FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[tmerton]

Here's the short version.

[stanbob]

41,499 if things don't pick up around here.

[Mr. Ypsi]

41,499 if things don't pick up around here.

Nah - guaranteed to be at least 41,500!

[Ralph Turner]

Or maybe some SRV!

Or a Little Sister music!


A good ol' Dallas boy!   

[Rugman]

I'm good for 41,502.

[Klopenhiemer]

Neigh, nay, ney, what's the difference?  8)


In news that doesn't surprise anyone I present this.


In other surprising news, Donald Trump admits to combing his hair from the side over the top to make it look like "there's top hair when there really isn't."

Also topping the no sh*t news network: scientists have discovered that fat women are less attractive than skinny ones.


   vs.

PS. Happy VD to everyone!*



*That's Valentine's Day, not Venereal Disease.

KR where did you find that picture of my mother in law?

Klop I hope the one one the right is your MIL 

I think we all know that my mother in law looks kind of like the chick on the left.  She also has a sweet attitude to go with her outstanding looks!

[OzJohnnie]

This must be mother-in-law joke week.  I get first go, and I'll unload all the grapeshot:

* I saw six men punching and kicking my mother-in-law. The wife said; 'Aren't you going to help?' I said; 'No, six should be enough!'

* There was a knock at the door, I knew it was the mother in law because all the mice were throwing themselves on the traps.

* What's the definition of mixed emotions? Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.

And, finally, the big gun:

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my LOVE dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"LOVE dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband LOVES me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home.

He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my LOVE dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"

[OleFan]

I have heard some rumblings around Olaf.  The position was officially opened on Thursday.  I have heard a rumor that it will be someone new to the program.  It does not sound like any of the assistants will be considered.  I think some of the assistants will be retained for a variety of reasons.  I have also heard that the coach will likely come from outside the MIAC, and likely DI or II assistant.

[OzJohnnie]

I have heard some rumblings around Olaf.  The position was officially opened on Thursday.  I have heard a rumor that it will be someone new to the program.  It does not sound like any of the assistants will be considered.  I think some of the assistants will be retained for a variety of reasons.  I have also heard that the coach will likely come from outside the MIAC, and likely DI or II assistant.

I've heard rumors that the Olaf administration is insisting on someone from Grambling or Florida.

[57Johnnie]

I have heard some rumblings around Olaf.  The position was officially opened on Thursday.  I have heard a rumor that it will be someone new to the program.  It does not sound like any of the assistants will be considered.  I think some of the assistants will be retained for a variety of reasons.  I have also heard that the coach will likely come from outside the MIAC, and likely DI or II assistant.

I've heard rumors that the Olaf administration is insisting on someone from Grambling or Florida.

+k mate

[Kilted Rat]

HEY-OOOOOHHH!!!

[OleFan]

If you remember the SMU teams with the Pony Express I have a little joke for you?

Q: Why did Eric Dickerson hold out for so long when he left SMU for the NFL?

A: He refused to take a cut in pay.

In all honesty I view Texas Tech as probably the dirtiest team.  I have seen players clothes line their opponents as they run out of bounds.  They tore down a goal post and marched it in to their opponents section.  Unfortunately they hit a State Senator with the goal post.  I would think that even Bob Stoops (Mike Leach's mentor) would agree that Tech is dirty.  The only requirement to coach there is to win football games.  Miami has to also be on that list.  I would put Steve Spurrier coached teams on the list.

[Kilted Rat]

Boston College might want to argue that U VA belongs at the top of that list based on this play from 2005.

The cheap-shotting Virginia OT (Brad Butler) now starts at RG for the Bills. The BC DE (Mathias Kiwanuka) now plays for the Giants.

The perp was only suspended 1 game for this. What a joke.

[janesvilleflash]

Oz, +k for being up early, our time.

[finsleft]

Oz, +k for being up early, our time.

Flash, +k for being up.