FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[finsleft]

Damn. I tried to go to the Emperor's Club website and it's been disabled. 

Here's all you need to know about "Client 9".

Most amazing is Silda's plan to stand by her man.

[BDB]

Is it just me or does Silda have a little Jennifer Aniston look about her? 

In an older kinda way, I mean.

[retagent]

I was under the impression that "smote" was past tense of smite. I could be wrong.

Amo - Used in a sentence.   Amo kick your a$$.
Amas - Used in a sentence.    Amas happy as a pig in s#!t.
Amat - Used in a sentence.   Amat my computer being a dumba$$.

[retagent]

BDB - and all. I have been informed by a reliable source that my suspicions are off base. Let me apologize for thinking such evil thoughts about my  fellow Cheeseheads.

[snoop dawg]

retagent....hilarious....+k.

[BDB]

BDB - and all. I have been informed by a reliable source that my suspicions are off base. Let me apologize for thinking such evil thoughts about my  fellow Cheeseheads.

No offense by me. I am known as a Minnesota move-over. That's an actual term here in western Wiscy.

[Knightstalker]

I responded with a shot about cheeseheads not being able to master the myriad of skills it takes to play hockey, and got smote for a loop.

Is smote the plural of smite?     

It appears that verb conjugation is a lost art.  Probably too many memories of amo, amas, amat. 8)

Or is it smiteted?  I's been smiteted

[57Johnnie]

Sorry Shoulda, I've overdrawn my karma account. You'll just have to wait.

I made up for it 

[57Johnnie]

I was under the impression that "smote" was past tense of smite. I could be wrong.

Amo - Used in a sentence.   Amo kick your a$$.
Amas - Used in a sentence.    Amas happy as a pig in s#!t.
Amat - Used in a sentence.   Amat my computer being a dumba$$.

A whole lot better than the way I learned it 8)

[57Johnnie]

Damn. I tried to go to the Emperor's Club website and it's been disabled. 

At $4500/hr it better come with Hamms. 

[snoop dawg]

From his facial expression it looks like he took his dentures out....or did he just swallow them?

[tmerton]

I responded with a shot about cheeseheads not being able to master the myriad of skills it takes to play hockey, and got smote for a loop.

Is smote the plural of smite?     

It appears that verb conjugation is a lost art.  Probably too many memories of amo, amas, amat. 8)

And to think that some believe all of our off season posts are just mindless blather. 

BDB - the only people who could ever believe such a thing are those who have never spent any time here with us.  Plus we're all both smart and good looking.

[finsleft]

 
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.  The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as it was on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.  Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help.  She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.  She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.  We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked!  "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

[Rugman]

If anyone owns any stock that did not go up today, you might want to dump that sucker!  Has our government taken the first step to socialized housing today?

[bennie]

If anyone owns any stock that did not go up today, you might want to dump that sucker!  Has our government taken the first step to socialized housing today?

If only stock prices were going up at the same rate as gas prices!