FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Knightstalker]

Competition for story of the year is already over. Woman is rescued after spending two years on the toilet. Her skin had twisted itself around the toilet she was there so long.

http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/local/79410.php

I've been sitting here for 20 minutes trying to figure out what to type in response to this whopper.  Gotta run now - wife's banging on the bathroom door telling me to go to work.

Edit: Uhm.....

Edit 2: Say, uh, could someone do me a favor and call the fire dept?

I just dialed 911 and they said they can not help you out if you are in OZ land.

That's because everything is backwards down there, try 119.

[finsleft]

There have been times, I must admit, that because of a particularly interesting sports page, I have tarried a bit long on the stool. But after not too many minutes, my ass gets sore and my feet start to fall asleep and I move on. Can't imagine 2 years of that, though. And boyfriend!? Think he got any in 2 years? Ick.

[janesvilleflash]

I'm thinkin that lady might not have smelled like roses.

[snoop dawg]

Maybe the boyfriend got...pothead.

[Mr. Ypsi]

snoopdawg, you are my early season favorite for 'worst pun of the year'!

One key omission in the story: did boyfriend's place have more than one bathroom?

Unless BOTH were certifiably mentally ill, this story just does not add up.  SOMETHING key is missing, but I have no clue what it is.

[OzJohnnie]

A second key omission: sure he brought her food and water, but did he supply her with reading material as well?

[DutchFan2004]

snoopdawg, you are my early season favorite for 'worst pun of the year'!

One key omission in the story: did boyfriend's place have more than one bathroom?

Unless BOTH were certifiably mentally ill, this story just does not add up.  SOMETHING key is missing, but I have no clue what it is.

I hope it wasnt the TP 

[Mr. Ypsi]

snoopdawg, you are my early season favorite for 'worst pun of the year'!

One key omission in the story: did boyfriend's place have more than one bathroom?

Unless BOTH were certifiably mentally ill, this story just does not add up.  SOMETHING key is missing, but I have no clue what it is.

I hope it wasnt the TP 

OMG, you're right - she waited 2 years for him to bring a new roll!   +k to you.

[Rugman]

Sure. Your avatar is awesome in detail.

No more monkey jokes unless approved by Shouldabeen! 

I didn't ask that question correctly.  What I was trying to ask is how does one go about copying an avatar or any other image you pick off the Internet?  I can never seem to do it when I try.

[DuffMan]

I didn't ask that question correctly.  What I was trying to ask is how does one go about copying an avatar or any other image you pick off the Internet?  I can never seem to do it when I try.

Right click on the avatar and select properties.  This should give you the URL address of the photo.

[BDB]

Stout vs St. Thomas NCAA tourney hockey video working great!

Stout up 1-0 early.

Hit "Watch Here."

http://www.uwstout.edu/athletics/radio/bdradio.htm

Damn. Now 1-1.

[OzJohnnie]

Are you listening to the current interview, BDB?  Maybe SMS your Stout contacts and let them know that the guest's mic needs to be turned on...

[BDB]

Oz, they are college kids. It's all good me thinks.

[BDB]

These are Tommie cameras. If this was at Stout you'd see a 3 camera production, not some damn 1 camera in the corner deal.

I see some of my friends though in the crowd! Hilarious!~ 

[OzJohnnie]

Oz, they are college kids. It's all good me thinks.

This is not a weasel-like back down, but the guy who has a working mic is actually calling the game pretty well.  Well enough for me to listen without the video and follow what is happening.

(But I bet his buddy Ricardo that called at the start of the third was trying to tell him to turn the other mic on )