FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[OzJohnnie]

Here are the printable brackets for anyone interested in following the D-3 NCAA Hockey tournament.

http://www.uscho.com/pdf/general/2008bracketd3.pdf

Well, I guess I'm going for Stout.  Obviously, I can't cheer for St Thomas (although my MIAC loyalties and the urge to back the underdog would have had me backing Hamline if they had made it) and for some reason the Green Knights irritate me, so it's a 'no' to St Norbert as well.

What's happening to me?  Cheering for the WIAC?  Next thing you know I'll be wanting to buy a cat.

[BDB]

Here are the printable brackets for anyone interested in following the D-3 NCAA Hockey tournament.

http://www.uscho.com/pdf/general/2008bracketd3.pdf

Well, I guess I'm going for Stout.  Obviously, I can't cheer for St Thomas (although my MIAC loyalties and the urge to back the underdog would have had me backing Hamline if they had made it) and for some reason the Green Knights irritate me, so it's a 'no' to St Norbert as well.

What's happening to me?  Cheering for the WIAC?  Next thing you know I'll be wanting to buy a cat.

It's ok this one time Oz. A lot of the guys are from Minnesota. 

http://www.uwstout.edu/athletics/hockey/hockeyroster.htm

[Rugman]

Excellent Oz! Good monkey humor never gets old.

I am not sure Shouldabeen appreciates the monkey humor. 

How do you do that...copy the avatar?

[BDB]

Sure. Your avatar is awesome in detail.

No more monkey jokes unless approved by Shouldabeen! 

[BDB]

Now wait one cotton pickin' minute.

Govenor Spitzer, you're Shouldabeen?           

[tmerton]

Here are the printable brackets for anyone interested in following the D-3 NCAA Hockey tournament.

http://www.uscho.com/pdf/general/2008bracketd3.pdf

Good luck to Stout, BDB. 

Surprised Middlebury isn't in it; didn't expect to see Trinity come out of the NESCAC.

[finsleft]

Striking resemblance!

[snoop dawg]

Anyone think that the new Anna Maria coach, Marc Klaiman, whose picture is on the front page is already pissed at someone? 

[sfury]

Competition for story of the year is already over. Woman is rescued after spending two years on the toilet. Her skin had twisted itself around the toilet she was there so long.

http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/local/79410.php

And, yes, the Sheriff's name is Mr. Whipple. Really.

Parts of the story:

NESS CITY, Kan. —Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.
"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."
Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.
"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."
He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.
"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,"' Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."
The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.
Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.
"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

[finsleft]

Wow sfury, that might be the best all year. Just remember, "maybe tomorrow" can by you 2 years in most any situation.

Check out this deli"

[OzJohnnie]

Competition for story of the year is already over. Woman is rescued after spending two years on the toilet. Her skin had twisted itself around the toilet she was there so long.

http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/local/79410.php

I've been sitting here for 20 minutes trying to figure out what to type in response to this whopper.  Gotta run now - wife's banging on the bathroom door telling me to go to work.

Edit: Uhm.....

Edit 2: Say, uh, could someone do me a favor and call the fire dept?

[DutchFan2004]

Wow sfury, that might be the best all year. Just remember, "maybe tomorrow" can by you 2 years in most any situation.

Check out this deli"

The boyfriend might need a good lawyer!  Know any?

[snoop dawg]

Handsdown winner in my opinion..........Is this where the expression, "s#%t or get off the pot!" came from?

[sfury]

There's a great quote at the end by someone who knows the woman that's something like "This doesn't surprise her." What? It doesn't surprise you that someone sat on a toilet for two years and their skin grew around the seat? What sort of action from the woman would have surprised her?

[DutchFan2004]

Competition for story of the year is already over. Woman is rescued after spending two years on the toilet. Her skin had twisted itself around the toilet she was there so long.

http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/local/79410.php

I've been sitting here for 20 minutes trying to figure out what to type in response to this whopper.  Gotta run now - wife's banging on the bathroom door telling me to go to work.

Edit: Uhm.....

Edit 2: Say, uh, could someone do me a favor and call the fire dept?

I just dialed 911 and they said they can not help you out if you are in OZ land.