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[tmerton]

Hey, Oz - something my brother just sent me; looks like those flatheads in NZ have their own brand of humor, eh?  (Of course, some of you will likely recognize this story but remember it as involving some of our southern brethren taking a black man water skiing - but I digress.)

On a tour of NZ, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the ocean for some sightseeing.  He was cruising along the beach at Wanganui in his car, when there was a frantic commotion just off the shore.

A helpless man wearing a green and gold Aussie rugby jersey was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 5-metre shark.  As the Pope watched horrified, a Waka cruised up alongside with two men wearing All Black jerseys.

Rangi quickly threw a harpoon into the shark's side. Hohepa reached out and pulled the mauled, bleeding and semi-conscious Aussie from the water. Then, using long clubs, Rangi and Hohepa killed the shark and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope summoned them to the beach, 'I give you my blessing for your brave actions,' he told them. 'I heard that there was some bitter rivalry between New Zealand and Australia, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true.'

As the Pope drove off, Rangi asked Hohepa 'Who the hell was that, bro?'

'That was the Pope cuz' Hohepa replied. 'He's in direct contact with God bro, and has access to all of God's wisdom.'

'Well' Rangi said, 'he may have access to God's wisdom, but he don't know bugger all about shark fishing ......... is the bait holding up okay, or do we need to get another Aussie?

[Kilted Rat]

KR where did you find that picture of my mother in law?

It came in my SI Swimsuit issue a few years back. Is she all natural?

As the resident medical expert, I feel it is my responsibility, neigh my duty to perform said inspection on both Mrs Clemens and the Clemens family's former nanny. Any doubts that a nanny for a millionaire pitcher's kids isn't hotter than hades?

As the resident medical expert, it must also be your duty to check the Rocket.  And I mean the Rocket's backside... not the rocket.

I have no desire to check the rocket's rocket, his spaceballs, nor his backside.


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[BDB]

   Happy Thought O' The Day 

I am very glad that Hamm's is not made out of meat.

I would hate to give it up on Friday's during Lent. 

[OzJohnnie]

Well, I've spent the last week out at headquarters in San Francisco getting updates on 'The Big Things for the Coming Year!!!'  I work for a big software company.  As I've sat here looking around the room this is what I've seen...



I'm the one on the right.

[BDB]

For finsleft. From one Little League coach to another.
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At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his
young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What
a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is that we play
together as a team?"

The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or
you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the
umpire. Do you understand all that?"

Again the little boy nodded.

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to
your parents."

[57Johnnie]

For finsleft. From one Little League coach to another.
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At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his
young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What
a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is that we play
together as a team?"

The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or
you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the
umpire. Do you understand all that?"

Again the little boy nodded.

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to
your parents."

+k for that
BTW: If I should happen to get by your place (the one in Menomonie) on a Friday during Lent can I get a catfish pizza? 

[finsleft]

Right on, BDB. And they bad-mouth Clemens as a role model. Look at some of the parents.

57-try the anchovie pizza.

[BDB]

Yup 57, I got your fish pizza right here.

And the kid that will make it for you.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d5bfcd0324

[retagent]

OZ - Mmmmmm........ Aaahh.....We're going to need you to come in on Saturday.... and Sunday too. That'd be greeaaat.

[DutchFan2004]

Neigh, nay, ney, what's the difference?  8)


In news that doesn't surprise anyone I present this.


In other surprising news, Donald Trump admits to combing his hair from the side over the top to make it look like "there's top hair when there really isn't."

Also topping the no sh*t news network: scientists have discovered that fat women are less attractive than skinny ones.


   vs.

PS. Happy VD to everyone!*



*That's Valentine's Day, not Venereal Disease.

KR where did you find that picture of my mother in law?

Klop I hope the one one the right is your MIL 

[57Johnnie]

Yup 57, I got your fish pizza right here.

And the kid that will make it for you.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d5bfcd0324

This is what I had in mind 
Bet Duff would go for this.
http://barelybad.com/fpcatfish.htm
with Hamms of course

[TC]

OZ - Mmmmmm........ Aaahh.....We're going to need you to come in on Saturday.... and Sunday too. That'd be greeaaat.

Actually, Ret, I think the quote you're looking for is "McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?"

[Kilted Rat]

OZ - Mmmmmm........ Aaahh.....We're going to need you to come in on Saturday.... and Sunday too. That'd be greeaaat.

Actually, Ret, I think the quote you're looking for is "McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?"

"The guy's either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor."

[TC]

"I am... McLovin!"

[tmerton]

What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?"

Speaking of which, TC - have you ever seen The Commitments?  A great movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101605/

http://www.thecommitments.net/


And even better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65GfSt75MVc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQKmrQfxRHQ

And best of all:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdleHj-sUt8&feature=related