FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[57Johnnie]

Ever live near an egg farm?

No, but I have a daughter-in-law who worked for 3 minutes in a Tyson chicken works. 

[Kilted Rat]

Ever live near an egg farm?

No, but I have a daughter-in-law who worked for 3 minutes in a Tyson chicken works. 

When I was looking for a job to make some $$ between graduation and starting med school, I applied for every job I could find including being a "Chicken Catcher" at GoldNPlump in Coldspring.

Sadly, my SJU diploma wasn't enough for them to take a chance on me... that and the fact I would have only been able to work for 2 months.

Ended up doing factory work at Borgert Products in St. Joe 60 hours a week. How many people work the floor of a factory as their first job out of College?


(insert copious Tommie jokes here referencing the fast-food chain of your choice)

[finsleft]

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

No", he replies, "I got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "a state-of-the-art watch?" "What's so special about it?"

The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties"

The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

[BDB]

[BDB]

fins, you probably have this special 1960 Leap Year edition of MAD magazine lying around somewhere, right? 

[finsleft]

fins, you probably have this special 1960 Leap Year edition of MAD magazine lying around somewhere, right? 

Wish I did. It would probably be worth more than my car.

[BDB]

fins, you probably have this special 1960 Leap Year edition of MAD magazine lying around somewhere, right? 

Wish I did. It would probably be worth more than my car.

I hope not. It's going for $24.99 on E-bay.

[DutchFan2004]

great story Fins.  That is why the MIAC board has to be required reading every day!

[finsleft]

I hope not. It's going for $24.99 on E-bay.

Pretty close to a toss-up, then.

[janesvilleflash]

I have a Rolls Canardly

[BDB]

I have a Rolls Canardly

I think they've found a cure for that. Ask KR.

[Kilted Rat]

I have a Rolls Canardly

I think they've found a cure for that. Ask KR.

Not sure what it it, but if Flash has it, my best guess for treatment would be antibiotics, antibiotics, antibiotics, and multiple showers daily

[BDB]

I have a Rolls Canardly

I think they've found a cure for that. Ask KR.

Not sure what it it, but if Flash has it, my best guess for treatment would be antibiotics, antibiotics, antibiotics, and multiple showers daily

Obviously rum and cokes aren't doing the trick. 

[57Johnnie]

I have a Rolls Canardly

I think they've found a cure for that. Ask KR.

Not sure what it it, but if Flash has it, my best guess for treatment would be antibiotics, antibiotics, antibiotics, and multiple showers daily

Obviously rum and cokes aren't doing the trick. 

When I was a youngster, I think that's what they recommended you irrigate the affected part with a 1% solution of potassium permanganate. 

[bennie]

I have heard that Robitussin cures everything!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd-EBG3a7jU