FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

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Excellent Oz! Good monkey humor never gets old.

[BDB]

Excellent Oz! Good monkey humor never gets old.

I am not sure Shouldabeen appreciates the monkey humor. 

[BDB]

retagent, bennie, and anyone interested in watching a little D-3 NCAA Hockey tournament action can do it on their PC's tonight when the Blue Devils take on the Tommies.

#2 and #3 seeds in the west, I believe.

Watch it here:

http://www.uwstout.edu/athletics/radio/bdradio.htm

[retagent]

Dawn Wells (aka Mary Ann) was a special guest at a recent Milwaukee Admirals (AHL) hockey game. She's a little plumper, but still doesn't look all that bad.

I can't believe that the Gray Fox didn't get that "evidence" joke.

Has anyone wondered that with the price of gas skyrocketing, and gas taxes, in most if not all states, being a percentage of the cost per gallon, that the states must be getting a windfall of taxes from gasoline purchases. I thought that those taxes were dedicated to road and highway and bridge maintenance. Yet they're still whining about not having enough money to repair the infrastructure. Look a little harder guys. Like "The Dude" said, "It's down there somewhere, let me take another look."

[BDB]

Has anyone wondered that with the price of gas skyrocketing, and gas taxes, in most if not all states, being a percentage of the cost per gallon, that the states must be getting a windfall of taxes from gasoline purchases.

Actually, in most states the taxes are set per gallon, not influenced by the cost of a gallon.

There are a couple that apply a percentage sales tax to the cost.

[Knightstalker]

Well, I guess this answers the question that has plagued mankind for about 40 years now:

Ginger or Mary Ann?

It's gotta be Mary Ann now, baby!

She told the cops she wasn't smoking weed, look at her, she's baked.

Gilligan = Little Buddy

Mary Ann = A little bud

Knightstalker = A 12-pack of Bud

OxyBob

12 pack of Yuengling please, and KS will share with Mary Ann.

[Gray Fox]

I can't believe that the Gray Fox didn't get that "evidence" joke.

I was reading the first two sentences and not the lame joke in the third.

[57Johnnie]

retagent, bennie, and anyone interested in watching a little D-3 NCAA Hockey tournament action can do it on their PC's tonight when the Blue Devils take on the Tommies.

#2 and #3 seeds in the west, I believe.

Watch it here:

http://www.uwstout.edu/athletics/radio/bdradio.htm

Is it OK for a Colorado JOHNNIE to cheer for the Blue Devils? 

[tmerton]

A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories:

'Tony, do you have a story to share?'

'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Nancy. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.'

'Good Heavens' said the horrified teacher. What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?'

'Stay away from Aunt Nancy when she's drinking.'

[Knightstalker]

A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories:

'Tony, do you have a story to share?'

'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Nancy. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.'

'Good Heavens' said the horrified teacher. What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?'

'Stay away from Aunt Nancy when she's drinking.'

+K for making KS shoot coffee out his nose.  Sounds like my Aunt Marie, the family leprechaun.

[Klopenhiemer]

2 cowboys are out on the range checking on their cattle. 

One asks the other what his favorite sexual position is. 

The other one replied " I prefer the Rodeo"

The other replied " I have never heard of the rodeo, tell me about it" 

The man replied "  Here is how you do it.  Mount your girlfriend from behind and cup her breasts.  Then whisper into her ear, these feel like your sisters.  After that try and hold on for 8 seconds!"

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From Shooter's column today:


OVERHEARD

St. John's John Gagliardi, 81, who has the most victories (453) in college football history and will speak at the Gophers' football coaches clinic March 27 at the Doubletree Hotel in St. Louis Park: "I guess they want the title of the talk to be 'Over 60 years of coaching and evolving the game.' They should change it to 'Still here after 60 years, and no place to go.' "

[BDB]

Here are the printable brackets for anyone interested in following the D-3 NCAA Hockey tournament.

http://www.uscho.com/pdf/general/2008bracketd3.pdf

[OzJohnnie]

I can't believe that the Gray Fox didn't get that "evidence" joke.

I was reading the first two sentences and not the lame joke in the third.

Lame?!  Don't take it out on me if a "lame" joke slips past your brain's humor lobe and instead triggers your indignation lobe.  Sheesh.

[DutchFan2004]

A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories:

'Tony, do you have a story to share?'

'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Nancy. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.'

'Good Heavens' said the horrified teacher. What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?'

'Stay away from Aunt Nancy when she's drinking.'

Was Aunt Nancy a Johnnie fan?  You know Johnnie fans and getting interrupted when they are drinking.