 told me we have to try to OD on catfish on Fridays.
We haven't been able to yet.